Brock - This match is a Standard Match for the IWF Crusierweight title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at
225 pounds, The LynX!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[The LynX rides down to the ring on a motorcycle and "I didn't RP"
appears on the GerkeTron.]
Brock - and his opponent, weighing in at 184 pounds, from Orangeland, Ontario, Canada,
he holds the IWF Crusierweight title belt, Vegita!!! (crowd boos *****)
["Too cold" by Vanilla Ice blasts over the P.A. system as Vegita walks out through the smoke. Down to the ring he goes, he slides in and paces.
Vegita tests out the ropes.
(the bell rings) The LynX hits a European Uppercut.
Vegita grabs The LynX's head and hits him in the face.
Vegita short clothslines The LynX.
Vegita hits LynX with an elbowdrop.
Vegita hits LynX with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. LynX is back on his feet.
LynX uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Vegita is down. LynX goes for a pin.
James Webster counts the pin.
...1 Vegita escapes.]
Richards - Vegita should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[Vegita gets up. Vegita hiptosses LynX. LynX pops up.
Vegita spears The LynX.
Vegita gets up.
Vegita covers LynX.
James Webster counts the pin.
...1 ...2 LynX escapes.]
Collins - Vegita should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[LynX is back on his feet. LynX lifts up Vegita and delivers a fall-away slam.]
Richards - If LynX keeps using moves like that Fall-Away Slam he could win the match!
[The LynX covers Vegita hooking the leg.
James Webster counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Vegita kicks out.]
Collins - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[Vegita moves back to his feet.
Vegita trys for a spear but LynX avoids it and Vegita flies through through the
top and middle rope to the floor below. LynX springboards off the top rope with
a suicide moonsault onto Vegita below.
James Webster starts the count (.1..2...3) Vegita gets up first and drops an
elbow on LynX.]
Richards - Vegita with a elbowdrop.
[Vegita is up again.
The LynX gets up.
(....4) LynX hits a European Uppercut.
(.....5) LynX and Vegita move back into the ring. LynX hits a European Uppercut.]
Collins - LynX takes a eye gouge.
[LynX piledrives Vegita into the mat. Vegita gets back to his feet. LynX lifts up Vegita and delivers a german
suplex.
The LynX applies an arm bar to Vegita. Vegita reverses the arm bar and
gutbusters LynX. LynX staggers to his feet and is met with an elbow to the face
from Vegita. Vegita kicks LynX in the gut, sets him up and Vegita powerbombs The
LynX into the mat.
Vegita pins LynX with a rolling cradle.
James Webster counts.
...1 ...2 ...3]
Richards - That match was awesome! LynX wasn't drafted. Is he a free
agent?
Brock - The winner of this match, and still IWF Crusierweight champion, Vegita!!!
John Tolly vs. Conehead (#1 Contender for Crusier Title)
Brock - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at
225 pounds, from Champain, IL, John Tolly!!! (crowd boos ***)
[Suddenly the lights go out and "Blind" by Korn blares over the PA system. There's an explosion of pyro and John Tolly is standing in the entrance ramp, his hair is in Dread locks. He's wearing a pair of adidas windbreaker pants and a Korn t-shirt, he's got his trademark U-Illinois Hat.]
Brock - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Madison, WI,
Conehead!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Conehead comes out with "Nightmare" by Paul Oakenfold blaring throughout the arena.
John Tolly starts things before the bell with a quick atomic drop. (ring, ring, ring) John Tolly punches C-Dawg in the head.]
Collins - Conehead takes a punch.
[Tolly runs and tackles Conehead. Tolly punches him in the head.
Tolly grabs Conehead and applies an arm bar.
Tolly covers C-Dawg hooking the leg.
James Webster counts the pin.
...1
C-Dawg kicks out.]
Richards - Tolly should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Conehead moves back to his feet.
Conehead locks a Sleeper on Tolly.
James Webster asks Tolly if he quits.
... ... (AHHHH!) ... Tolly trys to escape. Conehead breaks the hold.
John Tolly lifts up C-Dawg and delivers a Mikinoku Driver.
Tolly locks a Sharpshooter on Conehead.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... ... (AHHHH!) Conehead escapes.]
Collins - Almost! Almost!
[John Tolly drags C-Dawg to the floor.
James Webster starts the count (.1)]
Richards - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!
[(..2) Tolly gives Conehead a shoulder breaker.
(...3)
John Tolly stomps C-Dawg's head.
C-Dawg is up again.
(....4)
Conehead tackles John Tolly to the floor.
(.....5)
C-Dawg takes John Tolly into the ring.
Conehead stomps Tolly.]
Richards - Tolly takes a Stomp.
[John Tolly gets up. Conehead gives Tolly a big vertical suplex.
Conehead hits a Snap Mare Takedown. C-Dawg throws Tolly with an overhead
belly-to-belly suplex.
C-Dawg drags Tolly to the floor.
James Webster starts the count (.1)
C-Dawg lifts up Tolly and delivers a tombstone pliedriver.
(..2)]
Collins - These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't you agree?
Richards - Nope.
[They head back into the ring.]
Richards - Did you see that last move?
Collins - Yes sir!
[Tolly locks a Abdominal Stretch on C-Dawg.
James Webster is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... C-Dawg trys to escape. ... C-Dawg trys to escape. Tolly breaks the hold.
John Tolly delivers a kick to the head of C-Dawg. Conehead pops back up. Tolly
gives Conehead a low blow to no effect (cuz Conehead has no testicles).
John Tolly delivers a short-arm clothesline to C-Dawg.
Tolly hits a reverse neck breaker.
C-Dawg gets back to his feet.
Conehead picks up Tolly and hits a body slam.
Conehead picks up Tolly again with a side-powerslam. Conehead gets a good pin on
Tolly.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3]
Richards - Conehead has been looking good since his return.
Brock - The winner of this match, Conehead!!!
[Vegita runs down to the ring. He slides in the ring.]
Vegita - Conehead, we've been buddies for a long time and I can't
wait to get into the ring with you and prove to the whole world why I'm
Crusierweight Champion and you're not!
Conehead - Thanks hunny-buns, but I think next week when we meet,
I'll be the one pressing down on top of you for the pin.
Vegita - Well, I guess we'll just see next week
Conehead - Yeah.
Vegita - Oh and one last thing...
[Vegita take Conehead down with a belt shot to the face.]
Philly Brawlers vs. The Game and The Flame (IWF Tag Team Titles)
Brock - This match is a Standard Match tag match for the IWF Tag Team titles. On there way to the ring at this time, Philly Brawlers!!!
[Nick "The Fan Favorite" Savage and Caskhem walk to the ring.]
Brock - and their opponents, the team of The Game and The Flame.
[Alex Flame and Charlie Crocker come to the ring. They don't look like they have
a plan. James Webster is the referee for this match. James Webster checks Fan Favorite's boots and knee pads.
(ding, ding, ding) Savage clotheslines Alex Flame over the top rope to the arena
floor.
Fan Favorite spinning heel kicks The Game.
Nick Savage tags in Caskhem.
Caskhem executes a legdrop on Crocker. Crocker gets back to his feet.
Nick Savage tagged in by Caskhem.
Nick "Fan Favorite" Savage with an illegal chokehold on "The Game" Charlie Crocker.
Fan Favorite covers Charlie Crocker.
James Webster counts the pin.
...1
Charlie Crocker escapes.]
Collins - Not even close!
[Charlie Crocker climbs to his feet.
Caskhem tagged in by Savage.
Caskhem uses a snap mare takeover on Crocker.
Crocker moves back to his feet.
Crocker tags Alex Flame.
Alex Flame hits Caskhem with a headbutt to the mid-section.
Alex Flame executes a headlock takedown.
Caskhem is up again.
Caskhem pokes Alex Flame in the eye with his thumb.
Caskhem knifehand chops Alex Flame.
Caskhem brings in Savage for Philly Brawlers.
Nick Savage with a huge super fisherman buster, driving Alex Flame into the mat.
Nick "Fan Favorite" Savage delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send Alex Flame hard to the mat.]
Richards - Alex Flame is getting Jacked around. He'd better tag out to
his bigger partner.
[Savage nails Alex Flame with a belly-to-back suplex.]
Collins - Alex Flame is done!
[Nick Savage tags in Caskhem.
Caskhem executes a split legged moonsault on to Alex Flame.
Nick Savage piledrives Alex Flame.
Caskhem uses a cradle suplex on Alex Flame.]
Richards - Come on ref! Do something!! Alex Flame is being double teamed!
[Alex Flame slowly gets up and gets his second wind with a dropkick on Caskhem.
Caskhem rakes the face of Alex Flame in attempt to make a come back.]
Richards - Caskhem executes a face rake.
[Crocker gets in the ring. Crocker hits Caskhem with an elbow to the top of the
head.
Alex Flame throws Caskhem off the ropes and Crocker hits a clothesline.
Alex Flame flies off the top rope with a frog splash on Caskhem.]
Collins - Nice double teams moves by The Game and The Flame.
[Crocker is sent back to his corner. Alex Flame rakes the face of Caskhem in attempt to make a come back.]
Richards - Alex Flame executes a face rake.
[Alex Flame hits Caskhem with the double arm DDT into the mat.
Alex Flame covers Caskhem.
James Webster counts.
...1 ...2
Caskhem kicks out.]
Collins - Alex Flame was so close!!
[Kneelock submission applied by Alex Flame.
James Webster asks Caskhem if he quits.
... ... Caskhem trys to escape. ... Caskhem escapes.
Caskhem is hit with a dropkick to the side. Alex Flame puts Caskhem on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex.
Tag to Crocker. The Game drives a forearm into Caskhem.]
Richards - The big man is in!
[Caskhem with a high crossbody on Charlie Crocker.
Caskhem bounces Crocker off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline.]
Collins - Nice jumping clothesline by Caskhem.
[Quick tags to Nick Savage and Alex Flame. Should be faced paced action. Alex Flame executes a
drop toe hold on Caskhem.
Fan Favorite delivers a spinning backbreaker to Alex Flame.
Nick "Fan Favorite" Savage gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Alex Flame.
Alex Flame tags in "The Game" Charlie Crocker.
Nick drives a knee into the gut of The Game.
Fan Favorite measures Crocker up and drops a closed fist. Nick fist drops Crocker on the mat.
Fan Favorite makes the tag to Caskhem.
Crocker and Caskhem go to the floor.]
Collins - Now we can get some real action!!
[James Webster starts the count (.1..2)
Charlie Crocker stomps Caskhem's head.]
Richards - Crocker with a Stomp.
[(...3) The Game gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. (....4)
Caskhem takes The Game into the ring.
The Game tags in Alex Flame.
Caskhem with a headbutt on Alex Flame.
Alex Flame tags The Game. Caskhem tries to body slam Crocker, but the big man
knocks him down with a double axe handle.]
Collins - I wish every match could be like this!
[Alex Flame tagged in by Charlie Crocker.
The Game lifts up Caskhem and delivers a fall-away slam.
Alex Flame gives Caskhem a piledriver.]
Richards - Come on ref! Do something!! Caskhem is being double teamed!
[Caskhem gets up and clotheslines Alex Flame. Crocker gets in the ring and shoulder tackles Caskhem.
Caskhem makes the tag to Fan Favorite. Nick Savage clotheslines Alex Flame.
Nick Savage lifts Alex Flame into a vertical suplex. Caskhem gives Alex a knee
drop.]
Collins - Alex Flame is giving his all!
[Nick Savage uses a snap mare takeover on Alex Flame.
Alex Flame climbs to his feet.
Alex Flame knifehand chops Savage.
Alex Flame makes the tag to Crocker.
Alex Flame short lariats Nick Savage.]
Richards - The Game and The Flame are an interesting team.
[Crocker grabs Nick Savage's jaw and slams it into the turnbuckle. The Game sets Nick Savage up DDTs him into the mat.
Nick is back on his feet.
Fan Favorite with spinning headscissors on Crocker send him hard to the mat.
Fan Favorite head butts Charlie Crocker. Nick Savage takes advantage and hits
THE FAN DROP on Crocker. Caskhem superkicks Alex Flame off the ring apron.
Nick covers Crocker.
James Webster counts the pin.
...1 ...2 Crocker gets the foot on the ropes...3]
Richards - Crocker had his foot on the ropes! There should be a
re-match!!
Brock - The winners of this match, and still IWF Tag Team champions, Philly Brawlers!!!
Caskhem - Hey losers, we have the tag belts and soon we'll have your
singles belts too. Alex Flame, Prez Jon signed me a European Title match next
week!
Nick Savage - And next Friday as well, It's me vs. Crocker for the
Hardcore Title!
SomeRandomGuy vs. Xavier Copeland
Brock - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 pounds, from Tacoma, WA, Xavier Copeland!!! (crowd
cheers ******)
["Left Behind" by Slipknot picks up and Xavier Copeland rushes down to the ring.]
Brock - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Pittsburg, PA, SomeRandomGuy!!! (crowd boos ***)
[The lights dim as "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park plays over the PA. Some Random Guy walks down to the ring.
Xavier Copeland walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Xavier jabs SomeRandomGuy.]
Collins - SomeRandomGuy takes a jab.
[SomeRandomGuy rakes his fingers across Copeland's back.
SomeRandomGuy bounces Xavier Copeland off the ropes and clotheslines him.
SomeRandomGuy grabs Xavier Copeland's head and hits him in the face.
Copeland gets thrown into the turnbuckle. SomeRandomGuy comes over and smashes Xavier Copeland's head into it.
SomeRandomGuy tackles Xavier Copeland to the mat.
Xavier gets up.Xavier Copeland with a headscissors takeover on SomeRandomGuy.]
Richards - Xavier executes a headscissors takeover.
Collins - What an outstanding match!
[SomeRandomGuy gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Copeland.
Xavier Copeland covers SomeRandomGuy.
The ref starts the count.
...1 SomeRandomGuy escapes.]
Richards - Copeland should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[SomeRandomGuy uses a lariat on Xavier Copeland.
SomeRandomGuy puts Xavier in an arm grapevine submission.
Xavier gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Copeland is speared by SomeRandomGuy.
Copeland gets up.
Copeland executes a leg hammerlock on SomeRandomGuy.
James Webster is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... SomeRandomGuy is fighting the hold. Xavier breaks the hold.
Xavier and SomeRandomGuy go to the floor.]
Collins - Maybe Xavier can get his hands on a weapon at ringside.
[James Webster starts the count (.1..2)
Copeland get nailed with a double axhandle chop from SomeRandomGuy.
(...3)
SomeRandomGuy executes a legdrop on Copeland.]
Richards - Copeland takes a corkscrew legdrop.
[(....4) SomeRandomGuy grabs Xavier Copeland and applies an arm wrench.]
Collins - Follows up with a arm wrench.
[(.....5)
SomeRandomGuy and Xavier move back into the ring.
SomeRandomGuy grabs Copeland and applies an arm wrench.
Copeland leg lariats SomeRandomGuy, sending him to the mat.
Xavier leg drops SomeRandomGuy. SRG gets up. Xavier goes to suplex SRG, but SRG
slides out and gives Xavier a russian leg sweep. He goes for the pin.
The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3]
Richards - Xavier didn't look his best tonight.
Brock - The winner of this match, SomeRandomGuy!!!
Sean "Superstar" Sanders vs. Vincent Knight
Brock - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215
pounds, Vincent Knight!!! (crowd cheers **)
[Vincent Knight comes to the ring. ]
Brock - and his opponent, weighing in at 295 pounds, from Tallahassee, FL, Mr. Superstar!!! (crowd
boos **)
[The lights go out, and "Right Here, Right Now" by Fatboy Slim begins to play over the PA System. There is a brief laser show as Mr. Superstar makes his entrance.
Vincent Knight tests out the ropes.
(ring, ring, ring) Mr. Superstar uses a closed fist on Vincent Knight.
Mr. Superstar drives a forearm into Vincent Knight.
Sean Sanders kicks Vincent Knight in the head.
Sean Sanders clotheslines Vincent Knight.
SSS hits a European Uppercut.]
Richards - Well, it looks like Sean's going to win.
[Sean Sanders hits a European Uppercut.
Superstar drives a forearm into Vincent Knight.]
Collins - Forearm Smash!
[Sean Sanders uses a closed fist on Vincent Knight.]
Richards - Vincent Knight takes a punch.
[SSS delivers a kick to the head of Vincent Knight.
Vincent Knight gets back to his feet.
Vincent Knight sends Sean Sanders to ringside.
James Webster starts the count (.1..2)
Vincent Knight gives Sean Sanders a reverse neckbreaker.
Sean Sanders climbs to his feet. (...3)
Vincent Knight rakes the face of Superstar in attempt to make a come back.
(....4)
Vincent Knight comes from behind and bulldogs Superstar.
Superstar climbs to his feet.
Sean Sanders body slams Vincent Knight.
(.....5)
Vincent Knight moves back to his feet.
(......6)
Vincent Knight takes Sean "Superstar" Sanders into the ring.
Vincent Knight uses a lariat on Sean "Superstar" Sanders.
Vincent Knight measures Sean "Superstar" Sanders up and drops a closed fist.
Vincent Knight knees Sean Sanders and rolls back to his feet.
Sean Sanders moves back to his feet.
Vincent Knight executes a swinging bulldog on Sean Sanders driving Sean "Superstar" Sanders's face into the mat.
Sean Sanders gets up. Sean Sanders decides to end it and hits THE RISING STAR.]
Richards - That's a fast finish.
[Sean gets enraged.
Superstar lifts up Vincent Knight and delivers a Gorrila Press Slam. In a show
of extreme stamina, Vincent Knight gets up!
Vincent Knight short clothslines Sean "Superstar" Sanders. Vincent Knight kicks Sean Sanders on the mat.
Vincent Knight measures Sean Sanders up and drops a closed fist.]
Collins - WOW! Vincent Knight got the Rising Star and is still going.
["Blind" by KoRn pick up over the PA. John Tolly comes down to the
ring with a chair.]
Richards - It's John Tolly!
Collins - What the heck is he doing here
[Tolly acts like he's going to swing at Sanders but turns and nails Knight with
the chair, he then starts to drive the chair into the leg and stomach of Knight.
The referee calls for the bell.]
Richard - Tolly just attacked Kight!
Collins - John Tolly is FIRMLY on the side of Prez Jon even to the point
he'll help his most hated enemy SSS!
[John Tolly slides out of the ring and pulls in a table. He yells for Sean
Sanders to set it up. Sean Sanders just stares out into space. Sanders wouldn't
help Tolly if he was drowning. Tolly gets the table up himself. Tolly sets up
Vincent Knight for the Champaign Dream DDT through the table, but Vincent Knight
does a quick move and slams John Tolly to the ground. Vincent Knight picks up
the chair Tolly used and cocks it back to hit Tolly, but Sanders grabs it out of
Knight's hands and nails Knight with THE SHOWSTOPPER. Sanders stares down Tolly
as the show ends.]
Richards - Wow! What an odd turn of events. Sanders saved Tolly!
Brock - The winner of this match via disqualification, Vincent Knight!