In any case, should you happen to be caught, I am not to blame.
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| Steal a bunch of pretty shiny things from random places. Also, "borrow" some wire (metal or plastic). | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Hold an artist at gun point while demanding they string these pretty things together for you. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| If you actually got to this step, considering the fact that most artist's would have either laughed you or hurt you severly with some random art supply that you weren't expecting them to whip out and weild as a weapon, I not only congratulate you but also suggest you flaunt you new peice of...jewelry (if you wish to call it as such)...like it's the only one out there. I would also do this quickly before the cops realize how much crap you've stolen and that you held the artist at gun point. In any case, should you happen to be caught, I am not to blame. |
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| All thefts are final. Some taxes and crap may occur. If caught by police the creator of this website and all her affiliates are not to be punished. Blah blah blah...who reads this fine print anyway? Isn't the point of the fine print so that people can get away with stuff by saying that they did actually say it but that people are too stupid to read it? I mean seriuosly, couldn't half this shit be considered common sence? Like the woman who spilled the hot coffee on herself. And then sued McDonalds!! You fucking twit, you just order fresh coffee. I don't know about you but if you can't figure out that fresh coffee means that it was just made...you need a lesson in the use of a dictionary or something. Common sence people....common sence. Anyway, something something something...I sound like a car commercial....blah blah blah...ok...done. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||