Miss Joanetta Zxendelica Hiney, "A Gay FlashGirl Flauntress"
Drag Queen Miss Joanetta Z. Hiney
Photos of Joanetta
Top Legs
Classy Legs
     Joanetta Z. H. is a single 40ish, GAY-TG living in the Philly Suburbs who has always felt like a real woman.  It is time to "come out" and be who I really am inside because it is not fair to myself if I am not true to my inner-self.  I am ready to have "lots of fun"!
     I am currently 130lbs at 5'11 and still dieting to get that 28" waist; I'm almost there.  Recent hourglass measurements (with breastforms) are: 40-29-38.
     "Joan" is now perfectly comfortable with herself and ready to explore the Philadelphia scene.  I am willing to exchange conversation with any TG/TV/TS in the tri-state area for possible "girlfriend" relationships, dress-up & photo sessions.  And of course, I invite local, generous gay men, looking for a gay girl, to take me out for drinks & "a night out on the town".  I love to party!!!  Can you make me feel like a woman and treat me like a real lady?  Then, I am "Hot to Trot" and ready for you!
     Be sure to "click on" the "Photos" link (top right) for "full view " photos of my thin, shapely, voluptuous, feminine body.
The 814 Club
The Philly Club Scene
More of the Club Scene
Mercedes' Showroom
1. Dressing Up, Dressing Up, and Dressing Up, as often as possible, in nylons, pantyhose, spandex, lycra, latex, and high heels!  Favorite Outfit Color: The Brightest, Hottest "Slut" RED!

2. Applying, Practicing, and Applying more, thicker, heavier Make-Up.  Favorite Lip Stick Color: The Hottest Fire Red!

3. Posing for the camera trying to achieve that perfect "glamour shot" and that perfect enticing, arousing, "feminine pose".

4. FLAUNTRESS - Wearing short tight skirts and dresses out in public for all to see!  I love to flaunt my long, luscious legs and show them off.  I am such a tease and love to be stared at.

5. STREET-WALKING SLUT - Prancing down city streets and strutting my stuff in barely legal outfits during heavy traffic really gets my juices flowing!  It is such a THRILL "stopping traffic" with horns "tooting" at me while I "parade" my naughty self and shock everyone there to see.  I love the attention I receive!

6. EXHIBITIONIST - Displaying myself in "public view" at ATM's, pay phones, etc. in tiny little tight outfits, especially in busy hot spots for the maximum audience of on-lookers and gawkers.

7. SEDUCTRESS - Frequenting "Gay Clubs" in "Full Drag" to flirt and look for someone willing to "wine & dine" me.

8. FLASHGIRL - I love to "turn heads" and shake my "bootie" on the Dance Floor, especially in "Gay Clubs" that have never seen a "Drag Queen" before!  And yes, I do "Dress to Please".

9. And last, but not least "Hobby & Interest" - Sleeping with a "Butt Plug" in my "Hiney" all night long!  I just love to SWIRM & WIGGLE in bed until it gets me off.  Ooooooh Yessss!

     Did I forget to mention a woman's most powerful, alluring weapon is that "little black dress"?  Oh yes - that classic, tiny "little black dress"!
     The tinier the better, the shorter the better, and the tighter the better.  That is the best way to wear a "little black dress".  Simply the best!  And yes, I do love dressing in public like the "provocative little bitch" that I am!!!
    These other sites & photo albums listed contain pics of real women.  I use these sites for modeling poses and fashion sense; I hope you like these as much as I do.
THE 814 CLUB - This is my favorite local watering hole, and I can be found partying here - most every weekend.  I usually end up getting "pretty trashed", too, because I have too much drink and fun!
    Drag Queen Stage Shows on Sunday nights.  Fridays & Saturdays are Club Dance nights.  The owner publishes a monthly booklet listing all events and shows.

PHILADELPHIA DANCE CLUBS & DRAG PARTY LISTINGS - I just recently found this site.  What a Drag Queen's Delight!  It lists all of the Philly Hot Spots for the Transgendered Community and even rates these clubs on the "Comfort Factor" of patronizing in "Full Drag".  Furthermore, it lists those Clubs & Bars that prefer not to have any female impersonation in their establishment.  I know that I will be Philly bound in the near future - so glad that I found this site.

MORE OF THE CLUB SCENE -

MERCEDES' SHOWROOM -

    I do not have room here to add my favorite PANTYHOSE, LATEX, & HIGH HEEL SITES.  I'm just going to have to start building a real Web Site real soon because I am exploding inside with ideas!
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