Breaking Up Is Hard To Do If You've Both Got The Same College Major
    
PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother. 
    
SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship. 
      
ARCHAEOLOGY:One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to dig it up. 
    
THEATRE: "OH!  Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!" 
    
BIOLOGY: "You just wanted to get in my genes!" 
    
PHYSICS: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down. 
    
JOURNALISM: "Today was the end of an era.  Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called an end to their 
relationship of 2 weeks..." 
    
WOMEN'S STUDIES: "HE did it!" 
    
BUSINESS: Both decide that they're spending way too much money together, and that it's simply 
cheaper to be single. 
    
HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past. 
    
GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other. 
    
ANATOMY: "I never liked your body anyway." 
    
ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can supply.