Verbose offers to tank for Universe Man.
Universe Man slaps Verbose.

Pikel bowls before you.

(Pulse) Music: 'Tom Jones - Kung Fu Fighting'
(Sarien) Music: 'CARL.... DOUGLAS.

Toadie gossips 'speaking of mmm. . .where has eloko been all this time? ;)'
Timmons gossips 'maybe the circus came through town?'

Sith gets a katana blade from his ass.

For a split second you feel a presence in the room.
Sith gives you his ass.

Sarien gossips 'Remeber: Being fat can even ruin a romantic cruise.'
Mattz gossips 'unless said cruise boat sinks'
Mattz gossips 'then the fatness would help bouancy'

An alley cat froths and foams 'chicken!'
A Chicken Person froths and foams 'pussy!'

Someone gossips 'Webcam $45, Website free, accidently leaking a photo of your groin to the internet community....priceless...'

Sarien gossips 'Gimme enough time and I can find a reason I don't like most anyone.'
Sarien gossips 'Except Zhebby.. he's -dreamy-'

Someone gossips '*shrouds everyone in darkness*'
Tardling gossips 'Beware... that's stealing Sarien's thunder. He'll fuck you over in a heartbeat as soon as he sees a more desirable butt-buddy.'
Sarien gossips 'nod.. when tardling and I had sex.. it left me unfulfilled'

Sixfingers gossips '*beam* My what a warm welcome today. =)'
Sarien gossips 'yeah.. we were just talking about how much we didn't like you and then you logged in'
Sarien gossips 'caught us off guard'

Pikel tells you 'The monkey eats the coconut at dawn. Pass it on'
JadeSaber tells you 'Hmmm this monkey business seems serious. I say we gather up all the coconuts and prepare for the worse *frets*'

The Voices Tell You 'Jumping into the lion enclosure will be fun'

Mattz gossips 'I loaded a Quagmire into my room that is invisible'
Mattz gossips 'i also made the room no recall'
Mattz gossips 'you can enter'
Mattz gossips 'but not leave'
JadeSaber gossips 'fine. I WON'T bring you flowers.'

### God has entered the game.
### Sadly, God was killed by Logic.

God gossips 'Adam, stop doing that with the chicken, here let me make you a mate.'

Mattz gossips 'haha, i ban me!'

Mattz gossips 'women are like cats'
Mattz gossips 'but without all the hair'
Mattz gossips 'no wait'
Mattz gossips 'bad example'

Macrowave gossips 'ugh.. why me.. there's a michael jackson marathon or something on tv.. on my friggin BIRTHDAY'

Cronax gossips 'you all know I'm too lazy to be a pirate'
HoosYerDadE gossips 'Butt Pirate'
HoosYerDadE gossips 'If you're lazy, that means that you're the catcher.'
Mim gossips 'butt talk really makes Hoos excited'
HoosYerDadE gossips 'Yup. I'm all into the butt.'
Mim gossips 'that would make you the pitcher?'
HoosYerDadE gossips 'Umm....wait....no'

HoosYerDadE hormones rage: }} 'Nah, I have a huge cock.' {{
HoosYerDadE hormones rage: }} 'I keep telling y'all that.' {{
Mim hormones rage: }} in his dresser drawer, it takes two D's {{

Mim says 'I'm not that kinda girl!'
Chronepsis says 'the kind that levels?'

Timmons says 'Rexy has to be the most amazing person'
Mim says 'yeah?'
Timmons says 'in his ability to get people pissed off at him'

Ganesha gossips 'If people want to smoke anywhere, I should be permitted to masturbate anywhere. Afterall I'm not bothering anyone =d'

Timmons says 'no!'
Zoot says 'please?'
Timmons says 'i want mine back'
Zoot says 'hmm there's not much left.'
Timmons says 'im a gentlemen'
Timmons says 'you can have 51 percent'
Timmons says 'ill take 49'
Zoot chuckles politely.
Zoot says 'i'll give you 60'
Zoot gives Timmons the improved remains of 60% of his brain.

(Zoot) Music: 'touch me touch me touch me touch me'
Rossarian touches Zoot gently.
(Zoot) Music: 'i want to be dirty'
Timmons peers intently at Zoot.
Rossarian says 'I untouch you NOW'
You happily blink innocently at Zoot.
Rossarian says 'bathe!'

Spitzka says 'how did my lore increase?'

Cowhead says 'excuse me are those bugle boy jeans?'
Spitzka says 'thank you cowhead'

Rossarian rambles 'd00d, that's 2 much 3ff0r7'
Rossarian rambles 'er'
Rossarian rambles '*cough*'

Belgarion gossips 'oh, i'll admit i'm jaded....but damn....pix of people doing farm animals?'
Toadie gossips 'those damn germans'

Sarien gossips 'hey mushu'
Sarien gossips 'if we were allowed to pkill'
Sarien gossips 'I'd pkill rexy until a head came off'
Sarien gossips 'and then shrink it for you'
Sarien gossips 'if that helps any'
Pulse tells the group 'aww he's sweet'.

Rossarian gossips 'You can double the manliness of your meat with mustard'

My jesus is better then your jesus.

(Esperath) Music: '<3 <3 <3'
(Mushu) MUSIC: 'thats a song?'
(Esperath) Music: 'I'm not done yet.'
(Esperath) Music: '<3 <3 <3'
(Esperath) Music: '<3 <3 <3 MUUUUUUUSHHUUUUUUUUUUU *bwarang, power chord*'

Mushu gives you a bucket of Transfat.

Spitzka says 'cause that is the type of sheep i am'
BaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(Mim) Qwest: 'What Waren Zevon song mentions a certain actor famous for his ability to disguise himself?'
(Mim) Qwest: 'Yah I wouldn't know either'

Timmons gossips 'Hey toadie i take back what i said about "snap" no longer being popular with the kids'
Toadie gossips 'Snap is popular again??'
Mim gossips 'All New Snap, now with birthcontrolling action'
Toadie gossips 'Ooh. ..SNAP'

Mushu question 'why dont we have cool pets?'
Mim answers 'bcs nothing cool would follow yer sorry ass around to die'

Mushu gossip 'TEEHEEEEEE!!'
Sarien gossips 'repress!'
Mushu gossip 'damnit'

Mushu tells the group 'looooove meeeee'.
Pulse tells the group 'okay, you're loved, mushu!'.
Kode tells the group 'like the diaper'.
Kode tells the group 'what?'.
Kode tells the group 'look at pulse's hawk'.

Aldenar grAtZes 'quick, someone breath on me! I'm that close!'
Aldenar grAtZes 'wow did that sound pornographic'

Crash gossips 'hi mim sarien is picking on me, would you kindly cut off his nuts and feed them to him =)'
It begins to rain Elokos
Crash gossips 'put that in yer pipe and smoke it =)'

Jesus tells you 'Ok stop me if you've heard this one...A Christian, homosexual, and Jew walk into a Roman pep rally...'
Zhebb gossips 'as a born-again Jewish homo, i take offense to that'

### Sadly, Labotomy is your only option.
Macrowave gossips 'no! don't remove my lab!'
Macrowave gossips '*atl* Lab'
Mushu gossip 'your meth lab? *eye macro*'
Macrowave gossips 'no.. no.. meth lab here...'
Macrowave gossips '*shifty eyes*'

Crash forces you to autofuck OK.
### Sadly, fucking alone does not count.

You take a siringe, jab it in your ear, and widthdraw all brain tisse for lady mim, as sacrafice, besides it makes a good spread on toast!

>>Fate <<Mim calls 'you sound hopeful *tsk*'

Kealey gossips 'But yet it's screams buggy.'
You feel compelled to type 'help bug'
Mattz gossips 'who said that!'

>> Fate << Mim calls 'go mushu, it's your birthday'
>> Fate << Mim calls 'we're gonna party like you got out of three mazes by yourself '

Sixfingers grAtZes '>>> Congrats Urugula_Thinks_Mushu_has_a_JLo_Ass Way to go! <<<'

Verbose rambles 'ooo i found 5 dollars in my pocket'
Legato rambles 'g-strings dont have pockets...that was your ass'

Mmmm... you give Rossarian a good working over with your tongue...
Rossarian gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
Zoot says 'ewww i don't want to see that'

ShadowCat gossips 'Chocolate is bad for colds.'
ShadowCat gossips 'unless it's chocolate soy milk.'
Rossarian gossips 'But good for the soul'
Rossarian gossips 'Unless it's chocolate soy milk'

>>Fate <<Kali calls 'Anything else you need?'
>>Fate <<Rossarian calls 'Some random death and destruction would be nice'

Someone forces you to 'howl'
howl
You raise your muzzle and howl soulfully at the moon...ArwooOOOoo.
Shayde gossips 'You learn from your mistakes, and your power abuse skill improves!'

You howl in your sleep. Not my fault, you are a dog in your dreams. But in your case Mushu, you are a dog asleep or awake.

Sixfingers grAtZes '>>> Congrats Urugula_has_a_huge_jimmy Way to go! <<<'

This just in from the FDA (now sponsered by Kraft Foods)
Trans fats it turns out, are actually GOOD for you.
This gecho brought to you buy Krispy Kreame. Your Source of the new Healthy Trans Fats.

Spitzka brandishes Mim's Mighty Finger.
You feel different.

Wizlog#Crash force all title is in the sarien fan club!

Timmons gossips 'we love you sarien your hung like a mule!'
Ganesha gossips 'we love you sarien your hung like a mule!'
Legato gossips 'we love you sarien your hung like a mule!'

BlackMamba gossips 'woo - got a smurf head.'
BlackMamba gossips 'anyone want it?'
Mim tells you 'BM's giving head :)'

A turkey runs past, looking rather scared.
Durien gossips '*CHOMP*'
Zoot hormones rage: }} 'ohhh yeah.... getting the stuffing in' {{
Esperath gossips 'TURKEY'
Durien gossips 'mrph mmmhp'
Esperath gossips 'Can we get a Tofurkey as well?'
Durien gossips '*munch munch munch*'
A Turkey gossips 'NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!'
Esperath gossips 'You know, for the vegetarians.'
### Sadly, the stores ran out of Tofurkey.
Erm, Sadly?!

YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED!
Oh wait, its just Girlie being her impish self.

A flock of Mushu fly over head, heading south for winter.
*SPLAT*
Damn Mushu turd all over your car, you know that is going to eat the paint.

Mim the Mushu hunter sits in the bushes and uses her Mushu call Johnny Depp is Here.

Ignore Ross
Rossarian gossips 'if that was a global echo.. you must not ignore me. I am a font of wisdom.'
Mushu gossips 'of SEX'
Rossarian gossips 'You bet I am baby.'
Rossarian winks suggestively at you.

So, my cattle, are there any of you worthy of my attention? Or are you all bathed in the waters of mediocraty!
Mushu gossip 'mediocraty forever!'
Mushu gossip 'viva la middle class!'
Mushu gossip '*grin*'
I thought as much.

Hoarfrost gossips 'note to self: the dorkness cannot spell'
### Sadly, Hoarfrost will meet his maker soon.
### Also note, he has the imaginative prowless of a slug.

Legato gossips 'If anyone needs expert relationship adivce, I am your man ;)'
Rossarian gossips 'Alright! So there's this girl across the back lane from my balcony, she keeps her blinds open all the time, and occasionally walks around in her underwear'
Rossarian gossips 'How should I introduce myself?'
Rossarian gossips 'Should I mention I've seen her 90% naked?'

Sarien yells 'I love you, Zoot!.. (Eloko School of Stalkerism and Making Friends)'

Icesong has restored you.
Mushu has unrestored your sorry ass. PUNK

Pulse pages you '* Paging Doctor Mushu. Doctor Mushu, come in please. Your assistance is required for removing a stick from Spenta's ass. *'

Pulse hormones rage: }} 'i lost my dragon, can i sleep with mushu?' {{

Aeolian answers 'it is your right.....no .. it is your obligation to overthrow your government when it is doing you harm.'
Aeolian answers 'Look at all the shit put in place to "protect you"'
Aeolian answers 'assault rifle ban?'
Aeolian answers 'that is to protect the government from YOU'

### Sadly, Macrowave has been killed by Gord.
### Sadly, Belgarion has been killed by Legato.
### Even worse, he urinated from fear before his death.
Cleanup isle #4.

Sarien gossips 'You're crazy'
Sarien gossips 'CRAZY'
Sarien gossips 'and not good crazy like Charles Manson crazy.... but bad crazy.. like Eloko Crazy'

A chicken gossips 'I LOVE the cock!'
Rossarian shouts 'YOU! Tarantino hasn't made a good movie since pulp fiction! *scream*'

Etymology: from Moxie, a trademark for a soft drink. Date: 1930
Mim rambles 'back when Coke was Coke'
Ganesha rambles 'and pepsi was pee'

Sarien gossips 'you know what makes panther so cool?'
Toadie gossips 'it's black?'
Sarien gossips 'the box looks like Malcolm X... it's a black box with a big silver X on the front'
Sarien gossips 'as a matter of fact when I turned on my cube it gave me my islamic name.. hehehehe'

Shomooit ramble 'damn all of you "actual" computer users!'
Cronax rambles 'well what are you using if not an 'actual computer'?'
Sarien rambles 'fake one'
Sarien rambles 'it's a cardboard box'
Sarien rambles 'with "Compooter" written on the side'
Olick rambles 'wow, state of the art cardbord technology'
Sarien rambles 'above that written in marker is "Shomooit's" along with some pictures of daisies and a happy sun'

Verbose says '*watches cat lick crotch*'
Rexy says '...'
Pulse says '...

Tolina gossips '*yawn*
Teal gossips '*yawn*'
Sixfingers gossips '*yawn*'
Pulse gossips '*yawn*'

Rossarian rambles 'so I bought this jar of "Mystery butter" (as in Peanut butter, only made from various nuts". ON the jar it says "a mysterious and delicious mixture of secret nuts"'
Rossarian rambles 'THEN I looked at the ingredients list. :P'
Rossarian rambles 'mystery my ass.'
Mim rambles 'FIGURES you'd pick up a jar labeled 'Mystery Butter' you are JUSt the market they were trying to appeal to'
Mim rambles 'What can be in this mystery butter, my mind must know!'
Sarien rambles 'his thoughts went "Ooo.. Mystery Butter" *grab* and then he sees ingredients by chance and he thinks... "Ha... got you now!"'

Legato gossips 'I am going to start disconnecting shadows. everyone ok with that?'
Sarien gossips 'yeah'

ShadowCat rambles 'everyone was at some point someone's child... except maybe Bill Gates, who was summoned from hell.'

Brant gossips 'Hi Everybody!'
Everybody gossips 'Hi Brant!'

Olick answers 'it can't be that bad.. even my bicep goes from a misshapen lump to a slightly larger misshapen lump'
Rexy tells you 'I'm testing something, send me a tell'
Rexy gossips 'Gah! That was a gecho people!'
Rossarian gossips 'Other than Skye who not only fell for it but misspelled Rexy as Ross'

### Toadie, the 1 handed porn surfer has entered the game.

(Crash) Music: 'i saw mattz kissing santa clause, underneath his belt lastnight.'

Sarien gossips 'are.. those.. two people with their hands.. on her tits?'
Rossarian gossips 'she's gettin' felt up by fatties'

### Mim just made a level!

Sarien's nuts roasting on an open fire....
Sarien gossips 'I only did that ONCE'
Sarien gossips 'and I was kinda drunk'
Sarien gossips 'so leave me alone'

Mushu shouts 'LEMME GET TO THE FRIKKIN PALADIN'
Verbose shouts 'NO'
Mushu shouts 'sniffle'

Kajiote utters the words, 'gate'.
Kajiote steps through a gate and vanishes.
Kajiote has arrived through a gate.

Kajiote gossips 'an automatic mouse cage cleaner'
Kajiote gossips 'and I thinky my female's pregnant but I hope not'
Kajiote gossips 'she was my little virgin'
Pulse gossip 'maybe it's immaculate? mouse messiah?'
Kajiote gossips 'I'll name every mouse in her first litter or whatever it's called, Jesus'

Verbose gossips 'i wish i fucked girls'
Macrowave gossips 'me too :('

Verbose rambles 'i want a magical jewish grandma'
Kaji rambles 'I -am- a magical jew grandma'
Kaji rambles 'you want ME ..baby?'
Verbose rambles 'will you be my grandma?'
Kaji rambles '*homp* all night long'
Verbose rambles 'YAYAyA!'
Verbose rambles 'i wuv you magical jewish grandma'

Verbose gossips 'do guys giggle or is that reserved for girls?'
Crisper gossips '*giggle*'
Pulse gossip '*giggle*'
Pulse gossip 'we had some cool giggles, crisper'
Pulse gossip 'like uber macho biker giggles'

GreeBo froths and foams 'Why are Jahova's Whitnesses at my OFFICE trying to recruit me??'
GreeBo froths and foams 'if they only knew.. I am the devil.'

Mattz gossips 'who wants to be in charge'
Pulse gossip 'me!'
Mattz gossips 'ok'
Pulse is in charge.
Pulse gossip 'wait... Lord Sarien!'
Hell No

Thorondor rambles 'what you really need is a Pinto, if you want to drive in class'
Icesong rambles 'fuck no, those things explode'
Pulse rambles 'they don't explode. it's called a very good heating system, icesong!'

Mushu gossips '*coughcough*'
Mushu gossips '*sigh**shake fist pulse*'
Pulse gossip '*shakes *coughcough* fist*'
Mushu gossips 'blink?'
Pulse gossip 'i returned the shake!'
Mushu gossips 'laugh'
Pulse gossip 'appreciate what you have!'

Pulse gossip 'if someone calls me a cracker, i'll tell them "i prefer ritz"'
Sarien gossips 'hey'
Sarien gossips 'my brother in law is italian and his name is ritz'
Sarien gossips 'so watch it'
Sarien gossips 'mister'
Pulse gossip 'that's totally different than the cracker comment though'
Pulse gossip 'fine sarien, fine, triscuit then!'

Sarien gossips 'here.. I'm going to threaten pulse in html'
Sarien gossips '</Pulse>'

### Tolina has entered the game.
Sixfingers gossips 'Toooooooooliiiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaaa...'
Sixfingers gossips '*hop*'
Tolina gossips 'oh no, it's here!'
### Tolina has left the game.
Sixfingers gossips '*fist*'

BlackMamba rambles 'and so it was decreed, that once per year, Satan would have a chance to earn his way back into heaven, if he could find a way to make every child in the world happy, on that one night...'
HoosYerMomE rambles 'Thus Satan Clause was born?'
BlackMamba rambles 'it was a clause in the decree which banished him to hell.'

Zoot shouts 'PENIS'
Pulse shout 'PENIS'
Ganesha shouts 'VAGINA'
Pulse shout 'that's a gang bang, right?'

Toadie gossips 'YOu don't even remember saying it! You're so messed up from the drugas'
Phat gossips 'Free the weed!'

(the following was sent by Seamer):
Someone gossips 'nice bowl of new england man chowder'
Toadie gossips 'MMMM'
Toadie gossips 'the white stuff is the best'

[ 48] Toadie: SLEAMER
Thu Oct 30 15:49:29 2003
To: mushu
That bastard seamer sent a log in. . . it was a mistake of mine! Don't succumb to evil and post it! Noooooo!@$!@ BRAINS

Toadie gossips 'recall, maarek'
Toadie gossips 'you are ruining my zombie sandwich'

Pulse rambles 'it made a "fgghhhnnnn" noise and then a "squeekeeeek" and then another "fgghhhnnnn"'
Toadie rambles 'that sounds frightening'

Pulse gossips '"you, tigris! i must have sex with you now! BEASTMASTER!!!"'
Pulse gossips '"tiger, you stand there. ferrets, you climb in his pants and bite his penis. LET'S GO!"

A scary ghost gossips 'I am your father Hamlet.'
Darth Vader gossips 'No, I'm your father!'

Mushu says 'im so sexy when zombified'
Strut your stuff.

Toadie rambles 'i gave money to a bum today, what a sucker i am'
Rossarian rambles 'he'll use it on drugs! Booooo! You hippie!'
Toadie rambles '25 cents isn't gonna buy him much'
Toadie rambles 'but for that money, I now expect some amusing abuse!'
Toadie rambles 'WHAT THE HELL??'
Toadie rambles 'he just says 'HAVE A NICE DAY???!?!?''
Rossarian rambles '"have a nice day. Maybe I'll buy a fucking apartment with this, you dumb bitch."'

Cronax gossips 'Toadie, afk people aren't here and should be ignored'
Toadie gossips 'Then why are you talking to me, you freak?'
Rossarian gossips 'he wants another quarter'

Mushu gossips 'whatever, i dont want old men telling me for mudsex'
Toadie gossips 'yeah, tell sarien to knock it off already'
Someone tells you 'u liek teh mudsax?'
Someone tells you 'notmudsex'
Someone tells you '*grope jailbait*'
Mushu gossips '*bth seamer again*'

Mushu gossips 'apparently you cant lurk if you aint a leader'
Toadie gossips 'duh!'
Someone gossips 'its the whole point OF being a leader'
Mushu gossips 'then whats the point in gaining levels if i dont get lurk in the end?!'
Cronax gossips 'to be invited on suicidal pennywise and quag runs.. duh'
Macrowave gossips 'but you can lurk at realllly low levels if you ARE a leader :)'
Toadie gossips 'umm. .. get leadered!'
Someone gossips 'we like to lurk right above eloko's alts'

>>Fate <<Rossarian calls '*chicken*'
>>Fate <<Rossarian calls 'er'
>>Fate <<Rossarian calls '*cackle*'

Toadie gossips 'who the hell does homework on a saturday night???? hehe'
Rossarian gossips 'nerds do! (says the guy on a mud on a saturday night)'

Rossarian gossips 'ack! Why do I have oats all over my pants'
Rossarian gossips '!!'
Rossarian gossips 'I'm pretty SURE I wasn't chewing with my mouth open'
Rossarian gossips 'damn fuckers must have planned an escape'

Cronax gossips 'run little oats, your freedom is at hand!'

Mushu gossips '*cracks up*'
Rossarian gossips 'get the glue!'

Sixfingers grAtZes 'Power leveler.. bot a while, slow down, enjoy life.'

Kealey gossips 'SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME BAAAAAAAABY!'
Kealey gossips 'Hrmm, gtell that'
You tell Seamer 'AHHH! MY EYES!'
Seamer tells you 'my penis just died'

A cockroach skittles up to a twinkie snickering derisively.

[ 56] Sol: My recent eruptions
Mon Nov 3 22:49:20 2003
To: all
I would like to ask forgivness for my recent eruptions during the last week.
I had some of Mim's homemade Fate Chilli, and it gave me a very upset core.
I hope the Ion storms did not disrupt any of your favorite TV viewing during the
last week.
Just so you know, I'm feeling much better, and the sunspots are clearing up nicely.
Sol

Toadie gossips 'PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT, BITCH'

(HoosYerDadE) IC: 'Heh. Textual Tension!'

(Toadie) IC: 'stop being such a textual tease'

Cronax answers 'Toadie, fo to the video store now!'
Someone answers 'Yes! FO to the video store!'
HoosYerDadE answers 'FO like you've never FOed before, BITCH!'

Someone hormones rage: }} 'Sarien, I want you to Textually Torture someone again so that I can laugh so hard I piss in my pants.' {{

HoosYerDadE hormones rage: }} 'I got something she can eat.' {{
HoosYerDadE hormones rage: }} 'BOOYAH!' {{

HoosYerDadE hormones rage: }} 'Bah, still 200 exp from level.' {{
HoosYerDadE hormones rage: }} 'I'm so damned slow. I'm Rexy-rific' {{
Toadie hormones rage: }} 'you're 11?' {{

Pulse gossips 'i think i heard that commercial wrong, i thought it said "New AOL 9.0. Just look for the dick in your mail."'
Pulse gossips 'but i feel that was wrong'

### Sadly, GrenMatchen was killed by Heimdall.
HoosYerDadE gossips 'Dude, I was just joking about killing Heim dall'
GrenMatchen gossips 'hoose you wanker'

Rossarian rambles 'you're so far in denial you flood your bathroom every spring'

Rossarian gossips 'There is no theme, because the fates simply *are* ?'
Rossarian gossips '*ohm*'
Mim gossips 'we is'
Sarien gossips 'ross would know'
Sarien gossips 'he's a leader'
Sarien gossips 'in fate'
Mim gossips 'yer so down with it, Ross, it is as if you should join or something'
Rossarian gossips 'You're on drugs'
Mim gossips 'instead of just sleep with us'
Rossarian gossips 'You're on drugs RIGHT NOW'

The mud suddenly turns upside down!
and you fall on your head. *SPLAT*

Rossarian gossips 'Mim says George bush is sexy'
Mim gossips 'I find all pedestrian monkeys attractive in a biblical way :P especially if they can almost talk'

A brave new dawn spills ink down your shirt.

Official MadROM Matrix 3 opinion: Suxors.

HoosYerDadE gossips 'I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!'

Cronax gossips 'Don't do it Moosh! don't rip the tag off your matress'

Timmons says 'mim is the paris hilton of the mud'

>>Fate <<Kali calls 'Pulse, what have you and Consch been killing?'
>>Fate <<Pulse calls 'we're doing fat zombies now'
>>Fate <<Pulse calls '... that sounded dirty'

Sarien gossips 'I'm a big fluffy teddy bear'
Mushu gossips 'like a man eating tiger'
Sarien gossips 'whatttt?'
Sarien gossips 'Mushu -you- love me'
Sarien gossips 'Everyone loves me =)'
Mushu gossips '*shakes the empty swear jar*'
Sarien gossips 'ok.. Mushu, you fucking know you love me damnit.'

>>Fate <<Rossarian calls 'Ahh. The log, in the evening. Late night wood is the best kind.'
>>Fate <<Mushu calls 'EYE'
>>Fate <<Rossarian calls 'what.'
>>Fate <<Mim calls 'i think that should be logged just to out him for the old pervert he is'

>>Fate <<Mushu call 'rofl, i sang to my mom "how much you mean to me" and shes like "as much as the shit in the closet"!'
>>Fate <<Mushu calls 'makes sense in polish :P'
>>Fate <<Rossarian calls 'You are new to the concept of bathrooms, eh?'

Mushu gossips 'i was gonna say that eye ross'
Rossarian gossips '*1000 eye* Mushu'

Eat your bread
Kalana gossips 'I did eat my bread.'
*pow*
Kalana gossips 'Knocked me on my ass.. but it did arouse my hunger. Bad bread.. arousing me.'
Rexy gossips 'WOA!'
Rexy gossips 'Calm Down Kalana! Its just bread!'
Seamer gossips 'its "pipe" shaped...you know...like...a loaf of bread'
Kalana gossips 'Not just ANY bread. Suspiciously arousing pipeweed bread.'
Rexy gossips '...i think Kalana's attracted to the bread...'
Kalana gossips 'It's _arousing_'

Legato gossips 'Maine needs heated golf courses'
Nemodious gossips 'whoooooa legato where in maine you from dude'
Legato gossips 'portland'
Nemodious gossips 'cool beans, how old are you'
Legato gossips '70'

Legato gossips 'I dont have time to stalk...i'd like to but I can't get into it... rather be napping.'

Nemodious gossips 'so what if I've been put away for insanity. The squirrels were numerous and ferocious! NUMEROUS and FEROCIOUS I tell you!!!!'

Legato gossips 'dead rats feel funny under bare feet'
Legato gossips 'which reminds me, I really need to vacuum.'

Aeolian rambles 'put the gun down so i can shoot you.'

Aeolian rambles 'ulrik stay out of my head.'
Ulrik rambles 'It's cozy there.. like a nice pair of socks'
Aeolian rambles 'smells like socks too'

Kajiote gossips 'so let's all beat sheep and eat meat?'
Hoarfrost gossips 'sorry, don't talk about my sex life, but thanks for sharing yours ;)'

Sarien gossips 'Dude if you're down there licking away... and you got time to sit and say "So what's your opinion on campaign finace reform?".. there's no way Hillary is gonna make time to be with you to begin with'

Sarien gossips '*offers Mushu fun-size peanut m&ms*'
Mushu gossip 'WHEE'
Toadie gossips 'NO'
Toadie gossips 'HOLD OUT FOR THE RAISINETTES'

HoosYerDadE gossips 'Do you have a Jeff Stryker Dildo (tm)?'
Djm gossips 'I thought I told you to stay out of SabLE's room'

Mushu questions 'anyone want a map of hell, since i never go there anyway?'
HoosYerDadE answers 'Stats?'
Cronax answers '+4 to not-getting-your-ass-lost'
Steppen answers '-5 for taking you into an aggie area too early however'

The question remains: which half of Toben? Top or bottom, fore or ass....aft?
Pulse gossips 'back. hi all'
Good. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Mushu gossips 'sniff'
Seamer gossips 'who farted?'

Kali gossips 'Is that Durien like the fruit?'
Rossarian gossips 'the EVIL fruit'
Kali gossips 'I'm guessing by the title, yes'
Durien gossips 'I'm angelic :)'

Reighne gossips '*hug all* *even you sarien*'
Sarien gossips 'eh?'
Reighne gossips '*thwaps seamer on the head with a nerfbat*'

Urugula gossips 'I want my old imm weapon back. The Vegetator.'

Tardling gossips 'Don't know what you're complaining about... There's never been anything resembling a flattering picture of me. You should see my driver's licence photo *Shudder*'
Tardling gossips 'The best one ever was a surprise shot where I was telling the guy to go fuck himself hehe'

Seamer gossips 'there is no spoon, it is your mind that makes you eat soup'

Darryl gossips '...and on that note, I'm going to hit the hay and get a goog night's sleep.'
Mim gossips 'aw, be gentle with the hay'

Crash gossips 'jesus, we have sarien and uru on at the same time? wow, quickly my mortal friends, hide your silverware, and your children'
Sarien gossips 'dibs on the silverware.'

### Sadly, Urugula is back.

Someone tells you 'i've seen the gallery... some people aren't allowed to mock you'

A sleazy 'thing' in a yellow slicker oozes by, ogles you and says, 'Nice hooters'.

A guillotine gossips 'I... am the guillotine who killed the French King, Louis <insert number here>.'
A Bloody Disembodied Head gossips 'I am that king!'
A Bloody Disembodied Head gossips 'KING LOUIS <#>'
A Bloody Disembodied Head gossips 'I am all the King Louis'. I am the omni head!'
The prior thirteen King Louis bodies roll in their graves.

Mushu gossips '*CHOP!!!* Oh dear. I've done it again.'
A Bloody Disembodied Head gossips 'Oh, that one hurt!'

Sixfingers gossips 'I don't bot, I just forget to log off.'

Sarien rambles 'why is it people watch movies about serial killers?'
Ganesha rambles 'to better plan the perfect spree'
Ganesha rambles 'duh'

Seamer gossips 'i told her she was a psycho schizoid mudversion of glenn close, but does she listen? NO'

Seamer gossips 'for a schizoid, i wonder why none of her personalities are sweet lovable men'
Rexy gossips 'Because the Eloko personality killed all the other ones with all her gang buddies....*ROFL*'
Seamer gossips 'thatd be scary shit, her evil personalities killing her decent ones'

Stultus answers 'Only that it stands for Advanced Configuration and Power Interface'
Pulse answers 'or shorthand for "ack! pee!"'

Flatscan answers 'Created: Sat Nov 16 22:27:57 2002'
Mattz answers 'i was created in april of 2003 :)'

Sarien is in charge.
Seamer gossips 'we're doomed'
Seamer gossips 'i'm extra doomed, i'm a complete arsehole'

Sarien gossips 'I would comment.. but.. it'd be bound to only end in neuro killing me'

Rossarian gossips 'You're a bunch of sick fucks!'
Rossarian gossips '(just relaying a message)'
Sarien gossips 'from whom?'
Rossarian gossips 'None of yer bidness'
Sarien gossips 'in that case'
Sarien gossips 'Tell that person to Shut the Fuck Up, and quit being a silly cunt.'
Mushu gossips 'FANNY'
Sarien gossips 'and Ross'
Sarien gossips 'Tell Shalana I said Hi'
Rossarian gossips 'Will do'
Rossarian gossips 'oops'
Rossarian gossips 'that was just a misSHUT UPYOU FUCKING FUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK'
Rossarian gossips 'pardon that, just my turette's acting up.'

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