Quote Board #1
These quotes are really old. The first one was about 2 to 3 years ago. Some may not be funny because they're really inspirational instead of funny and some of them may not be funny unless you know what's going on. Either way, they're awesome.
Laura and Holly on Stupidheads:
Holly: "I'm gonna go with b.) Stupid"
Laura: Yea...Dumbass...There are some cases where the "block this user" button just doesn't cut it. There should be a "nuke this user's hard drive" button. :D Or maybe just a "slap this user in the face" button...
"For a man cannot ask everything around him to change without first changing himself."- Me
"Did you hear that the deaf man can't?"- Me
Be calm! I entreat you to hear me before you give vent to your hatred upon my devoted head. Have I not suffered enough, that you seek to increase my misery? Life, although, it may only be an accumulation of anguish, is dear to me, and I will defend it. Remember, thou hast made me more powerful than thyself, my height is superior to thine, my joints more supple. But I will not be tempted to set myself in opposition to thee. I am thy creature, and I will be even mild and docile to my natural lord and king if thou wilt also perform thy part, that which thou owest me. Oh, Frankenstein, be not equitable to every other and trample upon me alone, to whom thy justice, and even thy clemency and affection, is most due. Remember, I am thy creature; I ought to be thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel, whom thou drivest from joy for no misdeed. Everywhere I see bliss, from which I alone am irrevocably excluded. I was benevolent and good; misery made me a fiend. Make me happy, and I shall be virtuous."
- Mary Shelley "Frankenstein" (The monster to his creator.)
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