God deciedes he's going to end the world so he calls up the three most
important people in the world: Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates.
He informs them he will destroy the world in three days and sends them back to
let everyone know.

Bill Clinton goes to his cabinet and says "I have some good news and some bad
news.  The good news: there is a God.  Bad news: He's going to end the world
in three days."

Boris Yeltsin goes to the Russian cabinet and says "I have some good news and
some bad news.  The good news: there is a God.  Bad news: He's going to end the
world in three days."

Bill Gates goes to his design team and says "I have two pieces of good news:
First, God thinks I'm one of the three most important people in the world.
Second, we don't have to worry about fixing the bugs in Windows NT."