THE PICKLE SLICER

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came
home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.  He had an urge to stick
his penis into the pickle slicer.  His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk
about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.  He vowed to overcome the compulsion
on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen.  "What's wrong?" his wife asked.

"You remember how I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle 
slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"What happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."