Do you like Green Jets and Tuna?

I do not like green Jets and Tuna.
I do not like their throwback una's.
I do not like them shown on Fox.
I do not like them on my box.
I do not like them or their fans.
They cannot have that ring of Dan's.

I will not cheer them in a bar.
I will not cheer them near or far.
I will not cheer them in a game.
I will only cheer when they pull up lame.
I will not cheer them in my Zubas.
I do not like green Jets and Tuna.

I do not like them with Bryan Cox.
I do not think they require jocks.
I do not like them in the AFC East.
I do not like them in the least.
I will not like them later or soona.
I do not like green Jets and Tuna.

Not on a plane, not on a train.
Not in a bar, not in a car.
Not in the Bronx, not against the Broncs.
Not with my honey, not even for money.
Not on my head, not when I'm dead.
I do not like green Jets and Tuna.

I do not like Keyshawn or O'Dwyer.
If I said I did I'd be a liar.
I would not cheer them in my sleep.
I do not like those friggin' bleeps.
I will not cheer them night or noona.
I do not like green Jets and Tuna.

I do not like them while drinking beer.
I do not like their stupid cheer.
I would not like them in a ballad.
I would not like them with chicken salad.
I hope to see them push up petunias.
I do not like green Jets and Tuna.

So the verdict is...

I hope they take it on the chin.
I do not want to see them win.