Signs Outside Chruches

• You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.
• Come in and let us prepare you for your finals.
• A miser is a rich pauper.
• Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan.
• We hold sit-in demonstrations every Sunday.
• No matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better.
• Start living to beat hell.
• If some people lived up to their ideals they would be stooping.
• Everything you always wanted to know about heaven and hell but were afraid to ask.
• Pray up in advance.
• [At an Arizona church in August] You think it's hot HERE?
• I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
• K-mart is not the only saving place.