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Blood
Like Honey --
-- We thank you Casey for well... being Casey,
you're a well of inspiration. When your mere presence could inspire
a chimp to learn how to work a shot gun to rid himself of the dirty feeling
of actually knowing you, I know that whatever it is you did to inspire
us, it's there and we thank you!
My Little Lobster --
-- Thank you for being my (Kajiote)'s best
friend! Without you (and Casey) life would be pointless, worthless,
meaningless, and etc.ness. Thank you for being my daily inspiration
to have the Blind Guppies withhold their cheese from Brandon. I couldn't
stand cheesifying him since I think it'd make you sad and then I'd be sad
and then the people would cry because baby Jesus turned out to be Satan's
child.
Twstid
Pixi --
---- *ahem* Mushu here to write about Twstid
Pixi! Thank you all for inspiring us to be ourselves and for letting us
NOT bite off you! You are a great band and I hope you become famous so
that I may say that I knew you all way before when (well, maybe only Macy).
And that's all the thanks I can think of for now.
Those of you the Idiot Kajiote couldn't remember
at this time...(And we all know how big an idiot she is *Mushu grins*)...
--
-- I'M SO SORRY I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE!
I know you're there! You know you're there! Tell me
pleeeaaaase!!! I feel so bad! oh yeah... and thanks!
And finally.. the Family, Friends and Our
Wonderful Selves! --
-- Family: Thanks Mom and Dad for getting
drunk and forgetting the condoms on that horrid March (Mushu) / May (Kajiote)
day that you conceived us! And for not killing us those many, many,
many, many, many, many, times we've annoyed you since those fateful
days of November 29th, 19?? (Mushu) and January 13th, 19?? (Kajiote).
Thanks Michael (Kajiote's brother) for being more of a parent to me than
our own parents and yet doing such a HORRIBLE job at it, I luv ya.
Conrad the cutest little two year old (Mushu's brother), thanks for being
such a cuuuttteeeyyy!!! Cousins -- Nothing unique to say, but I guess
that's unique in itself isn't it? BE PROUD! Other extended
family, um.... Hi? How ya doing? .... Did you inspire us at
all? *slowly inch away*
Friends: Thanks to our superfish little
clique; Clarissa, Jen, (Mushu and Kajiote) and thanks to that annoying
bitch Kajiote (i.e. Me) sometimes Casey too at lunch on weekdays during
the school year (don't worry, I still love you! *muah*)! And all
those other people we know that aren't in our clique, well you guys weren't
inspiration don't worry... :) ... hee? *slowly inch away... again*
(I'm bad at this aren't I?)
OURSELVES! --
-- Um... Hi? Gee once we get to it all
that self righteousness and conceited bitchiness doesn't really pay off.
Thinking so much about ourselves leaves us speechless when it comes down
to the compliments. So I guess I'll just keep explaining this until
I realize just how annoying it ge--
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