(Chorus)
    I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand
    up, please stand up
    cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand
    up, please stand up

    (Verse 3)
    I'm like a head trip to listen to
    cause I'm only givin you things
    you joke about with your friends inside you livin' room
    the only difference is I got the balls to say it
    in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all

    I just get on the mic and spit it
    and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
    I just shit it better than 90% you rappers out can
    then you wonder how can
    kids eat up these albums like valiums
    it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
    I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
    pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with jergen's
    and I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
    in every single person there's a slim shady lurkin
    he could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion
    rings
    or in the parking lot, circling, screamin I dont give a fuck
    with his windows down and his system up
    so will the real shady please stand up
    and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up
    and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
    .................

    (Chorus)
    I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand
    up, please stand up
    cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand
    up, please stand up

    cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand
    up, please stand up
    cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand
    up, please stand up

    (Talking)
    haha guess it's a slim shady in all of us........ fuck it let's all
    stand up


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    Song: The Real Slim Shady