[As the IWF Theme music blasts out over the PA System, several busy cameras roll in and a catch a marvelous display of fireworks and a dazzling array of sparklers.]

[Next, the cameras pan through the audience, catching a glimpse of a man pointing to his official KLIQ T-shirt and an another holding up four fingers. Many signs can be seen such as �Da KLIQ is 4 Lyfe�, �Don�t dis Da Nigga�, and �Rowdyman is dead�. Then, all cameras focus in on the commentary booth, placed high up in the arena, being occupied by Vincent Richards and James Collins.]

Collins: Welcome folks!!!! Tonight we�re live from Dallas, Texas, and boy do we got a Hell of a show planned for you this evening!!!!!

Richards: ABSOLUTELY!!!!! In some federations, tonight�s event would pass for a Pay-Per-View, but not here in the IWF!!!!! We�re all about quality wrestling, and this evening we�re going to deliver!!!

Collins: That�s right Vince. Tonight there will be THREE Title fights. Count them, THREE!!!!
The Insiders and The Legion of Destruction will go at for the United States Tag Team Championship; Rowdyman will be defending his Television Title against a man with no mercy, Lord of Darkness; and finally, the Main Event for the evening will feature two former friends, Ice Man and The Doctor giving it their all in the United States Championship Match.

Richards: And that�s not all!!!! To start off the telecast, we�re going to deliver with a No Disqualification�s, Barbed Wire, Weapons, that is not intended for anyone with a weak stomach!!!! This one could get gory!!!!

Collins: And after what has been happening in the past few weeks, who knows what to expect tonight!!!!

Richards: We have just received word that Da KLIQ will be coming out to make another important announcement. They should be here any moment...........

[The KLIQ�s music begins to play from out over the loudspeakers.]

[Suddenly, out of nowhere, the Hepler 9:11 truck barrels it's way out from backstage. In the front is The Shark, driving, and Mr. Superstar, riding shotgun. The rest of The KLIQ members are sitting in the back with a cooler filled full of 'Sharkweisers'.]

Collins: This is unbelievable!!!!! Who do they think they are?!?!!?!

[They get off the truck and into the ring. The music stops, and The Shark takes center stage.]

Shark: Dallas, Texas The KLIQ is in the house!!!!!!!!

[The fans in the audience begin to cheer and shout loudly with approval.]

Richards: Listen to that reaction, they love them!!!!

Superstar: All right, lets get down to business
Now you all know that the 4 Horsemen have challenged us to a six man tag match next week, right?

[More applause erupts from the crowd.]

Superstar: Being that I'm the co-leader of this stable, I'm going to be one of the three that is going to take part in this event. I guess you all want to know who the other two will be, huh?
Well, I didn't have to look too far down The KLIQ roster to select the two guys I wanted. But the question is, will they join me in defending The KLIQ in this match?

[Mr. Superstar pauses and looks around at the other members.]

Superstar: I picked the two best athletes in The KLIQ and in the IWF, Hell I'll say they are the best two athletes in the world. Now who did I pick??
Okay, I'll tell you. They are The Shark and Lord of Darkness.
Lord, you're the AWF World Champion, and I know you're going to be the next IWF Television Champ tonight.... you have talent that nobody else can match, what do you say?

Lord: Well, I'm in if Hepler is.

Superstar: Now I know, Shark, that we had our problems over the last few weeks, but you are the best damn wrestler that The IWF has to offer, and arguable the best damn wrestler in the world!!!
When we started The KLIQ together, we wanted a stable to fight, but we were the only thing in The IWF. But now that there is another, lets do what we set out to do, that's rule The IWF and all comers that think that The KLIQ isn't for real. So, what do you say??

Shark: Well, I say that you got yourself two partners.

[All Hell breaks loose, and the atmosphere is nearly deafening.]

Superstar: 4 horsemen, you want a war, YOU GOT A WAR!!!!!!

Lukie: THAT'S RIGHT!!! Tonight belongs to The KLIQ!!!!!!!

[The KLIQ gathers up their members, and they get together in the center of the ring.]

The KLIQ: IWF, 4 Horsemen, the world, COME GET SOME OF THE KLIQ!!!!!!!

[Once more The KLIQ's music blasts over the PA System, and the fans give them a huge standing ovation. One of the IWF stage crew brings the Hepler 9:11 truck back in the arena, and The KLIQ hops in and heads backstage, each with a 'Sharkweiser' in hand.]

Richards: Well, there you have it. Next week, 4 Horsemen and The KLIQ in a three-man tag team match. This should be interesting.

Collins: Hell yeah, Vince!!! But now it�s time for the first bout!!!

Richards: Yeah Jim, a Triple Threat, Barbed Wire, Weapons Match!!!!! What more could you ask for to open up the show!?!?!?
Richards: Alright!!! Lets head down to the ring for the beginning of the match.

PA System: Now making his way to the ring, from the Four Horsemen and IWF Superheavyweight Champion..... THE MUUUUUTANT!!!!!!!!

[The Mutant comes out along with the Doctor. Both are carrying numerous weapons to the ring.]

Collins: What a creation by the Doc. He's the man!!!!!!

[The Mutant waits in the ring while the lights flash on and off for Da Bitch Nigga's entrance.]

PA System: At this time, making his way to the ring, the IWF Cruiserweight Champion.............. DA BITCH NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!

[Master P makes his way down the ramp, while performing his hit single, �Make�em Say Ugh!�. Followed closely behind him, is a mammoth sliver-plated No Limit Tank driven by no other than Da Bitch Nigga himself. He parks it next to the ring and gets out.]

[Da Nigga is wearing No Limit camo shorts and a wife beater. He is also wearing a camouflage Kangol and black steel-tipped boots. Da Nigga has two bats strapped on his back, a fro pick in his hair, and the Cruiserweight Belt is strung over his shoulder.]

[Once the music discontinues, Master P takes the tank back to the backstage, and Da Nigga prepares for his match, but The Mutant attacks Da Nigga and hits him with a clothesline, knocking him into the barbed wired ropes. He then picks him up and executes a guerrilla-press slam.]

Collins: He�s wasting no time!!!!!!!!

PA System: And the third wrestler.... CRRRRRRIMSON DRRRRAGON!!!!!!!!

[Crimson Dragon is driving a fork lift with a dumpster on it and parks at the top of the ramp. He also put a box of "toys" on the ground at ringside for his use.]

[The referee quickly signals for the bell to be rang. The match official begins.]

[The Dragon grabs a wired baseball bat out of the box and hits Mutant over the head. In the meantime, Master P returns with some weapons for Da Bitch Nigga. But uses one for himself as he hits Mutant over the back with a steel chair then lets Nigga tries for a quick pin..... ONE, TWO,.............. KICKOUT!!!!!]

Richards: You�re not going to get him that easy!!!!!!!!

[Da Nigga and Crimson Dragon working together and whip The Mutant into the ropes, cutting his back up. The Dragon then grabs a table and brings it into the ring. With the help of Da Bitch Nigga, they get The Mutant on the top of the table.]

[The Dragon climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, while Da Nigga hold The Mutant on the table. But The Mutant reaches out and grabs Da Nigga, holding him close. The Dragon then jumps and hits both of them with an Arabian butt splash off the top rope.]

Collins: That got to hurt!!!!!

[Both the Doc and Master P come up to the ropes to distract the ref.] [Crimson Dragon goes for the pin on Mutant but no one there to call the count. So he gets up and grabs Da Nigga and throws him out of the ring, and quickly follows outside to search for something in his dumpster. While searching for something special, Da Nigga and Master P begins to bash The Dragon across the spine with two Louisville Sluggers. When they are finished, Crimson Dragon is tossed inside the dumpster.]

[Da Nigga swiftly hurries back to cover The Mutant, but he is greeted by The Doctor with a steel chair to the back of the head, unable to make it inside the ring.]

Richards: What a shot!!!!!

Collins: The Doctor just opened up Da Nigga with that hit!!!!

[The Mutant then gets to his feet and orders The Doctor to back off. He then gets on top of the turnbuckle and performs a devastating Suton bomb right onto the carcass of Da Bitch Nigga. Then, he successfully executes the Constrictor and attempts the cover............ ONE, TWO, THREEEEE!!!!!]

Collins: Looks like Da Nigga is eliminated.

Richards: He just didn't have the stuff he need tonight.

[In the meantime, Crimson Dragon climbs out of the dumpster and nails Master P with a low blow, and knocks him to the concrete with a foreign object. He then hurries back into the ring with a Singapore Cane.]

Richards: What was that?!?!?!?

Collins: I think it was a frying pan!!!!

[Da Bitch Nigga picks up Master P and carries him backstage, with a fat blunt in his mouth as the Paramedics meet them half way up the ramp.]

[Back inside the ring The Doctor and The Mutant are both waiting for The Dragon.]

[Quickly The Dragon drops the cane, and runs at them full-speed and powers them over with a nasty double clothesline. He then picks up the Singapore Cane and takes several wicked whacks at the two Horsemen, leaving them bleeding pretty bad. He then attempts a cover.......... ONE, TWO, THRE........... KICKOUT!!!!!!!!]

Collins: What a way to start off the show!!!!

[Feeling confident, The Dragon picks up The Mutant, but unfortunately, he is greeted by a big boot to the stomach followed by a DDT on to a chair that The Doc left in the ring. Trying a pinfall he only gets a Two Count.]

Collins: Close!!!!

Richards: Close only counts in Horseshoes!!!!!!!

[The Mutant then lifts his opponent to his feet and throws him into the barbed wire. The Doctor with the chair in hand, walks over to The Dragon to deal further damage. But The Dragon reaches in his tights and pulls out a powder bomb, and whips the irritating substance in The Doc�s eyes, blinding him.]

[Only seeing blurry images, The Doctor turns around and attempting to hit Crimson Dragon, nails The Mutant instead.]

[With both men lying on the mat, The Dragon hops outside the ring and pulls out a box from under the ring, and opens it. Inside is a pair of handcuffs. He takes them back inside the ring.]

Collins: What are those for...............?

[Taking his time, The Dragon handcuffs The Mutant to the ropes and stomps away. Then, with furious anger in his eyes, Crimson Dragon strikes down upon The Mutant with his Singapore Cane, shattering it to pieces.]

Richards: OH MY GOD!!!!!! HE�S OUT COLD!!!!!!

[Coming to his friend�s aid, The Doctor gets back up and axehammers The Dragon in the back of the neck and then hits with a deadly reverse DDT. He then heads backstage to find something to cut the wire.]

Collins: Why is he leaving Mutant there like that?!!?!?

[Staggering to his feet, The Dragon crawls across the ring and snatches up the dented steel chair. He then hooks The Mutant�s ankle in it and stomps down hard on it four times.]

Richards: OH I CAN�T WATCH!!!!!!

Collins: Where is The Doctor?!?!?!!

[Just as Collins speaks, The Doc comes racing out from backstage with a pair of wire cutters. From outside the ring he snips The Mutant free.]

Collins: Too bad he can�t walk!!!!!!!

[The Mutant lies there trying to get to his feet, while The Doctor works on Dragon, punching and kicking at him. But The Dragon fights back with frantic right hands to the mid-section. Quickly, he gains the upper-hand and spears The Doc outside the ring.]

Richards: Crimson Dragon is fighting two men!!!!!!! What a warrior!!!

[Slowly, The Mutant scrambles outside the ring, to the front of the ring.]

[The Dragon get up off The Doctor and hurries to the top of the ramp and lowers the lift. Suddenly, the dumpster rolls off, and down the ramp it heads, with no where to go but into The Mutant.]

Collins: He is crushed!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Collins: What a horrifying site!!!!! I bare to watch!!!!!

[The Dragon then, with all his strength, shoves The Mutant back in the ring and goes for the pin.]

Collins: Well, that�s it, fight over.

[As Crimson Dragon covers The Mutant, he notices The Doctor trying to attack him, but doesn�t let anyone know till the last moment possible.]

[With a needle in hand, The Doctor gets in the ring. But with The Dragon�s agility, he turns around and super kicks him right in the forehead.]

Richards: What a devastating kick!!!!!

[As The Doc falls back, the needle flies out of his hand and into the stands, sticking into a cowering fan.]

Collins: Hurry!!!! Get some that fan some medical attention!!!!

[Meanwhile, The Dragon turns around and pins the Mutant........... ONE, TWO, ..........THREE.]

PA System: Here is your winner........ CRRRRRIMSON DRRRAGON!!!

[The Dragon calls for a microphone.]

Dragon: Now 4 Horsemen I beat two of your asses!!! Which is two out of the three men................... So, what do you say, will you let me join???

[The Doctor and The Mutant don't give an answer as the are charted off. The Dragon then heads to the back shaking his head.]

Collins: What a match!!!!! And Dragon wants to join them?!?!?!?

Richards: Someone get that fan some medical help this instant!!!!!!
We�ll be right back with more action right after these messages from our sponsors!!!

[Commercial Break]

Collins: Welcome back viewers to Friday Night Fever!!!
Now it's about time for the US Tag Titles to be handed out!!

Richards: That�s right, Jim. In action right now will be The Legion of Destruction and The Insiders, the team of Happy Lukie and Mr. Superstar. You couldn�t ask for a better matchup!!
Looks like we�re already ready. So let�s head down to the ring where the lovely Kelly Williams is ready to announce the two teams.......

[Inside the Ring]

Williams: Coming to the ring first, weighing in at a combined total of 623 pounds....... THE LEGION OF DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!

[The Legion�s music, �Doomsday�, suddenly blares over the loudspeakers as the make their way down the ramp. Along the path, pyrotechnics and fireworks are beings shot off down the sides of the walkway. They are wearing shoulder pads, and each of their faces is painted with their special designs.]

Collins: These guys look like they�ve come prepared for war!!!

[The lights dim and a spotlight shines on the entrance way as The KLIQ�s theme music begins to play. Fireworks are set off as The Insiders enter into the spotlight.]

Williams: And their opponents, weighting at a combined 970 pounds, representing The KLIQ, and being escorted by Cindy........ THE INSIDERS!!!!!!!!

[Both wearing Da KLIQ "The Insiders" T-shirts. Lukie is wearing red pants and Mr. Superstar is sporting black trunks. They remove their shirts and throw them to a lucky fan.]

[DING, DING, DING!!! The bell sounds and the match is under way.]

[Right away, The Insiders go after the Legion. Quickly, they race at them and each throws a clothesline, knocking both Armageddon and Apocalypse out the ring. The Insiders give each other a high-five and hop outside the ring.]

[Lukie begins to work on Armageddon. In control, he whips his foe into the steel guard rail and follows up with a Russian leg drop to the concrete.]

[The other battle is more evenly matched. Superstar and Apocalypse stand their ground and exchange blows, each hoping the other will give in. Apocalypse gains the upper-hand and nails Superstar to the ground. He grabs him by the hair and tosses him back into the battlezone.]

Richards: Looks like Mr. Superstar and Apocalypse will be starting things off here.

[Superstar gets to his feet quickly and kicks Apocalypse as he is entering the ring. Wasting no time, he takes his opponent and flings him into the ropes, and delivers a spinning heel kick to the forehead of Apocalypse. He attempts the pin...... ONE, TWO, T..... KICKOUT!!!!!]

[Meanwhile outside the ring, Lukie delivers a power bomb and then heads to his corner.]

Collins: WOW!!!! What power this man has!!!!

[Mr. Superstar then makes the tag. Lukie comes in and delivers a few hits to the abdominal region, and then picks up Apocalypse for a suplex, but comes down into a wicked brainbuster. He then hooks on a arm bar, hoping to give his adversary some added pain. But Apocalypse gets to the ropes.]

Referee Willis: ONE......... TWO.... THREE..... FOUR.......

[Lukie is forced to release the hold. Happy Lukie begins to drag him over for a tag but Apocalypse fights to his feet, and nails the Happy One with a series of furious punches.]

[Taking advantage of the situation, Apocalypse tosses Lukie into the Legion�s corner, and tags in the semi-fresh Armageddon who just got up off the floor.]

Richards: These two men have a lot of fight left in them!!!

[Armageddon begins to attack Lukie with a nasty combination of kicks and punches, but Lukie is a whole lot fresher. He fends of the onslaught of blows, and executes a vertical suplex and tags in his teammate.]

[Superstar lets up his guard, and is quickly greeted with a leg sweep by the fallen Armageddon. Now with a spurt of energy, Armageddon, boots him twice and then delivers a powerful choke slam, knocking the wind out of his rival. He then tries for the cover..... ONE....... TWO............ KICKOUT!!!!.]

Collins: Almost a three-count!!!

[Sensing his opportunity, Armageddon lifts up Mr. Superstar and attempts the Doomsday. But Superstar back pedals and shoves his way off the weaken man. Swiftly, he bounces off the ropes and spears Armageddon in the back. He makes the tag and Lukie heads to the top rope.]

Richards: Where is the big man going?!?!!?!

[Superstar grabs Armageddon and drags him to the same side corner. He then signals for the Insider's Edge.]

Richards: OH NO!!!! IT�S THE EDGE!!!!

[Mr. Superstar puts him up and down to the mat with the Edge. Then Luke jumps of the top rope and performs the Insiders (Happy) Splash.]

[Superstar fights off Armageddon�s teammate as Lukie attempts the pin........ ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!]

PA System: Here are your winners, and IWF United States Tag Team Champions......... THE INSIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!

[The referee receives the golden belts and hands them to their rightful owners, The Insiders. Mr. Superstar and Happy Lukie triumphantly hold their belts so that the entire audience and viewing public can see what they have won. The two of them then call for a microphone to make another announcement.]

Superstar: Armageddon has been to the EDGE, AND HE�S NOT COMING BACK!!!!

Lukie: I�ve told you once, and I�ll tell you again....... The KLIQ runs the show!!!
And now we�ve got two more belts to prove it!!! So COME GET SOME!!!!

[The Insiders toss the microphones aside, and proudly make their way backstage to share their earnings with the rest of The KLIQ.]

Richards: Well, I�m really impressed with the show that The Insiders just displayed. They�re going to make a great pair a formidable champions.

Collins: Whatever......... At least one tag team of The KLIQ get can the job done!!!

Richards: Anyway, it�s already time for our next match!!! This fight features the likes of the fired-up Matt �The Truck� Foley and the fiercely competitive Fonz. Here they come now!!!!

["Come With Me" by Puff Daddy, blasts over the speakers as a spectacular display of white lasers are shooting around everywhere. On the Titantron there is an image of a mean-looking white bulldog. Matt storms down the ramp, furious with vengeance and filled with hatred.]

[While in the ring, he patiently he awaits his challenger.]

Collins: What an ovation for one of the fan favorites!!!

[Abruptly, �No Shelter� by Rage Against the Machine begins to blare across the PA System as smoke and laser lights fill the arena. But there is no sign of The Fonz.]

Richards: Where is The Fonz? Doesn�t he know that he has a match tonight?

Collins: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW!?!?!?

[Approximately a half a minute goes by, and there is not a sign of The Fonz.]

[Then, somewhat suddenly, The President�s voice is heard over the PA System.]

Mr. Gerke: Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. I am here to notify you that The Fonz will be unable to compete tonight due to an accident that he has sustained earlier this week. It was said that it is motorcycle related, and it was also said that no real severe injuries did occur as a result of this hazard. He should be ready to go as early as next week, if that is possible. Thank you, and enjoy the rest of the show.

[Grim disapprove and obscene hand gestures fill the coliseum with disgust.]

Collins: That Fonz, what a nut!!!

Richards: I agree with you One-hundred percent!!!
After this short commercial break we�ll have for you, the IWF Television Title Bout!!! Don�t move a muscle, this is one that you won�t want to miss!!!

[Commercial Break]

Richards: Hello! And welcome once again to IWF Friday Night Fever!!!

Collins: I can�t wait to see this next match!!!!
Lord of Darkness has been training like crazy for this title shot!!!! He is said to be in the best shape of his career!!!!

Richards: That�s exactly want I�ve heard also. We�ll just see how he performs in actually combat!!!! Here come the combatants now!!!!!!!!!

["Blind", Rowdyman's theme song, blares over the PA system as lightning strikes the stage. Rowdyman slowly walks down the ramp and into the ring, holding his Television Title high in the air with tremendous arrogance.]

Richards: Going into a match all cocky and audacious is not a way to approach the Lord of Darkness. He�ll step all over you!!!

[The lights go out, and The Lord of Darkness�s theme music begins to play over the PA system. As he paces down the entranceway, several fans in the audience hold up their lighters to pay their respects. Once he finally makes his way to the ring, the lights flash back on, and intolerable blazing flames shoot out from the each of the four turnbuckles.]

[DING, DING, DING!!!! The match commences.]

[Rowdyman is the first to attack. Quickly, he delivers a series of right and left combinations that leave the Lord hunched over. Rowdyman then grabs his foe and Russian leg sweeps him to the canvas. Then he turns his back to mock the Lord of Darkness. The fans show their distaste.]

Collins: Look at Rowdyman go! I shouldn�t have doubted him for an instant!!

Richards: Rowdyman better turn around, the Lord isn�t going to stay down that easily.

[Almost immediately, the Lord of Darkness gets to his feet and shakes off the attack. He turns around Rowdyman and delivers a seriously damaging European uppercut to the jaw. Full of anger and resentment, the Lord whips his rival into the ropes and nails him with a pretty nasty drop kick. He lets Rowdyman get back up to his feet.]

Collins: WELL! WHY DIDN�T HE ATTEMPT THE COVER!?!?!?

[Rowdyman charges at the Lord and knocks him over with a flying shoulder block. He gets back up swiftly and they go into a tie-up.]

[Lord, with his overpowering strength, lifts Rowdyman up and powerbombs him with all his might to the mat, nearly knocking him unconscious.]

Richards: WHAT POWER!!!!! I think Rowdyman is out cold!!!!

[The Lord of Darkness picks up the dazed Rowdyman and tosses him into the ropes. Once he comes back, the Lord sticks out his hand and sets him up for a chokeslam.]

Collins: ROWDYMAN IS GOING TO GO FOR THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE!!!!!!!.............OOOHHH!!!!!

[With the match in hand, the Lord of Darkness once more picks up his adversary and executes his signature move, �The Death Driver�, and follows up with a cover...... ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!!!!!!]

PA System: Here is your winner, and the new IWF Television Champion......... THE LORD OF DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Lord excepts the belt from the referee and heads back to the locker room like a man.]

Collins: That match was over before it ever began!!! Rowdyman should have stayed home today.

Richards: Don�t go anywhere, because when we return we�re going to have the United States Title on the line!!!!! You don�t want to miss this match!!!!!

[Commercial Break] Collins: Welcome back viewers!!!
Now is the moment that you all have been waiting for, tonight�s Main Event! So, lets head to the ring where the IWF President is ready to announce the two competitors..........

[Inside the Ring]

Mr. Gerke: Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls children of all ages, now comes the moment you have all been waiting for. It is now time for tonight�s Main Event!!!!!

[Total Pandemonium fills the arena, as Mr. Gerke is set to reveal the competitors.]

Mr. Gerke: These two were at one time the best of friends, now they are the worst of enemies. One is a hard core legend and the other is a young and talented superstar. Tonight, for the first time ever, they will be competing against each other. Tonight one of these men will go home the IWF United States Champion!!!!

[Another loud uproar is let loose.]

Mr. Gerke: Now making his way to the ring is the challenger. He hails from the New York, New York, and is the man in charge of the 4 Horsemen. This legend is an unpredictable madman who enjoys inflicted severe pain on his foes...... He is THE DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!

[As �Like a Surgeon� blares throughout the arena, the fans erupt with boos and cries. While The Doctor walks down the aisle a disrespectful fan hits him with a coke can. He simply shrugs it off and continues his march to the ring. Once inside, he calls for a microphone.]

The Doctor: If you fans came here to see an excellent match, you should have stayed at home. Because all along Iceman and myself have always been in cahoots!! So once again you�ve all been play for fools!!! SUCKERS!!!

[Throughout the arena the fans boo will resounding disapproval. The Doctor simply lets out a hideous laugh, and continues to cackle as Ice Man�s name is announced.]

Mr. Gerke: And now making his way to the ring....... He is the reigning and defending IWF United States title holder and is hailing from Mertile Beach, South Carolina. This man was recently kicked out of the BoC, and now seeks alliance with those who turned against him......... He is ICE MAN!!!!

["The Glacier", Iceman's theme song, sounds over the PA system. There are dark blue lights flashing around, and mist is rising up from the entrance of the isle. As he walks to the ring, the crowd responds by cheering like crazy, and chanting �Ice, Ice, Ice, Ice........�.]

Collins: Don�t tell me The Doc's throwing an opportunity like this!?!?!?!

[The bell sounds and the �match� begins.]

Richards: Well, you just never know with the madman. He�s fooled us once, and he�s fooled us twice. Who knows what he�s capable of!!!!

[To start off the fight, The Doc takes a few phony punches at Ice Man, sending him staggering backwards just a bit.]

[Ice Man then returns with a couple of false blows, nailing The Doc in the face.]

[Then The Doctor walks to the center of the mat and lays down. He then motions for Ice Man to make the cover.]

Collins: DOC!!!! I knew you were psycho, but come on!!!!!!

Richards: This is an embarrassment to the IWF!!!!

[The crowd begins to cheer like mad. As Ice Man attempts the cover.]

[Ice Man crawls on top of The Doctor and hooks the leg for the pin. The referee counts the ONE, TWO, THR....... At the last possible second, The Doctor flips Ice Man over in a cradle. The referee reverses his possible and calls the ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!!]

PA System: Here is your winner, and the new IWF United States Champion......... THE DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!

Collins: OH MY GOD!!!!! THE DOC�S A GENIUS!!!!!!

Richards: Once again, Ice Man was outsmarted by The Doctor.

[Ice Man stands in the ring in disbelief. He cannot believe The Doctor would actually double-cross him AGAIN.]

The Doctor [Laughing]: Well Ice Man, I got to hand it to you, you are the dumbest guy in the IWF!!! You not only fell for my tricks once, BUT TWICE!! Come on, how dumb are you!?!?!?

[Ice Man, with fire in his eyes, spears The Doctor to the mat, and begins to brutally attack the man with malicious intent.]

Collins: Looks like Ice Man�s getting a bit of revenge!!!

[Then, from backstage Randy �The Rattlesnake� suddenly makes an appearance, racing down the ramp and into the mat. He quickly pries Ice Man off of The Doc, and calls for a microphone.]

Randy: Ice Man, I want to beat him just as bad as you do, but now it not the time, nor the place. What do you say, you and me, against The Doctor and a man of his choice?

[Randy turns Ice Man so that his back is facing the entranceway. The Doctor then signals for The Mutant and Onslaught to come out.]

Ice Man: I�m in!!

Randy: Good, but I�m not I�d be lying if I told you that it would actually happen!!

[With the help of Randy, The Mutant, and Onslaught, The Doctor once again gives Ice Man the beat down of his life. Then, Randy rips off his black T-shirt to reveal a 4 Horsemen shirt.]

Randy [Laughing]: It doesn�t look like tonight was your night, Ice Man!!!

Collins: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? I CAN�T BELIEVE IT!!! THIS IS GREAT!!!

The Doctor: Remember when I told you all that there would be a fourth member? Well here he is!!!!! THE RATTLESNAKE!!!!!!!

Richards: The Doctor may not be the toughest son of a bitch in the IWF, but he certainly is the smartest!!!

[After the 4 Horsemen leave their mark, they head back to the locker room, all holding up the four fingers, and The Doctor holding up his newly acquired belt. The IWF doctors and trainers quickly head over to Ice Man to check on his condition.]

Collins: Man......... Man.......... I....... I jus... I just don�t know what to say....

Richards: Well, it looks as though our time here is just about up. So, on behalf of my stunned partner, James Collins, I�m Vince Richards, wishing you all: GOOD FIGHT AND GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!

[End of Telecast]