Life

Okie..first day. First news: I had 3 pussies on my shirt today..and including the one I keep in my pants, and the 2 that I keep at home..I HAD 6 PUSSIES! Just thought you might want to know! Well anyway..I was completely mezmorized for the first half of the skool day..didn't pay any attention in math, due to the blinding snow outside. Good thing Gallo is too busy checking out the preppie chicks in class to notice. Hung out with Sean 3rd period as usual, watched him listen to his music and not share..jerk. Oh yeah..I officially hang around Plimpton32 too much..because now Jerk is a major part of my vocabluary..I need to boil my brain! :P Hmm..nothing else extremely eventful today..another 3 hour conversation with Rob about how I'll never get over Phil ..ahh, but they're nice. Very good friend, that Rob. If you don't have the privelage to know him then you suck monkey cock. Well, more tomorrow..lets hope its more eventful.

3/27/01
Today officially blew poop. I had a horrible day..no specific reason, just little things adding up. Sean got all pissed at me for some reason today..even AFTER I gave him all the change in my pocket..ungrateful jerk! Well, if ure readin this Sean, I'm sorry for whatever I did, and you shouldn't be mad, because being mad is stupid. Everyone should love each other and be happy..haha..right. Hmm..Oh yeah..I didn't get to eat lunch, so that was fun too..placed last in all the events I did in track..OH! And I didn't get home 'till 9 at night. Joy. I have a headache. I'm gonna go get drugged up. Until tomorrow.."Life's a bitch and then you die so fuck the world and go jump of a cliff" (So what if thats not the real one..)

3/28/01
Whoa..sick day! I woke up today and I felt like someone had farted in my face, so I stayed home and slept until 12. Hmm..I wonder whats goin on at school today..well, probably nothing OVERLY exciting, considering that I'm not there :-P Ha, right..they're probably throwing parties. Well..don't get your hopes up..its back to school tomorrow..
Ha..well its later..and I think that I'm going to die..well, probably not, but that would be great if I did. My friend today told me that he'd never met anyone who hated themselves more than I hate myself. Should I be proud? I don't think the problem is that I hate MYSELF..its that I hate my LIFE..is there a difference? I don't know..I think I have a fever and I think its boiling whats left of my brain. I'm gonna go find some hot guy to give me a sponge bath..hell yesss

3/29/01
Hey, another sick day..I'm writing this while on the phone with Rob..and he's eating relish..don't ask why. He's denying it, but trust me, he ate it. So yeah..I went to SAT prep today, and my tutor is Eddie..and he's pretty fucking scary. He's a guido. And he thinks he's real smart. And he smells funny. Well not really, but it felt right to say that. Rob is your hero because he eats relish. I love you all. Don't you wish.

3/30/01
Wow..today was actually..kinda..cool. It was Grim Reaper day today in school..so I got to die! It actually wasn't all that fun..but I learned that being dead sux, so I shouldn't kill myself..what a valuable lesson! So after I was un-dead I went to the mall with Rob and PJ's..boy those were some good times..I met this guy named Austin..and we're all goin to HELL! Hehe..thats all you need to know. So..yeah. Today was a good day..for once! We'll see about tomorrow.

4/01/01 3:11AM
Whoa..so I'm writing for yesterday (3/31/01) But its daylight savings time..and its 3:11 in the morning..so I gotta be true to the date. Werd. So today (Yesterday) TraXx came over and dyed my hair atomic tourquoise..which just came out a really weird green color..kinda looks like I jumped in the sewer (Thanks, Lauren..love ya :-P). So that was fun..then we went to the mall where we found Rob and PJs in Electronic Boutique..and stood in for about 10 hours..then we found Josh and Cho and Eric M..and then we went bowling, where I sat outside and was anti-social. The night ended with a nice touching of Pete's weiner. Thank you for all who witnessed..yeah. Oh..and I got a pretty cell phone..AND TraXx made this gr8 page for me..wow, what an eventful day! I feel loved..and tired..so I'm gonna go to bed..so I can get up for useless driver's ed (I'm a rhymin machine). Thank you and goodnight.

4/01/01 6:47PM
Okay, so its later on April Fools Day and I'm pretty fukin pissed..coz I haven't played an April Fools joke on anyone yet. Maybe I'll call someone up and tell them me and Phil got back together..whoa that'd be funny, considering I don't even want to get back together with him anymore. Yeah..this weekend kinda changed the way I look at things..mainly because it was the first weekend where I did something the whole time. Score! So yeah..Phil, if you're reading this..you're free of me. Don't you feel special. Anyway, so I went to Eric's show today, mainly to see Ninthdegreeburn..and they didn't play, coz Dirk never showed up..so I just froze my ass off, and scored with Tom many many many times..I'm officially a whore I think. Well, thats all I can type for now..coz I'm still thawing. More tomorrow..I swear!

4/2/01
So in the past 4 days I've lost 2 gelly bracelets..and at this rate I'm going to have any left by the weekend..which really sux, consdering my newfound oral fixation about them. Yup. So anyway..today was rather uneventful, even though it felt like a really weird day. The Monday after a fun weekend always feels weird..wait, oh I know what it was..I got to school early today!! So THATS why..that and the fact that I only got 3 hours of sleep..score! Ha..okie..I'm a poser. Its fuckin official..so for all you out there that say I'm not 'real punk'...you're right. I'm just a poser. :) Thats all..go poot on a stick..you yummy muffin top.

4/3/01
Hmm..okie, so today was another weird day..didn't get home till crazee 9:30 @ nite and I'm just fucking worn out. My allergies are buggin me..and this site sux my ass. I'll make it better, and put interesting stuff on, I promise! I just gotta drag someone over here who knows SOMETHING about HTML..because I know only what TraXx told me I gotta put so I can update this shitty site. I know you can only take so much of my ranting and moaning before you say "Okay..I'm leaving. Go away you whiny whore." So I'm gonna put up something else to entertain you..as soon as I get around to it..because first I gotta start doin my homework again..and stuff. So yeah. I'll be around. IM me. Call me. Talk to me. Rape me? (Can't rape the willing..)

4/4/01
Ahh..okie..another day. Much hostility todae, go check out the Plimpton website..much guestbook wars goin on again. In other news, I had handles todae..so I was ridden like a poni many many many times. It was only enjoyable when it was by people I liked. I think 8th period was the highlight of the day..when I watched Tom and Phil play Fetch in the auditorium..and Phil pulled his hamstring on the sawdust..haha, he's a Gimp. Call him Gimp from now on. Well..thats it. I'm as tired as a lady horse on a summer day..so I'm gonna go and lay me down to rest until tomorrow morning. Happy early Passover jews!

4/5/01
Ho hum..this week has been..EXTREMELY boring, to say the least. My life is uneventful, stupid..and..pointless. Yessirbob. Oh..monotonous too. I don't know if I spelled that right. Fuck it. Who cares? Ahh I'm just in a bad mood right now, and if you asked why I couldn't really tell you, because..well..I don't know for myself. At least my mother hasn't caught on to the fact that I'm probably clinically insane, or she might start to send me to ANOTHER psychologist..and..Dr. Pace is MORE than enough. Whoa..wow, what a tangent. Maybe I should sign myself up for that psychologist..ha, maybe not. Whatever. Fuck it all. Fuck the world. Tomorrow is the last day of school, and then a full week and a half vacation. Thank the good lord up above and down below. I'm fucking sick of school..I've had enough of teachers and homework..and I've been slacking off..I think a good vacation is all I really need. Go into my parents liquor cabinet and drink all the 20 million year old scotch and vodka. Yum. Or not. I dont' know..if you wanna do something with me over vacation..call me..please!!! Im'ma go..I sound really desperate now..go eat some poot you monkey child. :)

4/6/01
Well..todae was much more eventful, thank god. Hmm..nothing much to tell about the schoolday, besides that me and Tom had lots of sex in the darkroom 8th period. Much fun. We were late to class because of it. Wow I sound like a whore! Hmm..so..track meet was cancelled..and that made me REALLY happy..so I went home and then went straight out again to the mall with Face and Pete and Rob..much fun there also. I stole a sticker from J.C. Penny that said 'Touch Me! FEEL ME! Buy Me!' and got a price tag from EB saying I was $19.99..so with sales tax that comes to about $21.00..Oh! And I come with utensils and handles (Yes, I was a blowjob with handles todae..how fun!!) So..this kid who's name I can't remember almost bought me because he pulled 80 bucks out of his pocket..but..he went away and Rob and this guy Scott ended up playing Ilana Catch..which was actually pretty damn fun. Kudos to Lisa for driving us home..thats one pretty kool chick right there. Everyone should go to the show at the Rock Lobster tomorrow, even if I won't be there on time! Go to P32's or Ninthdegreeburn's website for more info..okie, I'm gonna go throw myself into bed..coz..its late, and I'm tired. Go teach your grandmother to suck eggs. Thank you and goodnight.

4/8/01 10:59AM
Hmm..wow, I kinda missed a day, but not really, coz I'm writing real early for this morning and then I'll write tonite, maybe..coz..well, its just Passover, and thats not really all that great. But ANYWAY..yesterday..hmm..went to the show at the Rock Lobster, very good fun, I must say..Ninthdegreeburn was fantastic, as usual..(Go check out their site!!) and I've gotta say that Plimpton32 did great, even if Josh forgot half the words..because he threw his guitar at Eric..and there was a breakdown at the end of babyonemoretime..which was fukin great. Anyway, its a very respectable way to go out. Lets hope you're back up on your feet and playin shows again real soon. HoHum..so..more people discover how I scored with Cho..and bug the shit outta me..not that I'm ashamed, I'm not at all..Goddamn everyone knows I like him, so I don't know..but I got really pissed off, so when I got to the bowling alley Cho said he'd take me for a walk..and THATS ALL WE DID. Was WALK. For all you un-belivers, its entirely possible..so shut yer trap. So, as Sam wuld say..'If you got beef, go eat a porkchop' More Later.

4/9/01 11:59PM
Okie, I'm gettin real bad with this updating once a day thing..prolly because its vacation. So, don't get alarmed if you don't see a daily update for the next week and a half, because I'm just gettin too damn lazy..I don't gotta do anything this vacation, and besides..I'm a loser and I have no life..so it probably won't be all that eventful for the next week and a half. Don't worry..you aren't missing much. I sleep, I eat, I shower. Sleep, eat, shower. Ohh..and go online. Which reminds me. You should ALL be IMing me on a regular basis to show you care..and if you aren't..then I don't love you ANYMORE. *Sigh* Okay..todae..woke up at 1:30..took a walk down to Shorecrest Beach and sat there alone, just thinkin about this vacation and stuff..and wishin I had someone to talk to. I was thinkin about how my vacation would be if circumstances were different..like, if I had friends. But anyway..so after that I went to Sam's house, which wasn't all that bad, we had good fun..but..then I went home, back to my mediocre, boring life. So..its off to bed now..until tomorrow..if I update..