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3/01/02- Live from Baltimore, MD
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[Inside the Arena]
[Disturbed's �Shout 2000� blasts on the PA, and out walks the IWF World Champion, Alex "The Iceman" Frost. With the belt wrapped around his waist, and mic in hand, he walks down the rampway, and towards the ring.]
Richards - Here we go folks! We�re live and ready to rock from Baltimore, Maryland!! And the Champ making his way to the ring!
Collins - All hail Frost�! This man is the real GOD of the IWF!
Richards - I�m sure he�s got plenty to get off his chest after his questionable inactivity of late.
Collins - Are you questioning THE CHAMP!?!?!
Richards - Shut up Jim� let�s here what the man has got to say�
[There is a mixed reaction of cheers and boos, but that doesn't matter to him. He rolls into the ring, and stands in the center, getting a look around. He signals to cut his music and so it does. The mic is lifted to his lips and he begins.]
Alex Frost - Baltimore, Maryland.... Is it me..? Or is it cold in here..?! The Iceman is back. As you can see.. no more crutches.. just this little knee brace here. Does it mean I'm not at 100%..? No.. it doesn't.. It doesn't mean anything. This brace changed nothing. I'm Still.. The Iceman... I'm still.. The World Champion!! And will that change..? In the Ice Age... it's highly unlikely!!
[He looks over the crowd a bit more, pausing. After a moment, he continues once more, as the fans quiet once more.]
Alex Frost - Trapezium... Let me give you a reality Check.
[Frost pauses as the crowd lets out a roar of boo�s.]
Alex Frost - You're afraid of letting yourself down, by losing to me. What will happen to you, Trap..? Will you disappear off the face of the earth after Wrestlefest� Finally�? Will you have your prot�g�, Trunks, come after me�? Maybe the whole 143 lot�? I don't care. You're just another opponent, Trap. Just another person that has stepped up to the plate, and is about to be struck out. If you didn't notice.. this is the Ice Age. My reign. IWF World Champion. It will last for quite some time. Not you, nor anyone else in the federation right now has the "heat" to challenge up to me!! The odds are against you. You'd might as well give it up. Give up your slot to someone worthy enough of it. I know someone just in mind, too.
[Frost turns a bit, giving a cold smirk to the crowd as they begin their SSS chant.]
Alex Frost - Ahh yes� You�re �Self proclaimed... Superstar." Sean Sanders. Now Sean, we both want this match. You know it. I know it. And I'll tell you what. After I get Trap out of the way, The Dream Match that everyone and their grandmothers have been waiting for... will happen. I guaran-damn-tee you!!
[Frost looks at his watch, and nods his head, then looks up to the crowd and cameras once more with a more cold, determined stare.]
Alex Frost - So now that we've established that I'm cleared to wrestle... now that we've made clear that I'm on top� and I will not fall from my pedestal... I'm making an open challenge. That's right... you heard me correctly. Next Friday Night at Fever... I will be there... Now I'm not scheduled to be there, but I will. I'll have my gear. I'll be hanging out in the back. If anyone in the IWF, and I mean anyone from SSS, to Collins, to Shane Adams, to Conehead... wants to get in the ring with me.. All you have to do is bring it. Main Event. Anyone thinks that they can melt the Ice...? Let's find out....!
[Disturbed's �Shout 2000� picks up on the PA once more, as Frost drops his mic to the floor. He makes his way out of the ring, and up the rampway, making his way to the back.]
Richards - What a way to start off the show! Now lets get the first match underway!!
Brock - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 220 pounds, Jackel!!! [Jackel comes to the ring. ] Brock - and his opponent, weighing in at 232 pounds, from Pittsburgh, PA, SomeRandomGuy!!! (crowd boos ***) [The lights dim as "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park plays over the PA. Some Random Guy walks down to the ring.]
[(ring, ring, ring) Jackel delivers a kick to the head of SomeRandomGuy. SomeRandomGuy is back on his feet. A flying shoulder block sends Jackel to the mat. SRG kicks Jackel on the mat. Jackel gets knocked on the ground and SomeRandomGuy flips onto him. ] Brock - This match is a Hardcore. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 315 pounds, from Gaffney, SC, Charlie Crocker!!! (crowd boos ***) [Charlie Crocker comes to the ring. ] Brock - and his opponent, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Atlanta, GA, Rekon!!! (crowd cheers ***) [Green and Blue flashing lights fire up as "Alive" by P.O.D begins to play in the arena. The crowd begins to boo when they see its Rekon. Rekon runs down to the ring. (the bell rings)]
[Charlie nails Rekon with a belly-to-back suplex. Crocker moves back to his feet. Rekon gets back to his feet. The Game is hit with a backward kick. Rekon executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Charlie. Rekon climbs to his feet. Crocker gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Rekon. Rekon gets back to his feet. Crocker moves back to his feet. Crocker goes for a shoulderbreaker but Rekon dodges the attack. The match moves to ringside. Crocker swings a camcorder and hits Rekon over the skull, but doesn�t seem to faze him. Rekon piledrives Charlie Crocker head first into the concrete. Rekon head butts Crocker. Rekon is back on his feet. ] [Commercial Break]
Brock - This match is a Standard Match tag match for the IWF World Tag Team titles. On their way to the ring at this time, The Carrin Brothers!!! [The Carrin Brothers come to the ring. ] Brock - and their opponents, the team of Trunks & Trapezium. [Trunks & Trapezium walk to the ring. Mark Johnson is the referee for this match. John Carrin gets nailed with a charging ax handle body block from Trunks. (ding, ding, ding) John Carrin executes the guillotine choke on Trunks. ] Richards - Here we go! [Trunks pokes John Carrin in the eyes. John Carrin gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Trunks. Trunks goes for a pin. Mark Johnson counts. ...1 John Carrin kicks out. ] Collins - He should have just stayed on the attack. [Now John Carrin standing. Trunks uppercuts John Carrin. ] Richards - Trunks executes a uppercut. [Trunks connects with a low blow. John Carrin goes down. Trunks does a cartwheel and kicks John Carrin in the face. ] Richards - John Carrin takes a cartwheel kick. [John Carrin brings in Jeff Carrin for The Carrin Brothers. Jeff Carrin sets Trunks up DDTs him into the mat. They lockup. John Carrin sends Trunks to the corner of the ring. Jeff Carrin clotheslines Trunks. ] Collins - This is just awful! Trunks is being double-teamed! [Jeff Carrin tags in John Carrin. Trunks grabs John Carrin and applies an arm wrench. Flying kick by Trap from behind takes John Carrin down. Trunks covers John Carrin hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 John Carrin kicks out. ] Collins - Trunks should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match. [Now John Carrin standing. Trunks kicks John Carrin in the groin. ] Richards - Trunks executes a kick to the groin. [John Carrin picks Trunks up and executes a stomachbreaker. ] Collins - There's a restaurant-quality stomachbreaker! [Trunks hits a koppo kick on John Carrin. ] Richards - koppo kick! [Trunks executes a corkscrew leg drop on John Carrin. Now Trunks standing. John Carrin brings in Jeff Carrin for The Carrin Brothers. Trunks executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Jeff Carrin. Now Trunks standing. Jeff Carrin is back on his feet. Jeff Carrin brings in John Carrin for The Carrin Brothers. Trunks jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on John Carrin. Now Trunks standing. Trunks fist drops John Carrin on the mat. ] Collins - John Carrin takes a Fist drop. [Trunks is back on his feet. John Carrin moves back to his feet. John Carrin hits Trunks with an atomic drop. John Carrin sucks chants start in the crowd. John Carrin with a falling splash on Trunks. John Carrin sucks chants start in the crowd. John Carrin climbs to his feet. Trunks is up again. ] Richards - Trunks could use some help about now. [John Carrin tags in Jeff Carrin. Jeff Carrin gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Trunks shoulder tackles Jeff Carrin. Jeff Carrin climbs to his feet. Trunks delivers a spinning backbreaker to Jeff Carrin. Trunks covers Jeff Carrin hooking the leg. Mark Johnson counts. ...1 ...2 Jeff Carrin escapes. ] Richards - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Jeff Carrin. [John Carrin tagged in by Jeff Carrin. John Carrin is hooked in a full nelson. Trunks short lariats John Carrin. ] Collins - short lariat! [John Carrin gets knocked on the ground and Trunks flips onto him. John Carrin gets up. John Carrin goes for a running somersault leg drop but Trunks dodges the attack. John Carrin puts the chicken wing on Trunks. Mark Johnson is checking for a tap out. ... Trunks tries to escape. ... Trunks tries to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... Trunks escapes. John Carrin gets up off the ground and Trunks hits him with a flying dropkick. ] Richards - That flying dropkick could win Trunks the match! [Trunks is up again. Trunks drags John Carrin to the floor. Mark Johnson starts the count (.1) (..2) John Carrin gets knocked on the ground and Trunks flips onto him. Trunks is back on his feet. (...3). Trunks and John Carrin move back into the ring. Trunks measures John Carrin up and drops a closed fist. Trunks tags in Trap. ] Collins - John Carrin takes a Fist drop. [Trap gets back to his feet. Trap jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on John Carrin. John Carrin stands up. Trapezium Doctor Bombs John Carrin on the mat ] Richards - What a devastating Doctor Bomb! [John Carrin gets back to his feet. Trapezium and John Carrin go to the floor Mark Johnson starts the count (.1) (..2) Trapezium hits John Carrin with the back of his elbow. ] Richards - Trap executes a back elbow. [(...3) John Carrin and Trap move back into the ring. John Carrin bounces Trapezium off the ropes and clotheslines him. John Carrin fist drops Trap on the mat. John Carrin gets back to his feet. John Carrin goes off the top and hits a flying sit-down splash on Trapezium. John Carrin is up again. Jeff Carrin tagged in by John Carrin. Trapezium piledrives Jeff Carrin. ] Collins - Good power move by Trapezium. [Jeff Carrin stands up. Trap gets tiger supplied by Jeff Carrin. Trap climbs to his feet. Flying Tomahawk by Jeff Carrin sends Trapezium down to the mat. Jeff Carrin makes the tag to John Carrin. Trapezium duplexes John Carrin. Trap sends John Carrin to ringside. Mark Johnson starts the count (.1) Trap cuts John Carrin with a blade. John Carrin is bleeding as a result. ] Richards - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters. [Trap hits the handspring moonsault on John Carrin. Trap is up again. John Carrin gets back to his feet. (..2) ] Collins - What an outstanding match! [Swinging Neck-Breaker from John Carrin takes Trapezium down. �Carrin�s� sucks chants start in the crowd. ] Richards - What a devastating Spinning Neck-Breaker! [John Carrin and Trap move back into the ring. John Carrin climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Trap. Trapezium gets hit with the shooting star press from John Carrin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Trap escapes. ] Collins - That was almost the end of the match right there! [Trap makes the tag to Trunks. John Carrin locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The referee is checking the situation. ... Trunks is fighting the hold. ... Trunks escapes. John Carrin executes a spinning back suplex on Trunks. Now John Carrin standing. John Carrin rolls onto Trunks connecting with a knee. Trunks sets John Carrin up DDTs him into the mat. Trunks sets up John Carrin and drills him into the mat with the SCATTERBRAIN!!! Trunks goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ] Brock - The winners of this match, and still IWF World Tag Team champions, Trunks & Trapezium!!! Brock - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 205 pounds, from Tokyo, Japan, Crimson Dragon!!! [The lights start to dim and a dragon�s roar is heard. "Crimson Fire" begins to blast throughout the arena as The Dragon makes his way to the ring. ] Brock - and his opponent, weighing in at 295 pounds, from Tallahassee, FL a member of The Iconz, Sean Sanders!!! (crowd cheers *****) [The lights go out, and "2nd Round KO" begins to play over the PA System. There is a brief laser show as Sanders makes his entrance. (ding, ding, ding) The Dragon throws Sanders off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. ] Richards - SSS takes a diving shoulder block. [Crimson kicks Sean Sanders on the mat. ] Collins - The Dragon is relentless! [Crimson applies a camel clutch to Superstar. The Dragon fist drops Sanders on the mat. ] Richards - The Dragon has an endurance level like no other�. He�ll NEVER get exhausted! [Crimson is up again. Sean Sanders moves back to his feet. SSS is hit with a backward kick. Crimson applies an arm wrench to SSS. ] Collins - The Dragon executes a Arm wrench. [Sean Sanders moves back to his feet. Sanders delivers a spine buster to Crimson Dragon. ] Richards - Spine buster! SSS is back on the offensive!! [Superstar executes a bear hug on Crimson Dragon. Mark Johnson is checking for a tap out. ... Crimson Dragon tries to escape. ... ... ... Crimson Dragon is fighting the hold. Crimson Dragon escapes. SSS sends Crimson to ringside. Mark Johnson starts the count (.1) Superstar swings the ring bell and drills Crimson. Crimson is bleeding as a result. The referee scornfully yells at SSS and gives him a warning.] Collins - The concrete floor is drenched in blood from that injury! [Crimson is up again. (..2) The Dragon tries for a spinning backbreaker but is unable to lift SSS. SSS quickly counters with reverse DDT.(...3) Sean takes The Dragon back into the ring. ] Richards - Back inside the ring! [Crimson slaps SSS in the face. Sanders pokes The Dragon in the eyes. ] Richards - Sean Sanders executes a eye poke. [Crimson Dragon gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Crimson Dragon is back on his feet. Superstar hits Crimson with a rolling elbow smash to the face. ] Collins - Crimson Dragon takes a rolling elbow smash. [Crimson Dragon gets up. The Dragon climbs to the top turnbuckle and executes a somersault leg drop on SSS. ] Richards - What a devastating somersault leg drop! [The Dragon sends Sean Sanders to ringside. ] Collins - Sean Sanders will have to watch out for weapons at ringside. [Mark Johnson starts the count (.1) Crimson swings a beer bottle and hits Superstar across the back of the head. Dragon gets a warning from the referee.] Richards - I wish every match could be like this! [Crimson Dragon climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Superstar. Now Crimson Dragon standing. (..2) Crimson Dragon swings a microphone cable and hits Superstar, knocking him off his feet.]
[The Dragon hurls SSS back into the ring. Crimson puts Sanders against the turnbuckle. He sets up and executes the TRIPLE DRAGON KICK at Sean!� but SSS rolls out of the way at the last moment. Sean quickly turns The Dragon around and counters with THE RISING STAR!! Superstar goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3!!!] Brock - This match is a Standard Match for the IWF European title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 237 pounds, from Champaign, IL, John Tolly!!! [John Tolly comes to the ring. ] Brock - and his opponent, weighing in at 154 pounds, from Moscow, Russia a member of The RSI accompanied by Crimson Dragon she holds the IWF European title belt, Tasha Kier!!! ["Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed hits up and Tasha comes to the ring. (the bell rings) Tasha Kier is hit with a backward kick. Tolly goes off the top and hits a flying sit-down splash on Tasha Kier. ] Richards - Kier takes a flying sit-down splash. [John Tolly stands up. Tasha Kier climbs to the top and hits John Tolly with a flying clothesline. ] Collins - Tasha executes a flying clothesline. [John stands up. Tasha Kier tries for a top-rope DDT but is not strong enough to lift John Tolly. Tasha executes the slingshot facebuster, slamming John Tolly's face to the mat. Kier sends John to ringside. ] Richards - Tasha Kier can't get a pin at ringside. [Mark Johnson starts the count (.1) Kier jumps off of the turnbuckle with a 450 splash on John ] Collins - There's a restaurant-quality 450 splash! [Now Tasha Kier standing. (..2) ] Richards - Tasha is really going to work on Tolly! [John gets knocked on the ground and Tasha Kier flips onto him. Now Kier standing. Tasha hits John with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Tasha Kier stands up. John climbs to his feet. They head back into the ring.]
[John Tolly gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Kier goes off the turnbuckle with a flying somersault splash. Tasha gets back to his feet. Tasha Kier hits the DOWNWARD SPIRAL! And goes for the cover! Referee Mark Johnson makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 !]
Collins - Oh man� what does this punk want?!
[Flame stares down Tasha from behind, checking her out before he makes up his mind. Just as he is about to turn around, Flame DRILLS her with a wicked forearm and follows up with THE MELTDOWN!]
Richards - For Christ�s sake! That�s a woman! Alex Flame just attacked a woman from behind! What a coward!!!
[Tolly is slow to get up as Flame is walking over to him.]
Collins - Not Tolly too!
Crowd - OOOOOHHHH!
Richards - ANOTHER MELTDOWN!!
[Flame takes the gum out of his mouth and flings it down at Tasha Kier as he walks away to a chorus of boos from the crowd.]
Richards - The Main Event is up next! We�ll be right back! [Commercial Break]
Brock - This match is a Hell in the Cell. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Suicide City, Executioner!!! [Smoke begins to engulf the arena as The Executioner enters. ] Brock - and his opponent, weighing in at 264 pounds, from Desperation, NV, SD Matthews!!! (crowd boos ***) [Matthews casually strolls to the ring as the crowd boos. Executioner executes a pump-handle suplex on SD Matthews. SD Matthews executes a pump-handle suplex on Ex. (ring, ring, ring) Ex rakes his fingers across SD's back. Ex slaps SD Matthews. Matthews hits a kneeling headbutt to Executioner's groin. Ex gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Matthews. Matthews stands up. SD Matthews executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Ex. Now Ex standing. SD gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Executioner. ] Richards - Good fisherman suplex by Executioner. [Now Executioner standing. ] Collins - This is how wrestling should be! Are you enjoying this match? Richards - Yeah, you know it! [Ex hits an electrifying flying somersault headbutt on Matthews. Executioner moves back to his feet. Matthews is up again. Executioner swings a camera cable and hits Matthews. Executioner with a high crossbody on Matthews. Executioner is up again. Matthews gets back to his feet. Matthews kicks Ex in the groin. Matthews executes a swinging bulldog on Executioner driving Ex's face into the mat. SD executes the airplane spin and throws Ex onto the mat. Ex gets back to his feet. Executioner hits SD with an ear ringer. Ex goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on SD Matthews. SD Matthews gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Executioner. Ex covers SD hooking the leg. Mark Johnson counts. ...1 SD kicks out. ] Collins - Ex should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match. [SD Matthews gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ] Richards - Ex with a nice elbowsmash. [Executioner puts Matthews on the top rope and executes a superplex. Matthews moves back to his feet. SD dropkicks Executioner to the face. SD Matthews sucks chants start in the crowd. SD Matthews stands up. Executioner moves back to his feet. SD get nailed with a double ax handle chop from Executioner. Ex puts Matthews in an arm grapevine submission. ] Collins - arm grapevine! [SD Matthews is back on his feet. SD bites Ex's arm out of desperation. ] Richards - Matthews with a nice arm bite. [Executioner pulls SD Matthews's hair. Executioner jabs SD. SD Matthews with a huge super fisherman buster, driving Executioner into the mat. SD Matthews stands up. Matthews executes the sleeperhold on Ex. Mark Johnson is checking for a tap out. ... Ex is fighting the hold. ... SD tightens the hold. SD breaks the hold. SD slams Executioner on the tacks! Matthews applies an arm wrench to Ex. ] Richards - Executioner takes a arm wrench. [Ex gets up. SD catches Executioner leg, but Ex reverses it with an enzuigiri to Matthews's head. Ex executes a corkscrew leg drop on SD Matthews. SD Matthews is back on his feet. Matthews hits Executioner with the back of his elbow. SD goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Executioner. ] Collins - Ex takes a flying double foot stomp. [SD Matthews stands up. Executioner gets back to his feet. SD hits Ex with a slingshot body block. ] Richards - My God!! What a match! [Matthews uses the rope as a springboard and moonsaults onto Executioner. ] Collins - Good springboard moonsault by Matthews. [Matthews gets up. SD Matthews hits Executioner with a flying senton. Matthews stands up. Ex gets hit with the shooting star press from SD. Mark Johnson counts. ...1 ...2 Ex kicks out. ] Richards - SD was so close!! [Executioner gets back to his feet. SD Matthews hits Ex with a double underhook piledriver right into the tacks. Matthews swings a steel chair and hits Ex. Ex is bleeding as a result. Matthews stomps Ex. Ex gets up. Ex grabs Matthews's head and bites him in the face. Matthews slaps the face of Executioner. SD Matthews climbs to his feet. Ex short clotheslines SD. ] Richards - Ex executes a short clothesline. [Ex hits SD Matthews with an elbowdrop. SD Matthews gets back to his feet. Matthews tries for a Reverse DDT but Ex avoids it. ] Collins - SD is doing quite well at this point in the match. [SD Matthews is speared by Ex. Ex moves back to his feet. Matthews gets away from the tacks. Ex runs in and leg drops Matthews. ] Collins - Executioner with a nice leg drop. Richards - Executioner's momma would be proud! [Executioner executes a piledriver on Matthews. Executioner drops Matthews on some tacks. ] Collins - the tacks is covered with blood from these fighters. [Ex knee drops SD Matthews. Executioner jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on SD Matthews. Ex measures SD Matthews up and drops a closed fist. ] Richards - Executioner executes a Fist drop. [SD moves back to his feet. Executioner hits SD Matthews with a slingshot body block. Executioner gets up. Ex grabs SD Matthews and applies an arm wrench. SD Matthews moves back to his feet. Matthews hits Executioner with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Executioner gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Executioner is up again. Executioner hits a flying karate chop right to SD Matthews's neck. SD Matthews gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Executioner. SD Matthews gets up. Executioner executes a neck-breaker on SD Matthews. Matthews moves away from the tacks. ] Richards - Executioner's momma would be proud! [Ex jumps off of the turnbuckle with a 450 splash on SD Matthews Executioner gets back to his feet. Executioner swings a chair and hits SD Matthews. SD Matthews breaks a chair. SD Matthews is bleeding as a result. SD gets knocked on the ground and Executioner flips onto him. Executioner stands up. Matthews is back on his feet. SD punches Executioner in the head. ] Crowd - ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! �! [Flying kick by Matthews takes Executioner down. Ex jumps from the top and nails SD with a flying ax handle smash. ] Richards - Ex with a nice flying ax handle. [SD gets back to his feet. SD Matthews executes a headlock takedown. ] Collins - Executioner takes a headlock takedown. [Matthews executes a corkscrew leg drop on Executioner. Matthews gets back to his feet. Executioner stands up. Matthews with a powerful choke lift on Executioner. Matthews sucks chants start in the crowd. ] Richards - I wish every match could be like this! Collins - the ring is covered with blood from these fighters. [Ex gets back to his feet. Ex punches SD in the head. SD gets hit with a dragon screw from Executioner. Executioner is up again. SD Matthews stands up. Matthews picks up Executioner and hits him with a Death Valley Driver. SD Matthews moves back to his feet. ] Collins - Did you see that last move?! Richards - Hell yeah! [SD jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing Ex with an Asai Moonsault. Matthews stands up. Matthews throws the steel steps at Ex. SD Matthews tries for a springboard DDT but Ex avoids it and flings him face first into the turnbuckle.] Collins - The mat is drenched in blood from that injury! [SD Matthews kicks Executioner in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Matthews picks up Ex and nails him with his finisher� UTTERLY DISPAIR!! Mark Johnson counts the pin. ...1 ...2� 2 �!! Executioner escapes.!!] Richards - OHHHHHHH So close!!! Collins - HOW DID HE KICK OUT!?!!?
[Executioner stands up. SD Matthews throws the steel steps at Executioner. ]
[Just then, the sound of glass shattering sounds over the PA System, and "Hell Frozen Over" kicks up as the fans are going wild.]
Collins - What the hell....!?!
[A huge black 2002 Chevy Blazer with a HUGE grill on the front comes roaring down the aisle and SLAMS into the cell!! Bashing the lock on the door right off. The Blazer has �THE SHARK� printing on the sides and back in big white letters.]
Richards - It's the Shark...!! It's the Shark... THE SHARK IS HERE!!!!!
[Mark "The Shark" Hepler gets out of the Blazer with the titanium "Shark Attack" bat in hand, slams the door, and begins to walk to ringside. The arena is absolutely shaking with roars from the crowd. SD Matthews is resting in the corner of the ring while The Executioner is huddled over in exhaustion in the center.]
Collins - Can't this guy once, just once� give us all a break!?!?!?
[Hepler jumps into the ring and at the same time, SD Matthews gets to his feet.]
Richards - Oh no.... SD LOOK OUT!!!!
[Matthews walks toward "The Shark" and a second later, Hepler absolutely TATTOOS the bat across Matthews face.]
Richards - Good God!!! the impact���... THE IMPACT!!!
[Hepler walks over to the Executioner, raises his hand one more time, and takes the mic that was thrown into the ring.]
Hepler - Matthews, you little whore. You got what you deserved, and when we meet in that semifinal match� "The Shark" will wreck havoc on your ass once again!!!
[Hepler chucks the mic into the stands as he leaves the "Hell In a Cell", and he and the Executioner leave together in the "Shark" blazer to a rousing ovation.]
Richards - We�re out of time! Till next week!! GOOD FIGHT AND GOOD NIGHT!!! [End of Telecast] |