10. Really bad players could leave for a while, and come back with a new name and number to become one of the greatest in their sport.
9. Every sport would have cheerleaders. Even curling.
8. Basketball would be played exactly the way the Harlem Globetrotters intended it.
7. Hockey teams would be split into two groups: Americans and Canadians and would vie for control of the NHL.
6. Boxers bite off the ears of their opponents when the ref wasn't looking.
5. There would always be a couple teams that never won. Ever.
4. All-star baseball players would be escorted to the plate by stunningly beautiful women with huge, fake cans.
3. Football coaches would all have flamboyant personalities and help out their team by distracting the ref.
2. Players from other teams could run in and interfere with other matches, causing heated rivalries and numerous rematches.
1. Two words: Hardcore Golf.