NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FOR INTERNET JUNKIES

 1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
 2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every now and then would be 
    appreciated.
 3. I resolve to work with neglected children: my own.
 4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
 5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with 
    the same person.
 6. I resolve to back up my 12 GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or 
    maybe...at least once a year.
 7. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to 
    estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
 8. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning; 4:30 is much more practical since 
    my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then.
 9. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
10. I will read the manual...  just as soon as I can find it.
11. I will think of a password other than "password."
12. I resolve...I resolve to...I resolve to, uh...I resolve to, uh, get my, er...I resolve to, 
    uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!