THE OUTHOUSE ON THE HILL

Out in the country, there's an outhouse on top of a hill.  One day a mischievious
boy pushes the outhouse over and sends it rolling down the hill.

Later that day, the boy's father comes up to him and says "son, did you push that outhouse down
the hill?"

The son replies, "George Washington did not lie to his father when he chopped down the cherry
tree and I wont lie to you now- I knocked over the outhouse.  But remember that George
Washington's father didn't give him a woppin' when he told the truth."

Still angry, his father replies, "George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree."