10. Easier to find a good domain name than a Playstation 2.
9. It's hypoallergenic
8. No assembly required and no instructions in foreign languages to fumble through.
7. Save a tie! Your dad will be ecstatic when he doesn't see that rectangular box under the tree.
6. Save a tree: you don't have to wrap it!
5. Give someone the secret identity they've always wanted.
4. No matter how hard he tries, the Grinch can't steal a domain name.
3. You won't shoot your eye out with it.
2. It can be passed down from generation to generation like a fruitcake.
1. You can buy it at 11:59 p.m. on Dec. 24 and still have it in time for Christmas.