shoutouts

DAVNEY - Hey daddy! Oh god I haven't even known you that long and already its like WHOA great..we're booty sistah's fo' life, foo'! Ahh oh god The Village People and Co. are SO HOT! Gary, Buddy, ACE, SPENCER, Casey, BRADLEY, Jojo (Eww!) haha..'Look at the way his little roll hangs over his pants!" ugh..Jojo is SO not mullet..he's BOWL CUT all the way! He doesn't deserve a Wizzigity Werd..not even a Wiggity Werd. "I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed stepchild!" Damn Dav..they was all up in mah grill space and I wasn't even havin a barbeque!! "Well doesn't that blow donkeys for quarters??" "That sucks big, floppy donkey dick" "Godslammit!" "GodDizzamit!" Pimps fo' evah, son! Ahh I'm so mad I've gotta give my pimpin jacket back..godslammit. Mullets are just the greatest thing in the entire world and I -know- you agree! Wow we were so fucked up at the cast party.."Whoa! You just fell down!" "no, I sat down" "Whoa you sat down mad fast, yo!" God Slam me Spencer, Ace and Bradley are some sexy mamas..or papas..I don't know. "He's not Philipino, he's SEXipino!" That kid on The Jersey is SEXY!! Whoa, call my cell phone to make me feel special and I'll make you feel special! I'm gonna go out and find some skin dye so we can dye ourselves black..Oh lord this is madd long..we gotta buy sum mulletcams to have on us at all times..more phone sex too! Hey..well not THAT kinda phone sex..like..sex..with our cell phones..just me and the phone..nobody on the other end!!..well you iz mah FBT and mah booty sistah for life and I love you like whoaness..you are the most mullet person I knoe..no doubt..peace out G! :-P

SAM - So many jokes, so little time..like I can remember half of them..we still gotta make that list, we're never gonna remember for yearbooks time. Krusty the Khristmas Poo! Cocoa Krusties! Darth Crustador..No Dorito..just CHIP..you're not worthy of 3 syllables and I'm too lazy to say them all..lol.AUGIE HAS A CRUSTY DORITO! Hell yeah..you love my socks and sandals..I couldn't find them to wear this time! Whats wrong with me..I don't know Mr. T..and I don't know the Cabbage Patch...I always hated fucking french class! OMG HE'S GONNA POKE HIS BRAINS OUT! Thats it..we're WALKING to Europe! Drop fucking dead! "Bus!!" *smack* Someone stepped on us in the mosh pit..only the kicked in the head guy can kick you in the head! He looks like Mrs. Bradford's illegitemate son!! 'why do they talk about Africa and feeding the world in a christmas song?!' 'I need a brain tampon' Ilana Da Llama! Llama Da Llama! Ilama Da Llama! Cho is a Hoe! 'Disclaimer: Cho is not a Hoe, just for the purposese of this poem he is, coz Cho and Hoe rhyme' Cho thinks you wanna kick him..lolol..ure dad is a PANSY, u nerdess! Ahh Fee and the father of my children score with their music..Chris is a raging lesbian! my parents are too! I don't want to buy you cheesedoodles! Pete is my husband, but now we're divorced..so I need a new husband! "Write me a song, Sam!" Scoring and Hair Dye on the swings! "Spencer is all up in my grill space..alright I got him to step off the gril space" haha I'm allowed to score with you according to Eric and thats pretty damn kewl..we scored in Pete's jacket and at Good Charlotte/MXPX like madd times..ure the best chick I've scored with (the only one i've scored with!) whatever happened to signing my guestbook everyday? "OMG I wanna kill ___" (fill in the blank..u knoe who) "You got beef, GO EAT A PORKCHOP!" "We have friends, but they come to US" yeah, you got me good that time..>:-| You smudged my puma, but only after I smuged yours..that was when buff had the gay shoes and he wasn't worth of them..and he had the chest stubble..EWW. Speaking of Eww: all those guys @ the vanderbilt..the madd sweaty Good Charlotte guy..and the shory breathing down my neck..ugheww..wow so I kinda pulled a Stace..but..its aite coz I'm back..dun worry you arent' getting rid of me that fast..ure like mah bestest friend..so dun try to ditch me..'Save money, shower with a friend!' Wow that guy flashed his ass and another flashed his dick piercing..and then eric was like 'alright lets go!' Sorry for bein all up on you and smushing ure boob.."Lets skateboard and videotape it!" "I wanna be Tony Hawk..don't you gotta learn how to skate??" Lets go pitch another tent outside Dee's house..orange plastic dart gun!..ahh god..we really need to start hanging out again..we will! I swear! from now on! :-D

DEENA - You're gonna need to relocate soon, when camp opens you don't need to be teachin ure campers sex-ed..haha..so it was the shower, and the victoria's secret dressing room, and the kiddie house..hey..FIND A BED!! LoL..we've had madd good times but like not many inside jokes..I don't know why, we're just nerds, thats all. Ahh..don't invite him over again..we'll have to pitch another tent outside your house..and then we'll videotape it..and I'll shoot the dartgun at Squirrel again "You're a squirrel" 'well you're a squirrel master!' "Whoa! I'm your master!" "HEY SQUIRREL!" Oh god he's just so much fun to make fun of.."OUR BUTTS ARE ON THE INTERNET!" wow that was dirty..ahaha..don't forget 'moshing' at MXPX..grabbing onto each other for dear life "I'm gonna push you, are you ready?" "Yeah I'm ready..no! I'm scared! Don't push me!" I'm a nerd, its true.."They have Yoohoo, Dee.." "OMG THEY HAVE YOOHOO??" "Yeah..didn't you see the GIGANTIC BLOWN UP BOTTLE?!" Free glowsticks!? Where?! "Purple is the universal gay color!!" Wow I really dun knoe what to write..its been good..dun worry..I'm back now, and ure never gonna get rid of me!

BRETT - Wow okay we've been on and off friends for like 20 million years and right now its like we're kinda on hold or something, but whatever, I'll always love you, your one of my best friends, and someone who I'm INCREDIBALLY close with..I'm still conviced we're gonna end up married and then get a divorce and have a vicious break up and then have post-martial sex or something..hahaha... ::Wiggle:: 'WHAAA!' Wow that was TOO funny.."OMG Brett please watch out for your penis..you've got STALKERS now!" "Just..look at it! Touch it! C'mon..quit being so scared!" You really gotta stop shoving my head in obscene places! "Goddammit Ilana why aren't you ever HAPPY?!" Ilana-Vagina! Duckrolls and Eggsauce! "Hi..EMILY!" Wow I wanted to kill you then..we really didn't hang out much this year..its making me sad, coz I miss you coz we have madd fun together..well we've got the whole summer this time..you don't gotta miss me this time! "I'm so ugly when I walk in the mall people cross to the other side just so they don't have to look at me!" wow you and mana got into that whole fight all about me..I felt so special, but madd guilty too.."Barett, Farome..SAME THING!" "Brett, quit humping my duck!!" "Brett, quit humping the pole!" "Brett, quit humping ME!!" Thanks for all the 'lessons' last year..you taught me everything I know! Well..some of it is just talent..haha lol..those 'lessons' definitvely came in handy..fun and confusing times for the both of us..ANYWAY..Wow that was great when me and Sarah were all dissing on you..thanx so much for goin out with her, coz if you hadn't then me and Dav wouldn't have known each other..Sarah and Kira too..they're all so great..you picked a good one this time..thank GOD you got over that whole Jen and Kara thing..WOW that was just WAY too much confusion.."Rules for Ilana's Body" how sad that it had to come down to that "If my body is a map of the world..you can visit ANTARTICA!" "You're my only guy friend I could get naked in front of, besides Joe" wow how funny was it how much you and joe HATED each other..:-D "Brett, ure such a homo" haha no I'm just kidding darling you know I love you to death..I'd jump in front of a car for you..well..maybe not..but I'd scream real loud so you'd move in time..J/K LOL 143! wow the nerdness. Well if we don't start to hang out again I'm gonna beat you up..miss you bunches!

GEORGIOS - Hey HOMO! Ha, wow so it definitively took us MADD long to become friends..are we friends yet? I don't know...hmm..more like ure mah butt monkey. "GEORGE GO DO THIS NOW!" 'Okay Ilana!!' "George..just SHUT UP!" I knoe I'm mean, but you know I love you..In my own strange little way..I am the Punk Princess QUEEN..hells yes..lets write more poems about how we have nothing to write our poems about..PASSING NOTES EVERYDAY!! 6th period english..WHAT A TRIP! "George, your presenting..I don't FEEL like it..what are you doing?! God..do I gotta do EVERYTHING?!" :-P Encouraging you to cut 7th and eat lunch with me..Sunchips and mashed potatoes! Wow we got RIPPED at the cast party!! "Eat the apple..it makes you feel better..I swear! God its so good.." "Dont' fall man! They'll kick you out!" You'd best get ure grades up so we can both go to Purchase together..I need a Gay man with me to keep my head on straight!! haha..can't wait 'till we go up for a visit..we gotta go guy watchin one day.."You can't have Joe, he's MINE! Hands OFF!" weeell I'm out..so baaaaaai!

PHIL - God, well what is there to say about you..nothing good..no, just kidding! Yeah, you still gotta rip my clit off..we'll see if that happens :-P What a weird and twisted past we have and I've only known you like 3 months..haha..hmm..well those 11 days were gr8, wouldn't trade them for anything..and I'm glad we're still something now..I'd say good friends but you half-hate me most of the time..soo yeah. I think I'm going to see how many times I can grab ure nose before the end of the year..haha :-P "I found you coz I was looking for 4 people not jumping" Ahh you jerk..we were jumping! "I gotta do a study on garbage..wow, look, I've got pictures for it already!!" "Wanna go to Photo?" Damn you like live there..I feel myself turning into a photo nerd :) "Lets play 'hide the sock' again!" Ahh the nerdiness! "I think Phil's outside.." oops..if by outside I meant the BATHROOM I was right..:-D Ure prolly gonna hate me for bringing all this up, but its funny to me..and just coz we don't go out anymore doesn't mean we can't still appreciate the good times we had. "Thank You --The Management" All those signs that day at like "I'm sleeping. Leave me alone" I prolly still have them..haha..wow it was great times when you didn't hate me! :-D Well I'll always care about you, Phil..u were my first real boyfriend, however short it was..and I couldn't have asked for anyone better. :) I don't regret the times we had, however short, and I wouldn't trade them for anything. :) *MUAH!* (Muah..oy..the cheese..:-P) Alright..I'm done. :)

LAUREN - Hey sweetie!! It feels like I've known you forever and a year already..I'm so glad I go to know you this year..ure the greatest!! Can't wait for this summer..I'm staying home! Yay! Yeah, so we're both fatties, only yogurt and fruit cups for us! "He stole my tennis ball! I stole that fair and square!" Dun forget all the great times in gym, not playing! Hell yeah..and NEVER forget all the GR8 track meets..we'll beat the shit out of the 'tude filled froshies next year..ahh I'm gonna be a senior..fucking SCARY!! "My vagina.." "And when I wipe my ass I go from front to back coz I don't want a bladder infection!" Ahh what nerds we are..but its great..:) "Can I brush your hair?? Can I braid your hair?? Can I HAVE your hair?!" "I...have..NO WAY OUT!" Lets walk into Starbucks..buy a drink..wave..and WALK OUT! That would be so great :-D "Hey kid, why don't you pull your pants up?!" You're prolly gonna support Steve when you guys get married..lolol..you guys are the cutest..FOREVER..most definitively..I can't see you with anyone else :) "Thats IT..I'm not lending out any more money from now on!" Steve: Can I borrow a dollar?? Im'ma just kick him one day..haha..wow we live the BIGGEST soap opera in the world..so much drama! Times have been great..and I know the best is yet to come!!

EVA - "You've got a mother bearing stomach..and child bearing hips!" Thanks sooo much for those compliments, Eva! Ure such a nerd, but I love you..its gonna suck when you dun go to school with us next year..no more track meets 2gether, and I can't give you any more adivce about penises..but thats a plus, coz Shepp yelled at me for it! I don't know..dun ask me! LoL..I don't know what made me the expert..I just know that guys have liked it before. :) "We ain't got no place to go..LETS GO TO THE PUNK ROCK SHOW!!" Many many good times and more to come this summer coz IM STAYIN HOME! Wiggity werd..I don't know what to write..you know I love ya..isn't that enough?! :-D

DENISE - "Jump him! Jump him!" Omg I'm being raped..Omg they just buttraped me!! Yo what Tom did to you was fucked up.."Hey! You should send him a bloody dildo with a note that says 'You're next' " That would have been soooo madd funny..tha'd be tha shit, yo! "I swear to God Denise if your still a virgin by the end of the weekend I'll hurt you!!" "NO WAY!! You like Tom too?!" Well at least that phase is over now..I've moved on to REAL MEN! (haha, sorry if your reading this Tom) Hmm..yeah, so thats all..OH! You owe me some ice cream, foo'!! :-D

SEAN - Godslam..how much shit have we gone through? I remember when you used to hate me and I was all mean to you coz you hated me..and I didn't want you to hate me..those times sucked! Lets move on..I'm REALLY glad that you stopped hating me and that now we are friends, because I feel like you are one of the few people who truly understands me, the few times that I bring my shit to you. No matter what anybody says, you are a great person..you just gotta find out who you are, and accept it..and live it and be proud of it. And don't think I don't care about you..coz I do! And don't tell me not to care..because its a lil late for that..and..BUTTSEX! :-D Hehehe..just remember that ure tone-deaf..so dun sing in front of me, foo'!! :-D Ahh I love ya, ya big sack of dumb. :-D FEEL SPECIAL..coz..u are. Son. Werd. You love it. :)

ROB - Robrobrob..what is there to say about Rob? Nothing..nah, I'm kidding. In the little time that I've known you you've developed into one of my really close friends, and I'm really glad for that, coz you are an amazing person. No, really. :-D 'Rob is your hero because he eats relish!' Hehe..wow, do you remember that first week? All we did was bitch to each other about Natalie and Phil..wow that was great. Thanx for being there..that would have been one hellish week w/o you. :) 'Wow, we're going to hell!' 'We're in the HOV lane to HELL!' I really wanna play Ilana Catch again..we gotta find Scott..and play..coz its madd fun..except for when you drop me..then its not so fun..its more like lots of pain. :0P I rule because I'm the only female pokemon player..and you rule because besides Davney, you are the only person I will willingly pick up the phone and call..and be happy about it. :) 'Its/She's/He's The DEVIL!' Ju crazee..but..I love you..I'm just not IN LOVE with you..sorrah beh beh. :0P 'Guess who I hate!!' 'EVERYONE..except Lani!!!' 'Guess who hates me!! MY GIRLFRIEND!' Hmm..if your girlfriend hates you and you aren't scoring and you don't know how long you've been going out and you don't want to be going out with her..WHY ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH HER?! 'Because I'm too lazy to end the relationship' Ahh you big sack of dumb!! :0P 'Im'ma beat you up, foo'!' 'Just...STOP IT! NOW! You're a white jewish girl!!!' Hehehe..you know you love it when I talk like a big black man..;) Wow this shizzit is LIZZONG! :-D Okay..seriousness for a moment..yeah, I follow you around like a lost little puppy, but its only coz I admire you, and I dun want you to start hating me..coz I honestly don't know what I'd do without you. You're like my smack in the face when I'm doing something way dumb..and ure my cheer-er up-er when I'm down..and I'd do the same for you. :-* MUAH! Love ya, ya silly vamp..

JOE - Wow..can I just say: WHAT THE FUCK WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?! 'Boobies!' "Yes, I have them" '1...7! NO! 1..23..42..12..' "Hut, hut, HIKE!' Ahh god..I still remember the first day I met you..and how we had talked online for all that time before..and I was like 'Wow I want him' and then I met you and I was like 'Wow he's GAY!' That was still such a great summer..and you are still my all-time best friend..no matter who comes and goes..theres NO WAY I'm letting you out of my life..YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME! :) 'Since when are you a pothead?! Thats it..you're getting me high!' Hehe..your my big, silly gay man..'NO POUFTERS!' Wow you and Lewis are just way too much for me..I can't take it when ure together..just too funny! :) 'Slut!' "Hoe!" 'Skank!' "Bitch!" 'Homo!' "BREEDER!" "Whor..wait..did you just call me a BREEDER?!" "Excuse me..why was I not the first person you called when you got some choice bootay?!" Thats it Joe..Im'ma set you up with a nice gay guy..I only know 10 million..but nooooo...none of them are GOOD enough for you..well, actually..thats kinda true. I mean, George is..yeah, and Zach was just..ehh..and..you KNOW the third one..and even if you two DID like each other..then..I wouldn't let you! "Do you know how many women have asked me to be the father of their children?!" Haha..you got more chicks than all of the Olim guys put together..its coz gay guys attract girls..oh yeah, Joe..you sexy thing! :) You weird cross-dresser! I have a pic of you in my locker of when you dressed like a gypsy in Israel..and you had on the gold thong..and people just walk by and are like..WHAT?! Hehe..well..you know I love you..and I can't live without you..and that I love you..and..I WANT YOU TO FATHER MY CHILDREN!! :0P