SALE OF THE CENTRY



Yale Degree!! Yours for the taking.



White House For Lease!



Country bombing!



Speed up evolution for the next generation





You to can be a graduate of Yale University!



Would you like to have an impressive framed degree hanging on your wall. All you need is a very wealthey father to buy it for you. This degre can be used to look important with. (Be advised that once you open you mouth you will no longer have the credibility that once came with a Yale degre. So it is best to not talk much)

Cost for such an honer is our pride and a new wing to one of are useless buildings.

Hurry!! Don't wait!! Degrees are going fast!!









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You to can live in the White House!



Large white house. Many bedrooms, offices, and board rooms. Cleaning, and Security detail included. Iron gate around large yard with helicopter pad. Large kitchen to cook for hundreds. To be considered for possible lease you must have the fallowing:

A past drunk...

A degree your father bought for you...

Able to makeup words that do not exist in the English language...

Cost the pride of a nation.

Hurry!! Don't wait!! Leases are going fast (Max of 8 years)!!









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You to can bomb a country!



Is there a country you would like bombed into the stone age. Not a problem. The US can see to it that there is no habitable place left to live. Just let it be known that a possible mad man has power in the area. Why waste time with finding and removing the bad guys from the area just kill them all, God will sort them out in the end.

Cost is one or two billion tax payers dollars.

Hurry!! Don't wait!! Countries are flattening fast!!









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Help next generation become more messed up than you!



Want to see to it that the next generation does not out live you. Just fill the air with pollution, our streams and oceans with chemicals, and cut down all ore trees as fast as you can. Who needs recycling, we have enough trees, landfills, and oil to last us for our generation. Don't worry when the water you drink makes your children have two heads and five arms (that�s just evolution). And of course you don't need to breathe clean air, you all ready some twelve pack a day, clean air smells funny, right.
Cost for this is a few dead animal no eco system and thousands of coffins.

Hurry!! Don't wait!! Use up your share and someone else before they do!!









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Julie Patterson, 2002

Last Updated: 13 November 2002
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