NATIONAL POETRY CONTEST

The National Poetry Conest had come down to two finalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck.  They
were given a word then allowed two minutes to study it and come up with a poem using the word.
The word was "Timbuktu".

The Yale graduate went first...

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination- Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy and figured there was no way for the redneck to win.  But he calmed stepped
up to the microphone and recited...

Me and Tim a huntin went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three and we was two
So I bucked one and Tim-buk-tu.

The redneck won unanimously.