Wyndemere:
Stefan:Please tell me I heard you wrong.
Tony:I guess it's too soon for you to start calling me daddy, son.
Stefan:Mother, why would you marry this.
Helena:Why did Liz marry Larry. When Cupid's arrow strikes you, you 
can't resist it.
Stefan:Well, Eros, here, is about to spend his honeymoon in jail. He's a 
wanted criminal and I'm going to turn him in.
Tony:I wouldn't do that if I were you, son.(he looks to Helena)Shall you 
tell them, Helena, or shall I?
Helena(pats his hand, affectionately)Why don't you, dear. I think you've 
eared this moment in the sun after the way they buried you alive.
Tony:If you call the police, son(he takes a video tape out of his 
overcoat)I'll be forced to show them this.
Stefan:What is that?
Tony:Why don't you play it for yourself and find out.(Stefan grabs it 
from him)By the way, if you have any idea of destroying it, i should 
tell you we have a master copy hidden away in a safe place.(Stefan pops 
the tape in the vcr)
Helena:(gives a narrative as the tape plays)As you can see, Stefan, 
darling, that's you stuffing your bovine ex-mistress into the trunk of 
your car. I'm not sure if you can tell from the tape that she's dead. 
You know Commissioner Scorpio. He's not the brightest of men. He might 
just think she's unconscious.
Tony:Helena, I really think you're underestimating Mac. I mean, even he 
will be able to notice all the blood on the front of her dress.
Helena;You might be right. And there's Ms. Spencer getting in dear 
Katherine's car dressed up to look like her and driving to the 
Quartermaine estate. And her she comes, again, running out of the 
mansion and jumping into the car, once more. And there she goes speeding 
off, again. Now, Steffy, there's you and Ms. Spencer, together, pushing 
poor Katherine's car off the bridge. I don't think you can tell from the 
tape that she's not really in the car. Oh, by the way, it'll probably 
take a big weight off your shoulders to know I had Katherine's body 
cremated so you won't have to worry about it turning up, again.(she 
kisses Tony's hand)Dear Tony told me aboaut the little games he's been 
playing with you. He's such a bad boy, isn't he?
Stefan:What do you want?
Tony:We thought you'd never ask.
Helena:Stefan, darling, I didn't just marry Tony to see him sent off to 
prison. When Tony turns himself in for all his unfortunate activities...
Bobbie:You mean kidnapping me and murdering Katherine.
Tony:Tsk, tsk, Bobbie. It's not like you're any angel, yourself. You 
tried to murder me and buried me alive. Don't forget that.
Bobbie:Only because you were trying to rape me at the time.
Tony:Well, that can remain our little secret. As for Katherine, everyone 
knows she died in a tragic car accident after consuming too much 
alcohol, right, son?
Helena;As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted...Stefan, you 
must really spend some time learning her some manners. That's what 
happens when one takes up with one below there station in life.
Stefan(looking at Tony)You outta know, Mother.
Helena;Anyway, when Tony turns himself in, Ms. Spencer will speak in his 
defense as Robin Scorpio did when he kidnapped her. She'll tell the 
police that she feels no ill will towards him and understands he wasn't 
in his right mind when he did the things to her that he did.
Bobbie:In your dreams. Tony's a psychopath and he belongs behind bars 
where he can't hurt anyone else.
Helena:You misunderstand me, Ms. Spencer. I'm not asking you, I'm 
telling you. You will beg for leniency to be shown to Dr. Jones for his 
actions. You have no choice in this matter. If you do not comply I will 
hand this tape over to the authorities and you and Stefan will be 
cooling your heels in a prison cell right along with my Tony.
Tony(holds Helena's hand to his cheek)Isn't she wonderful.
Stefan:Barbara, even if you comply with my mother's demands, there's no 
way the charges will be dropped against him what with his previous 
record of kidnapping. They let him off once and he went out and 
kidnapped somebody again. They'll realize that and put him away, this 
time.
Helena;I wouldn't be so sure of that, Stefan, if I were you.
Tony:There's one more thing.
Stefan:What now?
Tony:I get Lucas.
Bobbie:Over my dead body.
Tony:You don't have a choice, Bobbie. With that tape you and Cassadine 
will both go down for first degree murder. And don't forget this state 
has the death penalty. You and Cassadine could both be condemned to a 
lethal injection.
Bobbie:I don't care. I won't do it. I won't let you have Lucas.
Tony:Like Helena said you don't have a choice. When Lucas returns from 
visiting his Uncle Sean and Aunt Tiffany, you'll hand him over to me, at 
once.
Helena(smirks at Bobbie)I'm going to so enjoy raising him as my own. You 
really shouldn't have slapped me. It took me a long time, but I've 
finally paid you back.

Sonny's Penthouse:
Carly(looking at the bottle of Viagra)I'm at my most fertile period at 
the moment. I've got to get pregnant, tonight. I'm running out of time. 
If I don't get pregnant, now, it's going to be too late. Any day now 
Brenda's going to realize she's pregnant and she's going to tell Sonny 
and he's going to leave me for her. I'm not going to lose him. I don't 
care what I have to do to keep him. I can't risk making love to him 
wearing one of those condoms I tampered with. I've got to make sure he 
doens't use any protection. I can't risk my last opportunity on the 
chance those holes I poked in Sonny's condoms will work this time when 
they haven't worked up until now. I've got to make sure Sonny's so 
turned on the last thing he'll be thinking of is practicing safe sex. 
That means I'm going to have to double the dosage. On second thought, 
maybe I'd better triple it. Lately when I've slipped him the regular 
dosage he's been managing to fight off the effects and not give into 
them.(she pours six pills into her palm, then
proceeds to smash them into powder. She just finishes sliding the powder 
in an envelope when Sonny comes down the stairs dressed in a tux)Are you 
going out?
Sonny:I promised Luke I'd run the club for him, tonight.
Carly:But I thought we could spend the night here all by ourselves. You 
know how Michael likes you to tell him a story and put him to bed at 
night. Why don't you just call Uncle Luke and tell him you can't make 
it. That something more important came up.
Sonny:Carly, I can't. Luke needs to be home with Laura.(He kisses 
her)Don't wait up for me. It'll probably be pretty late when I get home. 
I'll see you in the morning.(He walks out the door)
Carly:Damn! Now what am I going to do?
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