HALLOWEEN JOKES! 
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  (Why Don't you print these and hand them 
  out with the treats for the kids...)
 
 Q: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they are thirsty on     
    Halloween?
 A: Ghoul aid.
 
 Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
 A: Ghoul!
 
 Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
 A: He did not have a haunting license.
 
 Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
 A: He is mist.
 
 Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
 A: Because he is always a goblin.
 
 Q: Where do most ghosts live?
 A: In North and South Scarolinas.
 
 Q: Why did Dracula break up with his sweetie?
 A: She wasn't his blood type.
 
 Q: What kind of car does Dracula drive? 
 A: The bloodmobile.
 
 Q: What does Dracula get when he doesn't brush his teeth 
 A: Bat breath.
    --Johnny B. age 10, Clarksdale,MS
 
 Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road??
 A: To get to the body shop!
    --From Martha
  
 Q: What does a ghost eat for breakfast??
 A: Scream of wheat!
    --From Avis
 
 Q: What is a ghost's favorite pie?? 
 A: Boo Berry!! 
    --From Donald
 
 Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?? 
 A: Because his heart wasn't in it. 
    --Amy F. age 11, Arlington,VA
 
 Q: What did the wicked chicken lay? 
 A: Deviled eggs.
    --From Pastor Bob
 
 Q: What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
 A: Ghost-Cards!
    --David age 9 from Pennsylvania