Nobody Leaves Manor:
Brenda(as she enters in a bad mood)Jax, I'm home.
Jax(calls from the living room)I'm in her, Brender.
Brenda(enters, finds the place set up for seduction with candlelight and 
romantic music)Jax, darling, what is this all about?
Jax:Brender, I had all your favorites flown in(he starts lifting covers 
off dishes)Oysters from Boston Harbor. Chocolate Mousse from France. 
Swedish Meatballs from Sweden. Every dish that you love, I've got for 
you.
Brenda:Jax, darling, I told you I wanted to wait until we get married to 
have sex with you. This setting should be for our wedding night.
Jax:Come on, Brender, we're going to be married in a few weeks. Whose to 
know if we put the cart before the horse. I mean, it's not like you want 
to remain chaste until our wedding night so you can wear white at our 
wedding.
Brenda:Jax, even if I wanted to be with you, tonight, I can't. It's that 
time of the month.
Jax(purposely dense)What time of the month?
Brenda:I have cramps.
Jax:Was it something you ate. Couldn't you take something to make them 
go away.
Brenda:Jax, you're not really going to make me come out and say it are 
you?
Jax:I'm afraid I am.
Brenda:All right, I'm on the rag. I'm retaining water. I'm bloated. And 
I feel like someone's twisting a knife in my gut. It's my time of the 
month. Do you get it now.
Jax:Are you sure?
Brenda:Am I sure! If I'm not than who would be. Look, I'm feeling 
miserable at the moment and I'm not fit company. All I want to do is 
crawl in bed under a bunch of covers and go to sleep. Alone. 
Goodnight.(she storms upstairs)
Jax(knocks all the food on the floor in anger)Wrong excuse, Brender. You 
should have said you had a headache. Pregnant women don't have 
periods.(he begins to pace the room, angerly)So you don't want me to 
touch you. You want to save yourself for Corinthos. Fine. I was going to 
go easy on you, but now the kid gloves are off. I'll let Dad dead with 
you, now.

Sonny's Penthouse:
Sonny:I think there's something you should know. Carly invited Laura 
over for dinner, tonight.
Luke:What?
Sonny:I just thought I should give you a little warning before Laura 
shows up.
Luke:Why would Carly do that? Does she even know Laura.
Carly(enters)I did it to help you, Uncle Luke. You and Laura are a 
legend in this town. I'm trying to help you two get back together.
Luke:Who are you trying to fool, Caroline. You've never lifted a finger 
to help anyone in your life. That is, unless there was something in it 
for you. So what will you be getting out of Laura and I getting back 
together.
Carly:I'll be getting you out of this apartment so I can have Sonny all 
to myself.
Luke:Oh, you want me out of here, do you? You don't enjoy living with 
me? I'm so crushed. Rest assured, darlin', the feeling is completely 
mutual. Just why do you want me out of here so badly. Are you doing 
something you don't want me to find out about.
Carly:I want to be alone with my husband. You know newlyweds like to be 
alone together.
Luke:Yes, but you and Sonny aren't the typical newlyweds, are you.(the 
phone rings)
Sonny:Can you two manage not to kill each other while I get that. 
Hello?(he waits a few minutes) Hello? (he hangs up the phone)I hate when 
that happens.
Luke:Who was it?
Sonny:It was one of those calls where they just stay on the line 
listening to the sound of your voice and you know they're listening 
because you can hear them breathing on the other end.
Luke(looking at Carly)You know what they say, Sonny. If a man answers 
hang up.
Carly:Just what are you suggesting. I'll have you know Sonny is the only 
man in my life. He's the only man I want in my life. And you wonder why 
I want you out of here.(the phone rings again)
Luke:Sonny, why don't you let Carly answer it. I'm sure she'll have 
better luck than you.
Carly:Hello?
Jax:It's Jax. I think we'd better talk, again. There's been a new 
development on the Brenda/Sonny front that you need to be made aware of. 
Meet me, tomorrow, at the same time and the same place.(Carly hangs up 
the phone)
Luke:Well, who was it?
Carly:I don't know. They didn't say anything. There goes your theory, 
Uncle Luke.(the doorbell rings)I'll get that.(it's Laura wearing the 
gown she wore the night she and Luke dance the night away in Wyndham's 
Department Store)Laura, come in, what a lovely dress. I guess I should 
have told you dinner wasn't formal.
Luke:Laura, why are you wearing that dress?
Laura:I was just looking through some of my old things and saw it and I 
couldn't resist putting it on. Do you remember the night I wore it and 
we danced to "Fascination".
Carly:I've just had a wonderful idea. Why don't we all dress formally 
for dinner. Sonny bought me this new evening gown I've been dying to 
wear when we were in Florida. And I just love Sonny in a tux.(she holds 
his chin in her hand)You always look so hot, but then you always look 
that way to me even when you're wearing sweats.(she pushes him towards 
the stairs)Come on, let's go change.
Sonny:Something tells me this is going to be another evening in the 
twilight zone.

Moreno's Mob Headquarters:
Moreno(as John Jacks enters)John, it's so good to see you, again?
John:I just wanted to thank you for those gambling markers you gave me, 
mate.
Moreno:Were you able to get the good doctor to do what you wanted?
John:Yes and I couldn't have done it without you. I understand you're 
having some problems with Sonny Corinthos. Anything I can do to help 
you?
Moreno:No, I've got it well in hand. Are you acquainted with Sonnyboy, 
too?
John:You might say that. He's been a plague on the Jacks family. He 
almost ruined me relationship with my youngest son, Jasper. He revealed 
to him some of my more creative business practices. And that's nothing 
compared to what he's done to my son. You wouldn't be planning to do my 
family a favor and take him out, would you?
Moreno:No, I'm not planning to kill him. Although I'm sure some would 
say what I'm planning to do to him is a whole lot worse. Some would 
probably even say it's sadistic, evil and inhumane. It's actually 
something very creative I think you'd approve of.
John:Do tell.
Moreno:(takes a file out of his desk)This is Corinthos' medical file. 
Inside contains among other things his blood type. As soon as I find the 
right person with the right blood type I'll be ready to move against 
him.

Old Mill Road:
Stefan(is flagged down by a police car and ordered to pull over to the 
side of the road)Officer, may I help you?
Cop:(draws his gun on Stefan)Put your hands on the steering wheel and 
don't move.
Stefan:(complies)What is the meaning of this?
Cop:(opens the car door)Now get out of the car, carefully.
Stefan:I demand to know what this is all about.
Cop:Assume the position.(he frisks Stefan for a weapon, finding none he 
begins reading Stefan his rights)You're under arrest for the theft of 
Stefan Cassadine's automobile.
Stefan:I am Stefan Cassadine, you fool.
Cop:What?
Stefan:Check my wallet.
Cop(does so)I'm so sorry, Mr. Cassadine. We got a report that Stefan 
Cassadine reported that he'd been carjacked.
Stefan:I can assure you I did no such thing. May I go now.
Cop:Before I can let you leave I'm afraid I'm going to have to check 
what you've got in your trunk.
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