POINTS TO PONDER
 
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.

I am a nutritional overachiever (sounds a lot better than saying I'm an overeater or glutton).

I am having an out of money experience.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Practice safe eating: always use condiments.

A day without sunshine is like night.

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to 
leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.