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In Prison
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At Work
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| You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell | You spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle |
| You get three meals a day | You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it |
| You get time off for good behavior | You get rewarded for good behavior with more work |
| A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you | You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself |
| You can watch TV and play games | You get fired for watching TV and playing games |
| You get your own toilet | You have to share |
| They allow your family and friends to visit | You cannot even speak to your family and friends |
| All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required | You get to pay all the expense to go to work then deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisons |
| You spend most of your time inside bars and wanting to get out | You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars |
| There are wardens who are often sadistic | There are supervisors who are often sadistic |
| You have unlimited time to read email jokes | You can get fired for reading email jokes |