Two kids are playing in Golden Gate Park.  Suddently a Rottweiler comes out of
the bushes and attacks one.  Thinking quickly, the other kid picks up a board
and uses it to break the dog's neck.  A reporter sees this, rushes over, and
starts writing a story:

"49ers fan saves friend from vicious dog"

"But I'm not a 49ers fan" says the boy.

So the reporter starts again: "Raiders fan prevents brutul attack".

"But I'm not a Raiders fan" says the boy.  "I'm a Cowboys fan."

The reporter starts a new story: "Redneck bastard kills family pet."