[As the IWF Theme Song begins to blast throughout the jam packed arena, the cameras roll in, and a display of fireworks shoot off. Several cameras pan through the audience, and one obtains a close-up of a kid pointing to his official IWF T-shirt. Some signs are also picked up; "Who are the Crystal Marines?!?!", "Conehead, What a joke!!!", "The IWF Cursed the King!!!", & "Rowdyman is Da Man!!!". The cameras then zoom in onto the commentary booth at ringside, being occupied by Vince Richards and Jim Collins who are both ready to start off the show.]

Richards: Good evening everyone and welcome to the IWF Friday Night Fever!!!!! I'm Vince Richards along with my the man to my left, Jim Collins.....

Collins: Once again we have a sold out crowd here tonight, and what a show we have planned for all our viewers. Why don�t you tell them about it Vince

Richards: Tonight you will witness several matches in which Number One Contenders will be named. But they are just set-up to our HUGE Main Event. Because tonight, Happy Lukie, of The KLIQ, will put his IWF Superheavyweight Title on the line against his rival from the BoC, The Mutant.

Collins: Yes indeed Vince, this match is Pay-Per-View material, but we�re so lucky, we�re going to see it tonight!!! Several special stipulations have been made by these two competitors. They are: No Disqualification, pinfalls will count anywhere, and there will be no interference�s by either stable.

Richards: Well, we now head inside the ring where Kelly Williams is set to announce our first match.

[Inside the Ring]

Williams: Ladies and Gentlemen this first match is scheduled for one-fall with a twenty minute time limit.
Introducing first, weighing in at 250 pounds, representing the Crystal Marines, here is DARK WIZARD!!!

[The audience claps and cheers in response.]

[Gradually the lights in the arena start to go off and several strobe lights along the entrance come on flashing blue light. On the Titantron, the words �Crystals Marines� can be seen wildly flashing, as shots of Dark Wizard and his other comrades are shown. Soon afterward, The Dark Wizard�s music can be heard over the PA System. He then slowly strolls down the ramp to the ring. He is wearing a brand new outfit consisting off a pair of baggie pants, and a mask that covers his entire head with lighting bolts on the sides.]

Collins: Look at the new outfit Dark Wizard is wearing. Very classy.

[When he finally enters the ring, several lighting bolts strike down upon all four ring posts, and then his music discontinues.]

Williams: Now entering the arena, weighing in at exactly 300 pounds, he is THE DARKNESS!!!

["Unforgiven", by Metallica, blasts over the loudspeakers as crowd waits in silence. Soon the music stops, but The Darkness is still nowhere to be seen.]

Williams [In the ring with Dark Wizard]: Here is The Darkness.

[Still nothing.]

Collins: Where the Hell is the coward!?!?!?

[Then all of a sudden, the lights go out and on the Titantron there is a movie of a massive slaughter of people followed by a huge explosion that terrorizes the entire attendance. Then Mario makes is appearance, followed by his wrestler, Onslaught carrying the two AWF Tag Team Championship Belts.]

Richards: OH NO!!! IT�S ONSLAUGHT!!! WHO REQUESTED HIM TO COME OUT HERE!?!??!?

Mr. Miglionico [With mic in hand]: Well, well, well. I guess you�re all wondering what happened to The Darkness. Well, why don�t you show them son, what happened to The Darkness by demonstrating on these two pathetic souls standing in the ring before us.

[Onslaught then walks towards the ring with a demonic look on his face. He enters the ring, and walks in the direction of Kelly Williams. But Dark Wizard runs into the big man and attempts to stop him.]

[Onslaught, showing no mercy picks up Dark Wizard and delivers a devastating Double German Suplex. He then proceeds to walk over to the cowering Kelly Williams in the corner of the ring.]

Mr. Miglionico: FINISH HER!!!

[At this moment, the lighting dims down, and a figure appears at the entranceway with a microphone firmly planted in his right hand.]

Figure: Mario, enough is enough!!! This chaos that you have Onslaught creating has got to stop. The two of you have gone too far. I am what you want!!!! ONSLAUGHT!!! OVER HERE YOU STUPID BASTARD!!! LET HER GO.

[The �Mystery Man� then runs down the ramp headed for Mario. Onslaught then immediately jumps out of the ring and the two of them begin to go at it. Inside the ring Dark Wizard crawls over to Miss Williams to see if she is alright.]

[Soon the rest of the Crystal Marines come down to their friend�s aid followed by several of the BoC members. A gigantic brawl then breaks loose, with fists and bodies flying everywhere.]

Collins: OH YES!!! WHAT A WAY TO START OFF THE SHOW!!!!

Richards: Quickly, head to a commercial!!! We�ll be right back!!!

[Commercial Break]

Richards: Hello there, and welcome back to the action! Now that we have that mess cleaned up, it�s time for our second event of the evening.

Collins: This match features two brand new tag teams to the IWF, The Rednecks and The Bombers. The winners will face The Crag Brothers next week on Fever to determine the Number Contenders for Thunder and Lightning�s belts.

Richards: Here come they come!!!

[As "Double J�s Theme" begins to play over the PA system, The Rednecks make their entrance. Bubba and Junior are each drinking beers and they as they make their way down to the ring they start yelling and screaming at the fans that are booing them.]

[When The Rednecks get to the ring, they finish off the beers, and chuck them over their shoulders into the stands.]

Collins: Hey Vince, relatives of yours???

[Vince just gives Jim a dirty look.]

[�Suicidal Dream�, The Bombers� Theme, begins to play over the PA System as a brilliant show of pyrotechnics is taking place. Stone and Hammer then begin to slowly walk down to ringside with their manager Alexis Diamond. They are wearing hard hats and their usual ring attire.]

Richards: The Bombers look as though they are taking this match a little too seriously. While on the other hand, The Rednecks are taking the match all laid back. I guess we�ll just have to wait and see who�s strategy works best.

[The bell sounds and it is Bubba and Stone to start the match.]

Collins: HERE WE GO!!!

[Both men begin to size each other up they quickly go into a lock-up position. Bubba, using his size to his advantage, picks up Stone and slams him down on the mat. This is followed up by a huge elbow drop and a hasty cover. ONE, TWO.... KICKOUT!!!]

Collins: WOW!!! Look at the power of this big man!!!

[Using his quickness, Stone hops to his feet while Bubba is still trying to get up. He delivers a serious of kicks to the stomach until Bubba falls flat on his face. Stone then tags in Hammer. Hammer wastes no time in climbs the ropes. He then executes a Suton Bomb off the top rope and goes for the easy win.... ONE, TWO, TH....... The big man kicks out sending his opponent flying off his large body.]

Richards: The Bombers, looking to gain an easy win, can�t deliver.

[Both men get up and Bubba tags in Junior. Hammer begins to grapple with his opponent, but he soon over-powered. Junior with the momentum shoves Hammer into The Rednecks corner and Bubba holds him back while Junior builds up speed..... BIG SPLASH!!!!!!!]

Collins: OH!!! HE�S GOING TO FEEL THAT ONE TOMORROW!!! This is what Vince likes to call a �Good Ol� Fashion Slobberknocker�.

[Hammer now in serious trouble walks toward his corner, but he is greeted by a nasty clothesline by Junior knocking him to the mat........ ONE, TWO, THR..... KICKOUT!!!]

[Alexis Diamond sensing that her wrestlers are in some trouble, starts to terrorize the big man in the ring. While they are arguing, Hammer makes it back to his feet and tags in Stone.]

[Not wasting any time, Stone goes right after Junior and starts to pummel him with a series of rights and lefts attempting to wear down his rival. With the momentum, Stone whips Junior in the ropes and follows it up with a wicked sidewalk slam......... ONE, TWO, THR........ KICKOUT!!!]

Richards: If The Bombers are going to win, they�re going to have to use their speed and quickness to their advantage.

[Stone gets up and scales the ropes. He launches himself off and attempts a flying leg drop, but Junior somehow manages to get out of harm�s way. Junior makes the tag, sending in Bubba.]

[Bubba, using the ropes as a spring board, splashes down on the winded Stone. At this particular moment, Bubba ascends to the second rope and delivers a big elbow right into the sternum of Stone. Bubba then tags in Junior and he sets up Stone in the middle of the ring in preparation for their finisher.]

Collins: Well, it looks as though this ones over.

[With Stone out of the picture, The Rednecks perform �The Hoe Down�, and Junior goes for the cover.... ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!!!]

PA System: Here are your winners, The Rednecks!!!!!

[Booing and catcalls abruptly erupt from the spectators showing their disapproval as The Rednecks walk backstage.....But from out of nowhere, Randy The Rattlesnake strikes them from behind with a baseball bat, getting revenge for his brothers.]

Collins: Well, sometimes you just have to pay the price for a victory, and that is exactly what is happening to The Rednecks. But we will see them next week, against The Crag Brothers for the chance to fight Thunder and Lightning for the Tag Titles.

Richards: Yes we will Jim. But now we have Rowdyman and The Fonz in what should be an interesting and exciting match. Here they come now.....

[Quickly, �No Shelter� by Rage Against the Machine begins to blare across the PA System as The Fonz makes his entrance on his classic Harley Davidson Motorcycle. As he rides to the ring, smoke and laser lights fill the arena.]

[The Fonz�s theme music ceases and his opponent, makes his entrance.]

["Blind" by Korn, Rowdyman's theme song, blares over the PA system. Lightning strikes the stage, and Rowdyman slowly walks down the ramp and into the ring, not taking his eyes off The Fonz for a second.]

[DING, DING, DING. The match begins.]

[Rowdyman and The Fonz slowly begin to circle around the ring. Then, almost all of a sudden, the two of them stop in the middle of the ring, and just stand there staring at one another. As this point in the match, they walk towards each other and they tare off their shirts, and underneath Rowdyman and The Fonz are both wearing �Wife Beaters� that have the words �The Fonz and Rowdyman� on them.]

Collins: What the Hell??? What is going on here???

[Rowdyman then puts up his hand so that The Fonz could give him a high-five. But when The Fonz tries to, Rowdyman turns on him and kicks him violently in the family jewels, and takes him to the nearest turnbuckle.]

Richards: I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW HE COULDN�T BE TRUSTED!!!

[Rowdyman then proceeds to deliver a powerbomb off the top rope, smashing The Fonz�s head brutally against the mat.]

[Rowdyman attempts the pin.... ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!]

Collins: Well, let�s see what Rowdyman has to say...

Rowdyman [With mic in hand]: Yo listen up. This little queer right here, the shnoz, wanted me to help him win some matches, and I told him, yeah sure, what the Hell. Well recently, I thought about it, and I said to myself, he doesn't need me, so why help him. So anyway, I don't need anyone with me, to train me or help me, so KLIQ, I have just two words for ya�ll, �SUCK IT!!!!�. And as for you Wong Chi,
[He looks at his manager in the ring]
you can just kiss my hairy, white ass!!!!

[Rowdyman drops the microphone and heads towards Wong Chi. He then gives his manager a wicked pile-driver that knocks him out cold. He picks up the mic.]

Rowdyman [Walking backstage]: FOR NOW ON!!!! I�M ALL ALONE!!!!

Richards: WOW!!! That�s some shocking material right there.
But don�t you go anywhere!!! Because we�ll be right back after this short commercial break!!!!

[Commercial Break]

Collins: Well Vince, this next match promises to be a high-flying, extremely skilled matchup. This gets away from the customary, old ass whoopings I like, but I�m sure that it won�t be a fraction of a bit dull.

[Flash Freak�s theme sounds off and he races to the ring, executing a front flip into the ring off a springboard setup by the IWF stage crew. When in the ring, he wildly whips his fists in the air while he screams and shouts trying to get the intensity of the crowd in his favor.]

Richards: If anyone is ever going to strip the Dragon of his belt, this is going to be the man to do it. But first he�ll have to get past he initial opponent.

[Quickly, the theme for Conehead begins to blare over the PA System as fireworks and explosives are set off all around the arena entrance.]

[The explosives and fireworks discontinue and Flash Freak begins to look around, wondering where his opponent could be. Then, out of nowhere, Conehead pops up from under the ring and sneak attacks Flash Freak from the back. DING, DING, DING!!! The match begins.]

[Conehead begins by delivering rights and lefts to the cowering body of Flash Freak. Freak is then lifted up and is tossed against the ropes where Conehead catches him with a devastating running clothesline.]

[Conehead goes right for the pin. ONE, TWO, ..... KICKOUT!!! Conehead then walks around the ring yelling and taunting at the fans while Flash Freak gets to his feet.]

Collins: This looks like its gonna be a match of Freak versus freak. HAHAHA!!!

[Flash Freak then proceeds to turn around the unsuspecting Conehead, pick him up, and then powerslam him hard into the mat. But Conehead showing his endurance and agility briskly bounces back upright.]

Richards: It�s going to take a lot more than that to put out this man.

Collins: You�re absolutely right Vince. I mean, how do you think that his head got to where it is the shape it is today??? FROM TAKING PUNISHMENT LIKE THAT!!!

[The two men then, almost immediately, go into a lock-up. Flash Freak manages to get the upperhand hand and he shoves Conehead back into his corner. Freak then starts off with a furious barrage of body blows to the mid-section of Conehead, leaving him brutally winded. Then after throwing his opponent viciously into the ropes, Flash Freak, using his speed and dexterity executes a wicked Frankenstiner. For the pin....... ONE, TWO, THR...... Conehead somehow manages to get up from that devastating power move.]

Richards: WOW!!! What an impressive series of moves by Flash Freak!!! He is now in complete control of this match.

[Freak, attempting to provide some added pain to Conehead, climbs up to the top rope and executes a wicked 540 splash off the top rope into a perfect cover position........ ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!]

Announcer: Here is your winner!!! FLASH FREAK!!!!

Collins: Where did he pull that one out of??? I never saw it coming, and I don�t think Conehead did either.
Looks like Flash Freak is now once again the Number One Contender for Crimson Dragon�s Cruiserweight Belt.

[Flash Freak, before he leaves, helps up Conehead and raises his arm in the air. They then ask one of the stage crew members for a microphone.]

Richards: It looks like Flash Freak has something to say.......

Flash Freak: Well, before we leave, we just would like to announce a few things. First of all, me and my man Conehead here would just like you all to know that you�re looking at the next Tag Team Champs. Yeah, that�s right Tag Champs..... Tell �em Conehead.

Conehead: That�s correct Freak, me and you Tag Champs.... and coming up at Summer Showdown, I�ll make sure that I�m in your corner when you take on the Crimson Pansy. Cause that belt so rightfully belongs to one of us, and you�re going to be the one to get it!!!
Later!!!!!!

[Flash Freak and Conehead then head backstage with a huge ovation from the fans.]

Collins: Well, there you have it. Flash Freak and Conehead, new Tag Team Champions..... okay.....

Richards: Our next match does have promise to be one of the most exciting matches on tonight's card. This is the setup match for this evening�s Main Event, which features The Mutant versus Happy Lukie.

[Like a Surgeon comes over the PA system and then the Doctor walks down the ramp to the ring laughing very loud and hideously, and he is carrying a chair.]

[The Doctor gets in the ring and places the chair down and sits in it. Then Pearl River Rip screams over the PA System and the Iron Man begins to run to the ring.]

[The Doctor quickly gets up, grabs the chair, and tosses it out of the ring. He then throws a quick punch to the jaw of Iron Man stopping him quickly in his tracks. DING, DING, DING!!! The match begins. Both men lock up.]

Collins: It looks like The Doctor�s got the first attack.

[The Doctor whips Iron Man into the ropes and clotheslines him down to the mat, then follows up with up with kicks to the head and stomach.]

[The Doctor gets in the face of Iron Man and begins to laugh at his lifeless body. He then picks him up bounces him off the ropes and attempts a swinging neck breaker, but Iron Man reverses it into a suplex. Both men lie life less on the mat, but Iron Man is the first to get up.]

[He grabs The Doctor by the hair and lifts him to his feet. He then proceeds to bodyslam him back to the mat. He goes for the pin, ONE, TWO.............KICKOUT!!!!!]

Richards: These two Superstars have really come to fight!!!

[Both men get up and start to pummel each other with rights and lefts. Soon afterward, the Doctor kicks Iron Man in the gut and then follows up with a DDT. The Doc goes for a quick pin. ONE, TWO, ........KICKOUT!!! In shock to see Iron Man kick out, The Doctor hoist him up and scoop slams him to the mat then bounces off the ropes and throws a big elbow drop right to the heart of Iron Man.]

[With the momentum in his favor, The Doc lifts up Iron Man, throws him into the ropes, and clotheslines him down, and straps on the Boston Crab.]

[But Iron Man is dragging himself to the ropes, he is getting closer......]

Richards: FIGHT IT IRON MAN!!!!

Collins: Come on Doc!!!! More pressure!!!!

[And he got it!!!! The referee forces the Doctor break the hold.]

The Doctor: HEY REF, LOOK, HERE COMES ONSLAUGHT!!!!

[The ref looks over to the ramp to see nothing, meanwhile the Doctor throws a low blow. Iron Man hits the mat, hard. The Doctor tries to pick up Iron Man over shoulders, but he loses his grip and they fall backwards toward the middle of the ring, crushing Iron Man between The Doctor and the mat.]

Richards: WHAT A CHEAP SHOT!!!

[He hoists him back up again and delivers a wicked vertical suplex. For the win......ONE, TWO, THR..... KICKOUT!!!!]

[The Doctor, resorting to his last resources, straps on a sleeper hold. But Iron Man is starting to get strength from the crowd and begins to get up. He is on one knee, he is slowly getting up.....]

Collins: No way........ What the hell is this guy on???

[Iron Man now on his feet, elbows The Doctor in the gut, forcing him to break the hold. Then bounces off the ropes and delivers a bulldog head lock slam. He starts jumping up and down and the crowd goes wild.]

[Iron Man grabs The Doc by the hair, throws him into the corner, and flips him, tangling him in the ropes. Iron Man, sensing the momentum in his favor, runs full speed at his opponent and throws a huge knee to the face of The Doctor.]

Richards: OUCH! That looked painful!

[The Doctor untangles himself and gets to his feet slowly. Meanwhile Iron Man is in the other corner waiting till The Doc gets to his feet. Iron Man then sprints at him trying to deliver a spear but The Doc sidesteps, and he hits the ring post shattering his right shoulder. He is now the mat screaming at the top of his lungs.]

Collins: THAT�S IT!!! Finish the match now Doc!!!!

[The Doctor, with victory in his sights, picks Iron Man up and powerslams him down on his bad shoulder. Then he signals for the operation and delivers it. Iron Man has no choice, but to tap out.]

PA System: The winner of this match, The Doctor!!!!!!

[The Doctor slowly trots backstage laughing hideously, and uttering some nonsense that is not comprehendible.]

Richards: Wow, what a match. But folks, I�ve got to believe that the next match might be bigger. The IWF SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT TITLE IS ON THE LINE WHEN WE RETURN!!!! DON�T MOVE A MUSCLE!!!

[Commercial Break] Collins: Welcome back viewers! Now is the moment that you all have been waiting for, tonight�s Main Event! So, lets head to the ring where the magnificent Miss Kelly Williams is ready to announce the two competitors..........

Williams: Ladies and Gentleman now for the Main Event for this evening.
This event pits BoC member against KLIQ member in a special �No Disqualification�s, Pinfalls counting anywhere� match for the IWF Superheavyweight Title.

[Total disorder and Pandemonium fill the arena as Kelly Williams is ready to announce the challenger and the defender.]

Richards: Jim, just listen to these fans, they�re unbelievable!!!!

Williams: Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 533 pounds, the challenger and BoC member, THE MUUUUUUUUUTANT!!!!

["The Twilight Zone" theme song blasts over the loudspeakers and The Mutant appears. He walks slowly down the ramp, growing every few seconds. Right before he enters the ring, he pounds his chest, trying to draw the energy from the crowd. He then enters the ring.]

Collins: Look at The Mutant!!! He�s got all sorts of fun toys. Bats.... garbage cans.... wait a minute.... what does he have in that bag????

Williams: Now entering the arena, the reigning IWF Superheavyweight Champion...... HAPPY LUKIE!!!!!!!

[As The KLIQ's Theme begins to play, Happy Lukie makes his entrance. Lukie is wearing his customary ring attire, and like The Mutant, he is also carrying a bat.]

Collins: Tonight, The BoC is as good as GOLD!!! If you know what I mean Vincent.

Richards: We�ll just see about that one. That Lukie is one tough customer!!!

[Happy Faces appear all over the arena and the crowd goes absolutely wild. Miss Williams steps out of the ring and the match begins.]

[For about the first thirty seconds both men just stare at each other, trying to psyche the other one out. Then, suddenly, The Mutant lunges at Lukie. He begins to throw left right combinations. Lukie absorbs a few but then blocks one and delivers a big right hand of his own which staggers The Mutant quite a bit.]

[Both men, with their objects scattered throughout the ring, now go and grab for a weapon. Lukie reaches his bat first. He rolls over and cracks The Mutant across the shoulder area. The Mutant goes down hard holding himself in pain.]

Collins: Hey Ref!!!! Disqualify him!!!

Richards [Interrupting]: This is a �No DQ Match�, he can do whatever he chooses.

Collins: That�s right... I�ll remember that...

[After Lukie strikes The Mutant, crowd goes berserk, and Lukie turns and mocks his opponent. When he moves back around, The Mutant gives him a tremendous low blow, leaving Lukie cringing in pain.]

Collins: YEAH!!! THAT�S THE WAY!!!

[While Lukie is still in pain, The Mutant slaps on an ankle lock. Happy, feeling the pain, shouts in anguish, but doesn�t give up. Lukie slides his leg around and kicks The Mutant square in the forehead. The Mutant releases the hold and slithers out of the ring holding his head in discomfort.]

[Lukie using the ropes as a springboard jumps down upon The Mutant. HE CONNECTS!! But his face hits off the steel guard rail.]

Richards: OH!!! Lukie paid for that one!!!

[As Happy Lukie staggers up the fans nearby pat him on the back. The Mutant tries to whip Lukie into the rail again, but Lukie reverses it, and it is The Mutant instead the meets the steel.]

[Now both men are hurting badly. The Mutant slowly backs up with his opponent following closely behind.]

Richards: OH MY GOD!!! THEY�RE HEADED THIS WAY!!!

Collins: I CAN SEE THAT!!!

[The Mutant is leaning up against the table and Lukie charges at him, full speed. He tackles The Mutant right onto the announcer�s table. Collins, showing his support for The BoC, stands up and picks up his chair.]

Collins: STAY CLEAR VINCE!!!!

[Collins then slams his chair against the skull of Happy Lukie, appearing to knock him unconscious. The Mutant goes for the cover. ONE, TWO,.... THR.... LUKIE KICKS OUT!!!! The Mutant drags Lukie back into the ring, and Jim Collins sits back down.]

Richards: HEY REF!!! THAT�S AN INTERFERENCE!!!

Collins [Laughing]: Hey, they never said announcers can�t get into it!!! Now did they!?!?!?

[Back in the ring.]

[The Mutant sets up the garbage can and powerbombs Lukie onto it. Then goes for the win.]

Collins: That�s it Lukie is done for!!! Long live BoC!!!

[ONE, TW.... Lukie kicks out, and it seems as though he has gotten a sudden burst of energy. He gets up and nails The Mutant with a nearby bat and proceeds throws him out of the ring. The two beaten men then take the match out backstage, pummeling each other along the way.]

Richards: Looks like we�ll have to follow this one on monitor.

Collins: WOO HOO!!! THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR!!!

[The camera crews follow the two wrestlers backstage, trying to get in all the footage they can. They are also accompanied by the referee.]

[Backstage, Lukie, trying to finish off his rival, throws him through a glass door, leaving The Mutant�s back all cut up and bloody. Lukie goes for the cover....... ONE, TWO, THR......... KICKOUT!!!!!!!!! The Mutant grabs Lukie and suplexes him onto the concrete.]

Richards: OH THE CARNAGE!!!!

Collins: I heard that hit from out here!!!!

[The Mutant then staggers back to his feet, and rips off a steel pipe from a wall nearby. He then proceeds to brutally beat the crap out of Happy Lukie. Lukie, running on empty, manages to roll out of harm�s path. He begins to walk farther backstage to a construction area with The Mutant following closely behind his footsteps.]

[Lukie with his last bit of strength lifts up a large crate filled with many foreign objects. He then smashes it over his bleeding opponent, knocking him to the floor. Several nails and other building materials scatter over the surface.]

Collins: DAMMIT!!! HOW DID THE MUTANT LET THAT HAPPEN!!!?!??!

[The Referee then walks over to The Mutant to raise is arm, to see if he is still conscious. Meanwhile, Happy Lukie is taking a well deserved breather. Also, several other IWF Superstars have gathered nearby to witness this unbelievable match.]

Referee Willis [Raising The Mutant�s arm]: ONE!!!!!....................... TWO!!!!!!!...........................

[THE MUTANT LIFTS HIS ARM!!!!!]

Referee Willis [Shocked]: The match continues!!!

Richards: WHAT A FIGHT!!!!!!!!

[The Mutant crawls to the wall, and uses it to pull himself to his feet. Lukie, just as shocked as everyone else, gets back up holding his ribs very cautiously.]

[The Mutant, with eyes flaring bright red, falters over to his opponent and axehammers him fours times leaving Lukie hunched over. He follows these moves with a kick to the stomach, knocking whatever wind that was left in Happy Lukie out.]

[The Mutant, showing no mercy, picks up Lukie and places him in a piledriver position directly over the dispersed iron nails.]

Richards: OH GOOD LORD!!!! GET SECURITY IN THERE!!! THE MUTANT IS INSANE!!!!!

Collins: I LOVE THIS GUY! Reminds me of myself.

[BANG!!!!! PILEDRIVER RIGHT ONTO THE NAILS!!!]

[The Mutant then goes for the cover...... ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

PA System: Here is your winner, and NEW IWF SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, THE MUTANT!!!!!!!!!!!

[As the �Twilight Zone Theme� begins to play, all the fans are going completely wild during The Mutant�s approach back to the ring to accept his belt.]

Collins: YEAH, I LOVE IT!!!!!! BOC!!! BOC!!! BOC!!!

Richards: What an unbelievable match we have just witnessed. This fight will mostly definetly go down in the IWF History books.
Well, we leave you with several clips from tonight�s event. So, so long, and for myself, and my partner James Collins, we wish you GOOD FIGHT, AND GOOD NIGHT!!!

[End of Telecast]