[While the camera crew, in the arena, pans around, fireworks and extraordinary pyrotechnics can be seen spurting out from all directions. Meanwhile, there is a laser light show being performed in the center of the ring, to help set the mood.]

[The fans are also just as spectacular, with their deafening volume and expressions that they exploit. Some are sporting KLIQ T-shirts, while others are wearing 4 Horsemen merchandise. Either way, they have come to see some superior Professional Wrestling from the IWF members.]

[Then, at a leisurely pace, the cameras focus in on the announcers� booth, seated high up in the arena. The crew of James Collins and Vincent Richards sit geared up and ready to apply the best color commentating in the business.]

Collins [Feeding off the crowd�s energy]: Good evening, and welcome to IWF Friday Night Fever! Tonight we are live from Charlotte, North Carolina! And what a show we have planned for you this week!

Richards: With just a little over a week before the up-coming Pay-Per-View in Britain, you know that everyone will be here to make a statement!

Collins: Tonight we�ll have for you the debuts of several new wrestlers, trying to make a worthy first impression on the President.

Richards: That�s right Jim.
Our Main Event for this evening features a rematch of what we saw at Summer Showdown between Thunder and Lightning and The Rednecks. This time around though, its Thunder and Lightning that are the challengers. This is one match that you don�t want to miss!!!!

Collins: Over the course of the evening The KLIQ will be stationed in the audience on the Hepler 9:11 Truck, to the right of the entrance. Let�s just hope that they don�t try to pull off anything stupid.....

Richards: Well, right now we�re gonna head down to the ring where the first match is ready to take place......

[Inside the Ring]

Williams: Our first match for this evening is a one-fall, no-time-limit contest. Coming down the aisle, hailing from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 268 pounds... CYRUS �THE VIRUS� GRISSOM!!!!!!!

[�Slither� by Metallica blares over the sound system as Grissom enters the arena. He is wearing his classic orange prison outfit and tan, well-crafted boots. In his left, back pant pocket is a black, lethal police baton, used for extra protection, or possibly even for malignant purposes. On it is the phrase, in shinny silver letters, �The Motivator�.]

Collins: I wonder what this guy did to end up looking like that.

[Once in the ring, he tosses the baton and says a little something to get the crowd pumped up.]

Williams: And his opponent. Hailing from Miami, Florida, and weighing in at 251 pounds. Here is........... NOVA!!!!!!!!!

[As �My Own Prison� begins to sound over the PA System, a series of blue fireworks, and dazzling blue pyrotechnics are set off all along the entranceway.]

[Soon, the flames discontinue, and suddenly, on the Titantron, Nova appears.]

Nova: Listen Grissom, if you think that someone with MY prestige and prominence is going to duel a jobber like you, GET REAL!!! I have more significant things to deal with than running over unskilled men like yourself.
Trust me, I�m doing you a favor. I don�t think that you would want me to come out there and humiliate you in front of millions in your very first match, do you? That�s it from The Nova.

[The screen fades to a deep, dark blackness as a severe booing erupts from the audience. Cyrus Grissom, ]

Richards: I think that it is Nova that should GET REAL! I mean, what is this fool think he is!?!!?! Honestly, he needs to evaluate his position in this league and then try taking it from there.

Collins: Yeah, what he said.

Richards: Anyway, on to our next match....

[A load of deafening sirens sound off as Red Alert makes his away out from backstage and to the ring. Along the entrance there is a magnificent display of fireworks being shot off in various directions.]

Collins: Judging by his appearance, this guy has got a lot to prove.

[Suddenly, Hornet appears on the Titantron.]

Hornet [With Red Alert watching]: Hello there, my little victim.
Tonight, when I get done with you, they�ll be calling you Black and Blue Alert!!!

[As the Titantron fades to black, Laura, Hornet�s manager, makes her way down the ramp and to the ring.]

Laura: And now introducing the best, and definitely the smartest wrestler in the IWF.... The HORNET!!!

[Hornet makes his way out from backstage as his theme music, �Victory�, is being played. Suddenly, the lights in the arena turn off, and there is a large �BANG� around the arena in which Hornet was standing last.]

Collins: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!?!?!?

[Just as unexpectedly, the lights turn back on, only to reveal The Disciple of Doom looming over a laid out Hornet. He drops his chair, picks up Hornet, and rips off his mask.]

Richards: Wait a minute...... That�s not Hornet!!!! It�s a fake!

[The bell sounds, and Red Alert grabs Laura and hurls her out of the ring. Red Alert then begins to celebrate, and by surprise the real Hornet rolls out from under the ring, attacks him from behind, unleashing his rage. The Disciple races down to the ring, with a steel chair. He gets in and cracks Hornet in the back of the head, nearly knocking him unconscious and causing Hornet to win by disqualification.]

Richards: Hey Jim, do you have any idea what is going on!?!?!?

Collins: I don�t know, but I like it!!! ................................
Wait a minute, what is that noise?

[Then, from backstage, enters the No Limit tank driven by Da Bitch Nigga. He parks on the ramp, and gets out equipped with two wooden bats and a pile of thick rope. Da Nigga enters the ring and stares down the Disciple, waiting for him to make a move. Meanwhile, Red Alert has left the ring, and has headed back to the locker room.]

[From out in the stands, there arises a commotion on the Hepler 9:11 Truck. The four KLIQ members huddle up to discuss their intentions.]

Richards: Don�t tell me they�re coming to the ring too!!!?!!??!?!

[The KLIQ, lead by Mark Hepler, make their way through the audience and to the ring to join the others.]

[Cyrus �The Virus� Grissom appears at the top of the entrance platform, and in a blink of an eye, he is down the ramp and into the ring.]

[Once in the ring, Grissom walks toward Hornet, lifts him up, and gives him a hug. In total confusion, the Disciple and Da Nigga stand there in shock of what is occurring.]

Richards: I�m just as bewildered as they are.

[With The KLIQ now in the ring, the three Horsemen and Crimson Dragon come running to the battlezone, to get a piece of the action.]

[With everyone in the ring, Da Nigga tosses the Dragon one of his bats, and the Disciple hands his chair to Grissom.]

Collins: Who is on who�s side!?!?!?!?

[Without even thinking, The Dragon grips his bat and shatters it with all his might over the skull of Onslaught while Grissom smashes his chair across the face of Hornet, busting him wide open. All Hell then breaks loose.]

Richards: OH MY GOD!!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!

[Back in the ring, the Horsemen are fighting for their lives. They are quickly booted out by the outnumbering KLIQ and other wrestlers. The Doctor and Randy help Onslaught back to the locker room.]

[Now with them out of the way, The Shark slaps on a pair of handcuffs on Hornet, and hooks him to the middle rope. Everyone takes turns beating down Hornet as Laura tries to stop them. But The Shark and Happy Lukie pry her away, while the Disciple gets the chair and Da Nigga picks up the rope. The four of them sit her down and tie her to the chair.]

Richards: OH COME ON!!!! YOU DON�T NEED TO GO THIS!!!

[The Shark runs back to the truck, while Mr. Superstar hands a KLIQ T-shirt to Grissom.]

Superstar: You did a good job with your devious little plan there Grissom.

[The Shark comes back with a pair of hair clippers and hands them to The Dragon.]

Superstar: Now Dragon, it is your turn to show your true colors, the KLIQ colors!
[Laughing] So, if you will, remove her hair.......

[Hornet, all bloody and bruised, tries to fight back, but he is kicked in the gut by The Disciple. Crimson Dragon then goes to work.]

Mr. Superstar [Cackling]: DAMN! She was ugly before..... but now she is just hideous!

Lukie: Hey, if I didn�t know any better, I�d say she is starting to look just like Hornet!!!

[The Dragon finishes the job and throws the clippers back to The Shark.]

Hepler: Well, what a work of art!!
Here, put this on.

[He throws The Dragon a KLIQ T-shirt. Instinctively he rips off his 4 Horsemen shirt and puts it on The KLIQ one.]

Superstar: Now the final touch......

[Mr. Superstar pulls out a big, fat, permanent marker and writes �Property of The KLIQ� on the bald head of Laura. The KLIQ turns around to laugh in the face of Hornet.]

[With The KLIQ members� backs turned, Crimson Dragon and Da Bitch Nigga pick up their bats and beat each and every one of The KLIQ till they lay unconscious. Da Nigga spits in Hornet�s face and The Dragon and he both leave the ring.]

Collins: WHAT A DOUBLE CROSS BY THE DRAGON!!!!!

[At the top of the ramp appears Deuce Danger, Crimson Dragon�s good friend. While The Dragon and Da Nigga are leaving the arena, Deuce hands The Dragon a T-shirt. He takes off the one The KLIQ gave to him and puts on the other one. On the front it reads �DTD�, and on the back it reads �Don�t Trust a Dragon�. As they walk backstage, the Titantron flashes �IWF 4 Life�.]

Collins: Well, we�re going to head to commercial. Hopefully when we return this mess will be cleared up!!!

[Commercial Break]

Richards: Welcome back viewers! It�s now time for our next event between Ike �Iron Man� Mauler and Captain Mighty. This should be a dandy!

Collins: Yeah! But nothing, and I mean nothing could possibly top what we just witnessed. Well except maybe if someone would happen to get set on fire......

Richards: JIM! How could you wish for such a dreadful thing like that!

["Pearl River Rip" blasts over the PA system. Ike The Iron Man appears wearing his blue trunks, blue kneepads, and blue boots.]

Richards: Ike is looking to take out some of that aggression of his out on Captain Mighty. And remember folks, Ike and Da Shark have a special announcement after the match.

["Head Like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails plays over the sound system. As the Captain makes his entrance.]

Collins: Here comes the man who is gonna take down everyone. I think this guy has the potential to run over almost anyone in this federation. And he's gonna get his first win tonight, against a powerful man from the KLIQ, Ike. Mark my words.

[Captain Mighty appears from backstage, wearing black trunks, red boots, and a red cape with a big yellow "M" on it. He runs down the ramp, and rolls into the ring.]

Richards: Wow, Mighty isn�t wasting any time at all. He�s going right after Ike!

[Mighty quickly kicks Ike in the stomach, and nails him with a DDT. Captain immediately locks on a sleeper hold.]

Collins: Holy crap, he�s knocking Ike out!!

[Ike, resisting the hold, begins to elbow Captain in the abdominal region. Captain releases the hold and Ike throws him into the ropes. Ike backbody drops Captain Mighty over the ropes, and onto the cement.]

Collins: You know that�s got to hurt!

[Ike, now trying to cease the momentum, grabs a steel chair and smashes it against the cranium of his opponent.]

[Ike snatch Mighty and throws him back into the ring. He then kicks Captain Mighty in the stomach, and delivers a neckbreaker. Ike, feeling the momentum, locks on a reverse chin-lock. Captain Mighty looks to be fading out.]

Richards: Well, Mighty put up a hell of a fight, but it looks like the end.

[Mighty, fighting the urge to submit, begins to elbow Ike in the stomach.]

Richards: Oh my God, he�s fighting back!

[Mighty kicks Ike in the stomach, and delivers a ring-shaking DDT. He then rolls out of the ring to take a quick breather. Ike, now seeing a good opportunity, walks over to the ropes. Mighty, being the smart one, pulls Ike's legs out from under him, and pulls him out of the ring. He punches Ike a couple of times and then delivers a head-mashing bulldog on the steel steps.]

Richards: HE�S CLIMBING THE ROPES!!!

[Mighty, with all the confidence in the world, jumps off and nails a MOONSAULT!! He pulls Ike back into the ring, and goes for the pin. One, Two, THR........KICKOUT!!]

Collins: HE JUST KICKED OUT!! WHAT A MATCH!!!

[Mighty, still with the momentum, picks Ike up and powerslams him back down. Mighty, now sensing its time to end the match, grabs a steel chair. He then climbs the ropes, and gives the slitting the throat motion. He jumps off, ready to nail Ike with the chair. IKE PUTS HIS FOOT UP!! The chair smashes right into Mighty's face!!]

Collins: This man truly lives up to his name!!!

[Ike, now sensing its time to finish off his foe, climbs the top rope.]

Richards: Uh oh, Ike's signaling for �THE IRON FIST�!!

[Ike, with no fear in his eyes, jumps off the top rope, and punches Mighty as hard as he can.]

[Ike, now knowing its over, locks on �The Grip of Iron�.]

Richards: It�s over, Mighty is fading......
WHAT THE HELL!! HERE COMES THE SHARK!!!!

[Mark "The Shark" Hepler is running down the ramp with a chair in hand.]

Richards: He's got to be coming down to help Ike. But why?

[Mark enters the ring, and swings the chair, aiming for Captain Mighty. But Mighty ducks, causing the chair to nail Ike in the head.]

Richards: OH MY GOD, WHAT A SICKENING CRACK! IKE'S HEAD IS BUSTED OPEN!!

[The referee signals for the bell to be rang as Mark is standing in disbelief. Nevertheless, he helps Ike up, and grabs a mic.]

Hepler: Ike, I'm really sorry man. I didn't mean for that to happen, are you alright?

[He leans over so that Ike can speak.]

Ike [Spitting out blood]: Hepler, you stupid jackass!!! Why did you mess it up, I had the man beat!!!

Hepler: Ike, nobody calls me a jackass and you should know that!

[Mark picks up the chair, and nails Ike again in the head, and strangely helps him to his feet.]

Hepler: Ike, I told you, you got to listen to me. You have been losing too much, and, well, you suck. And I think its time we part ways.
Now before we do, let�s unveil our little surprise.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FORMER AEW, IEW, WWC, WGD, and AWL CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, THE FLYING SCOTSMAN!!!

Collins: The who?????

[The lights go out in the arena.]

Richards: What the Hell is Hepler trying to pull here?

[The lights come back on, and the fans are going nuts. The Scotsman, wearing new black and blue tights, blue kneepads, black boots, and a Hepler 9:11 shirt is standing behind Ike "Iron Man" Mauler. He is carrying with him a "Shark Attack" titanium bat.]

Hepler: Now Ike, here's my surprise to you. Turn Around..........

[Ike turns around, and puts out his hand for the Scotsman to shake. Instead, The Scotsman picks up the bat, and hits Ike in the face, splitting him wide open.]

Richards [Shocked]: OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED HIM! NO!!!!!!!!!!

[Mark signals to the backstage, and once again, the lights go out. The Lord of Darkness begins walking down the ramp, pulling a casket with him. The lights come back on, and Lord is in the ring, with The Scotsman, The Shark, and Ike. Ike is laying bloody and unconscious, with a deep, gory, gash in the side of his head.]

Collins: This is more than even I can handle. What the Hell is this lunatic thinking!?!?!?

[The Lord of Darkness picks up Ike, and drills him with the Death Driver. The Scotsman, not wanting for his return to be useless, picks up Ike again, and perfectly executes the Scottish Breaker, a leaping DDT. Mark Da Shark grabs the mic.]

Hepler: IWF beware, I showed my power here tonight, and if I have to, I will do it again.

[Mark throws down the mic, and calls for The Lord and The Scotsman to place Ike in the casket. Hepler reaches under the ring, and pulls out a lock, a lighter, and some gasoline.]

Richards: NO!!!! GOD NO!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

[The Scotsman locks the casket, and The Lord of Darkness begins to pour gasoline all over it. Mark Da Shark takes the lighter, and !!BOOM!! The arena is deathly silent as the casket burns.]

Collins: OH MY GOD!!!! THEY BURNED HIM ALIVE!!!!!!

[Mark, Lord, and The Scotsman walk backstage and through the curtains. The paramedics arrive, and knock out the fire. They quickly pull the casket backstage.]

Richards: No...... this isn�t happening....... composure Vince..... composure....

Collins: This time, The Shark has gone too far.
We have to cut a commercial break folks.
Iron Man..... our prayers are with you...........

[Commercial Break]

Collins: We're back here LIVE, and this crowd is jacked for the Main Event.
What happened before we went to a commercial break is just shocking, so we want to show the footage again.

[On the Titantron plays the clip of what had just occurred.]

Richards: I can't believe what happened either! Frankly, I'm sick about it. The IWF cannot put up with this any longer, because our viewers should not be subjected to such violence. I have received message though, that Jon Gerke, our president, will be joining us for the next match.

[President Gerke joins the two commentators in the press box as Kelly Williams announces the two competitors.]

Williams: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, now comes the moment you have all been waiting for. It is now time for tonight�s Main Event!!!!!

[Total Pandemonium fills the arena, as Miss Williams is set to reveal the competitors.]

Williams: :Ladies and Gentlemen, the number one contenders for the IWF World Tag Team Titles............. THUNDER AND LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!

[The KLIQ music plays, but only Cindy, Thunder and Lightning's manager appears.]

Collins: HELLO!!!!

[Cindy makes her way down to ringside, carrying a mic. She is wearing a KLIQ "Come Get Some" T-shirt, with two arrows pointing toward her breasts. She holds up the mic.]

Cindy: Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girls, children of all ages, Da KLIQ proudly brings to you, the former, and soon to be tag team Champions of the World......... T and L, Thunder and Lightning!!!!!!!

[Thunder and Lightning head down the ramp, and both are wearing KLIQ T-shirts. Thunder has on red trunks and Lightning has on black ones. Both say �Da KLIQ� on the back of them. Once they enter the ring, Thunder and Lightning take off their shirts, and throw them to some lucky fans.]

Richards: Well welcome Mr. Gerke. It�s a pleasure to have you here with us.

Gerke: It is a pleasure to be here.

Collins [Talking under his breath]: What a suck-up..........

Williams: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 1,000 pounds, the IWF World Tag Team Champions.......... The Rednecks, BUBBA AND JUNIOR!!!!

[The Rednecks make a slow walk down to ringside. They are wearing flannel shirts, wholly jeans, suspenders, fishing hats, and black boots.]

Collins: DAMN!!!! I can smell them all the way up here!!!

[The Rednecks rush into the ring, fighting their opponents immediately. Junior easily throws Lightning out of the ring, while Bubba throws Thunder to the ropes and quickly clotheslines him down.]

Richards: Wow, the Rednecks really want this win badly.

[Bubba, fighting like a man possessed, stomps the life out of Thunder, while Junior looks on attentively. Bubba then picks up Thunder, and delivers a devastating running powerslam. He flies off the ropes, and nails an elbow to Thunder's head. Bubba then tags in his brother, Junior.]

Gerke: Look at the emotion being displayed here as the Tag Titles are at stake.

[Junior enters quickly, so Thunder can't make a tag. He throws Thunder to the ropes, and back body drops him over the ropes. Junior begins to argue with the ref, and Bubba takes quick advantage, slamming Thunder's head into the steel steps.]

Collins: Jeez, these Rednecks are unforgiving!!

[Bubba throws Thunder back in, and Junior begins to work him over with a series of punches to Thunder's face, which is now busted open. There is blood all over the ring floor.]

Gerke: It might get a little bit slick in there! The blood from this match and Iron Man's and Captain Mighty's is now making the ring rather slippery!

Richards: Say Mr. Gerke, what do you make of the actions of Mark Hepler and the rest of The KLIQ??

Gerke: During the commercial break I had the man taken care of, and as we speak he is on his way to jail for attempted murder!!!!!!

Collins: FINALLY!!!! SOMEONE HAS TAKEN ACTION!!!!!

[Back in the ring, Junior goes to the ropes, and is met with a SWINGING NECKBREAK!! Thunder is down, but makes the tag to Lightning. Lightning punches Bubba, and Bubba falls down to the floor. Lightning begins to take his rage out on Junior, nailing him with a suplex, DDT, and a spear.]

Richards: What is the condition of Ike?

Gerke: Well, word is that he is not good. Right now Ike is in critical condition with a concussion and a large number of wounds to the head region. He has also sustained several third-degree burns to the upper body and innumerable broken bones. I don�t know if the man is going to make it.....

Richards: Well, as always our prayers are with this young man as he struggles for his life.

Collins: Yeah, yeah, yeah.... back to the match!

[Lightning continues his assault on the Rednecks, powerbombing Junior in the middle of the ring. ONE, TWO, KICKOUT!!]

Collins: My, that was quite close!

[Lightning, now with his adrenaline pumping, goes to nail Junior with yet another DDT Yet this time, Junior holds Lightning up in the air, and delivers a brainbuster.]

Richards: THAT�S GOT TO BE IT!! ...........ONE, TWO, THRE....... KICKOUT!!

[Lightning, needing to make a tag, hits Junior with a low blow.]

[Lightning makes the tag, and Thunder rushes in, only to be met with a flying clothesline by Bubba. Junior makes the tag then, making Bubba the legal man in. Bubba pounds on Thunder, and throws him into the turnbuckle. But no, Thunder hits the referee.]

Gerke: SCOTTIE WILLIS IS OUT COLD!!!!!

[Bubba taking advantage of a stunned Thunder, piledrivers him in the center of the ring. Junior now enters.]

Collins: They�re going for the �Hoe Down�.

[The Rednecks execute the move to perfection, but there in no referee.]

[The Flying Scotsman then comes running down the ramp with a bat in hand.]

[Bubba, still the legal man in, runs over to the Scotsman...... BAM!!! Bubba is hit upside the skull with the titanium bat.]

Richards: What happened? Bubba is out in the middle of the ring.

[The referee slowly comes to, and Thunder puts his right arm over Bubba. ONE, TWO, THREE!!]

Collins: WE GOT NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!

[Thunder and Lightning takes their belts, and walk slowly up the ramp with The Flying Scotsman. Bubba is laying in the middle of the ring, stunned. Junior is standing there, not believing this could happen.]

Gerke [Getting out of his seat]: Well I�m not going to let this happen!!!

[Mr. Gerke throws down his headset with aggression and storms out of the announcing booth.]

Collins: I got a feeling that he is going to get to the bottom of this right away!!!

Richards: Well Ladies and Gentlemen, what a hellish evening.
We're out of time, but we do have new World Tag Team Champions........ well, for now.
Hope to see you in Britain!!!!! GOOD FIGHT, AND GOOD NIGHT!!!

[End of Telecast]