Politics
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 While Bill, Hillary and Chelsea were vacationing in 
 Wyoming the housekeeper was tasked with looking after
 their pet parrot. They hadn't been gone for more than
 a couple of days when the parrot was found dead in the
 bottom of it's cage. The housekeeper set out to find a 
 replacement bird and visited nearly every pet store 
 in Washington. 
       
 After several hours of looking, she came across an exact
 duplicate of the bird. As she purchased the parrot, the 
 shop owner cautioned her that the bird had previously be
 owned by a Madam and had lived for several years in a house 
 of ill-repute. 
       
 The housekeeper said that no one would ever know and took
 the bird back to the White House. 
 
 The morning after the Clintons' return to the White House,
 Chelsea walked through the room and the bird said, "Too young." 
       
 A little later Hillary came into the room and the bird 
 responded with, "Too old." 
       
 That afternoon the President entered the room and the bird
 said, "HI BILL!"