[As the cameras steadily pan around, pyrotechnics and fantastic fireworks can be spotted from all directions. Lasers and other lighting effects aid in setting the mood for this week�s telecast. The fans are also contributing with their deafening volume and expressions that they exploit. Some are wearing KLIQ T-shirts and bandanas, while others are sporting Corporate merchandise. But either way, they have all come to see some excellent Professional Wrestling from the IWF wrestlers.]

[Then, at a leisurely pace, the cameras center in on the announcer�s booth, where the IWF�s two charismatic commentators sit geared up and ready for the action.]

Collins: Good evening, and welcome to IWF Friday Night Fever!! Tonight we�re live from Baltimore, Maryland!! And as always... we�re packed to capacity!!

Richards: WOW! What a show we have for you tonight!!

Collins: That�s right Vince!! There will three, yes THREE, titles bouts taking place this evening!!

Richards: The first pits two pretty pathetic wrestlers against one another for the IWF�s newest title!! The Jobber World Title!! Someone has got to win!!

Collins: Yeah.... maybe!!

Richards: Our setup to our Main Event might as well just be our Main Event!! It will be for the Cruiserweight Championship, and it�ll feature Da Bitch Nigga and a newcomer, Marcus Alen. What an explosive event this will be!

Collins: The last match will be between the team of Hornet and the Doctor and the Insiders. This contest will be for the IWF United States Tag Team Titles and it will be the Main Event for this week.

Richards: Well that does sound exciting!! I can�t wait!!

Collins: Neither can I!!
But right now we�re about to get into our first bout of this evening.

Richards: This is going to be a big match for both these guys.

Collins: Yes both of them are on a winning streak!! But only one will continue it!

Richards: Now let's meet the competitors.....

PA System: Making his way to the ring, from Phoenix, Arizona weighing in at 198 pounds, and Crystal Marines' representative......... Red Alert!!!!!!!!!

[Sirens blare thourghout the arena as Red Alert appears with Dark Wizard at the entrance. As they make their way to the ring while fireworks go off. They are both sporting Crystal Marines T-shirt, and Red Alert is wearing his usual black tights.]

Richards: Looks like the Marines aren't coming out alone anymore.

Collins: Well Red Alert is going to need all the help he can get against Tornado!!!

PA System: And his opponent from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 262 pounds...... Tornado!!!!!!!!

["Imperial March" blares over the speakers around the arena. As Tornado makes his way to the ring blue fireworks go off.]

Richards: He is almost 100 pounds heavier in weight, but Red Alert's heart isn't any lighter.

[The bell sounds and Tornado quickly throws Red Alert into the ropes then bends over for a back body drop.]

Richards: Red Alert never saw it coming!!!

Collins: What a devastating DDT!!!

[Tornado, after the DDT, picks up Red Alert and throws him outside to the floor. Then Tornado heads to the top rope for a splash, but Red Alert moves and he hits face first to the safety rail.]

Richards: Oh God!! Did u hear that?!?!?!

Collins: His face was already sick to look at, but now its worse!!!!!!

[As Tornado's mouth starts to bleed, Red Alert picks him up and throws him into the ring. Red Alert then delivers a massive Power Bomb leaving his opponent in a daze.]

Collins: What a move!

[Red Alert goes for and executes an elbow smash to the throat and tries for a pin...... ONE...... TWO........ KICKOUT!!!!]

Richards: Too close!!!! I don't think Tornado can stand much more in the condition that he is in.

[Red Alert picks up Tornado for another power bomb but Tornado reverses it and executes a Frankensteiner.]

Richards: Nice counter there by Tornado to draw back some momentum!!

Collins: Indeed it was, but he may have used up all his energy to execute it.

[Tornado then tries to put Red Alert in a Sharpshooter. But Red Alert powers out of it by kicking him in the butt, which knocks him into the ropes. When Tornado bounces back, Red Alert trips him down, right on his gory nose.]

Collins: I sure hope that his insurance cares for that!!

[With the advantage strictly in his favor, Red Alert straps on the Johnson Platter, his signature move. Tornado winces in pain for a few seconds, but the weight advantage finally pays off. Tornado struggles, but manages to fight free from his opponent.]

Richards: What power!!!!!

[Building momentum, Tornado picks up Red Alert and executes a brutal brain buster slam into the mat. He picks up Red Alert once more and throws him into the corner.]

Collins: He threw him like he was a piece of trash!!!!!

[Tornado now puts Red Alert on the top rope and executes a tornado DDT.]

Richards: Listen to that impact!!

[Ready to finish the match, Tornado whips his foe into the ropes and boots him in the gut on his return. Before Red Alert can realize what just happened, Tornado executes �The Guillotine�, followed by a pinning attempt......... ONE........ TWO........ THREE!!!!]

PA System: Here is your winner....... TORNADO!!!!!

Collins: Another outstanding victory for this young stallion.

Richards: Stay tuned!! We�ll be right back!!

[Commercial Break]

Richards: Welcome back, fans! Our next eye-popping event is about to get underway!!

Collins [Chuckling]: Yes, this match is for the Jobber World Title!!

["Piggie Pie" by ICP plays as Juggalo makes his way to the ring with fireworks shooting off in the background. He is wearing a "Run with the Juggalo" authentic T-shirt and black tights.]

Collins: If there is one true jobber in the league, it would have to be the Juggalo!! He has no talent whatsoever!!

Richards: Come on Collins! You�ve got to give him some credit. I can see improvement with every match.

Collins: I guess... But he's gonna be going against one killer competitor, by the name of Conehead...

[Conehead comes out in his normal attire along with his theme blaring throughout the arena. At his side are Flash Freak and Dark Wizard. The Crystal Marines all come to the ring and Wizard grabs a mic.]

Dark Wizard: I�ve got just one thing to say......
MARINES ARE IN DA HOUSE!!!!

[The crowd begins to boo with great disgust.]

Heckling Fan: GET REAL!!

[The KLIQ fans then proceed to flip the Crystal Marines the bird as Dark Wizard and Flash Freak exit the ring and the bell sounds. The two jobbers quickly lock up. Juggalo takes the early advantage and kicks Conehead in the shin. The Marine begins to hobble around, gripping his sore shin.]

Collins: This is pathetic. Hey Vince, got any aspirin?

[Juggalo then goes to grab the hurting man, but is met by a kick to the groin. He falls to the mat as the referee turns to see Flash Freak up on the apron. While the referee is distracted by Flash Freak, Conehead and Dark Wizard begin to pummel the Juggalo with some wicked double teams finished off by a spick tombstone piledriver by Conehead.]

Collins: YES!!! This is what I�m talking about!!

Richards: Those cheap bastards!! Someone stop this!! Anyone!!!

[Just then Happy Lukie and Mr. Superstar appear at the entrance, both holding their IWF US Tag Team titles. The two KLIQ members come down to ring side and drag Dark Wizard, by surprise, out of the ring. Flash Freak notices the confrontation, and he races to help his leader. All four men begin to battle it out at ringside as Conehead drops for the cover.]

Collins: Oh great.... just what we need... Da KLIQ.....

[The referee turns around to make the call...... ONE....... TWO..... THR...... KICKOUT!!!]

Richards: Now that the odds are even, let�s get back to the match!!

[Conehead, a little frustrated with the count, gets up to argue with the referee. But he when he turns around, the Juggalo is already ready for him and he nails his opponent with a devastating spear, drilling Conehead to the mat. Juggalo then stands over the beaten man and signals for the �Juggalo Elbow Drop�. But before he begins his run to the ropes, he is met with yet another concealed low blow.]

Collins: OUCH!! I sure hope that he wasn�t planning on having any children!!

[Juggalo then falls to the mat, and Conehead attempts another pin....... ONE...... TWO..... THREE!!!!!]

PA System: Here is your winner..... and the first ever IWF Jobber World Champion.......... CONEHEAD!!!!!

Richards: Look at this battle going on outside the ring!!!

Collins: Wait a minute.......
Here comes the Doc, Hornet, and Da Prez!!! It�s Team Corporate!!! YES!!!!!

Richards: We�ve got to head to commercial!!! Don�t go anywhere!!!

[Commercial Break]

Collins: Good evening and welcome back to IWF Friday Night Fever!!

Richards: Now that we�ve finally gotten that whole situation under control..... we can move on to our next match.

["Come With Me" by Puff Daddy, blasts over the speakers. White lasers are shooting around everywhere, and there is a picture of a white bulldog on the Titantron. Matt appears and furiously storms down the ramp and into the ring.]

[Matt Foley heads across the ring and leans against the ropes, patiently awaiting his opponent. Flash Freak�s theme screams over the PA System as he then makes his way to the squared-circle.]

[Flash Freak gets into the ring and charges toward his adversary. Foley swiftly throws a quick punch to the jaw of Freak, stopping him dead in his tracks. DING, DING, DING!!! The match begins and both men lock up.]

Collins: It looks like The Truck�s got the first attack.

[The Truck whips Flash Freak into the ropes and clotheslines him down to the mat, then follows up with up with four furious kicks to the abdominal region.]

[Matt gets in the face of Freak and begins to laugh at his lifeless body. He then picks him up bounces him off the ropes and attempts a swinging neck breaker, but Flash Freak reverses it into a suplex. Both men lie life less on the mat, but Freak is the first to get up.]

[He grabs Foley by the hair and lifts him to his feet. He then proceeds to bodyslam him back to the mat. Freak goes for the pin...... ONE..... TWO........ KICKOUT!!!!!]

Richards: These two competitors have really come to fight!!!

[Both men get up and start to pummel each other with rights and lefts. Soon afterward, the Truck kicks Freak in the gut and then follows up with a DDT. The Truck goes for a quick pin.... ONE.... TWO........ KICKOUT!!!]

[In shock, Matt Foley hoists up his opponent and scoopslams him to the mat. He then bounces off the ropes and throws a big elbow drop right to the sternum of Flash Freak.]

[With the momentum in his favor, The Truck lifts up Freak, throws him into the ropes, and clotheslines him down, and then straps on the Boston Crab.]

[Flash Freak is dragging himself to the ropes, he is getting closer......]

Richards: Fight it Flash Freak!!!!

Collins: Come on Truck!!!! More pressure!!!!

[Flash Freak reaches the ropes, and the referee forces Foley break the hold.]

[Foley, furious with anger, points to the entrance ramp and yells at the ref.]

Foley: Look!! Here comes Da KLIQ!!!

[The ref looks over to the ramp to see nothing, meanwhile Matt Foley throws a low blow.]

Richards: WHAT A CHEAP SHOT!!!

Collins: Come on ref!! Wake up!!

[Matt �The Truck� Foley hoists up his opponent and delivers a wicked vertical suplex, followed by a cover...... ONE.... TWO...... THREE!!!

PA System: Here is your winner....... MATT �THE TRUCK� FOLEY!!!!!

[Matt Foley slowly trots backstage, content with his cheated victory.]

Collins: Well there you have it..... yet another cheap win on tonight�s show....

Richards: Our next match does have promise to be one of the most exciting bouts on tonight's card. This is the setup match for this evening�s Main Event, which features Da Bitch Nigga versus Marcus Alen for the IWF Cruiserweight Championship.

Kelly Williams - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Kelly Williams - [The Chase starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Tha Ghetto, weighing in at 225 pounds, He stands 6'4", he is the Cruiserweight Champion!, Da Bitch Nigga.

[Da Bitch Nigga makes his way to the ring.]

Kelly Williams - And his opponent, [Do the Evolution plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Seattle, WA, weighing 230 Marcus Alen.

[Marcus Alen walks to the ring.]

Collins - Da Bitch Nigga is taking over from the start.

Repeated chops to the chest by Da Bitch Nigga, down goes Marcus Alen. [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Richards - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Marcus Alen makes it out.

Collins - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Richards?

Richards - No.

Collins - Da Bitch Nigga is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Richards - Marcus Alen Got out of it! He's lucky! Quick cover by Da Bitch Nigga Marcus Alen kicks out before the one count! Da Bitch Nigga is all over Marcus Alen! He's choking him out!! Marcus Alen won't be able to take that for long! Cover by Da Nigga ...1 ...2 ... Willis is pointing to the ropes Marcus Alen has his foot on the ropes! Da Nigga with a roll up. Willis counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Da Bitch Nigga lifting Marcus Alen into position for something. He devastated the neck of Marcus Alen with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Collins - Marcus Alen hops back to his feet. Kick to the stomach by Marcus Alen sends Da Bitch Nigga down! Marcus Alen picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! What an awesome match!!!!

Richards - Good call! Marcus Alen with the hair of Da Bitch Nigga.

Collins - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Da Bitch Nigga moving to his feet. Marcus Alen kicks him back down!

Richards - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Collins?

Collins - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Da Nigga is ROCKED with a big elbow! Marcus Alen comes down across the back of Da Bitch Nigga with a double axe handle!! Da Bitch Nigga just can't make it to his feet! Good moves by Marcus Alen.

Richards - Marcus Alen is trying to pull Da Nigga back to his feet. Da Bitch Nigga with an eye gouge!! Down goes Marcus Alen! Marcus Alen moving back to his feet Da Nigga scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Marcus Alen is out cold!

Collins - Da Nigga's going for a boston crab.

Richards - He's not gonna get it on Marcus Alen is to quick! Marcus Alen is stumbling. Marcus Alen climbing back to his feet, Da Bitch Nigga moves in... Vertical Suplex! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Marcus Alen makes it out.

Collins - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Richards - Marcus Alen hops back to his feet. Da Nigga goes spinning as Marcus Alen connects with a german uppercut! They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Marcus Alen comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Da Bitch Nigga needs to try for a comeback! Pinning combination by Marcus Alen ...1 ...2 ... Da Nigga grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Collins - Quick cover by Marcus Alen Da Bitch Nigga kicks out before the one count! Marcus Alen pulling Da Bitch Nigga back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Marcus Alen may have broken some of Da Bitch Niggas teeth! Marcus Alen stomping the face of Da Bitch Nigga. There's no need for that! Da Bitch Nigga sure could use some help now.

Richards - Boston crab being applied by Marcus Alen ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Collins - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Da Bitch Nigga got out of that at the last second! Cover by Marcus Alen ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Da Nigga. Marcus Alen is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Richards - Da Bitch Nigga Got out of it! He's lucky! We're not seeing much offense from Da Nigga. Marcus Alen lifting Da Nigga into position for something. He devastated the neck of Da Nigga with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Collins - Marcus Alen is trying to pull Da Nigga back to his feet. Da Bitch Nigga with an eye gouge!! Down goes Marcus Alen! Good moves by Da Bitch Nigga. Marcus Alen moving back to his feet Da Bitch Nigga scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Marcus Alen is out cold! What an awesome match!!!!

Richards - Good call! Da Nigga with a roll up. Willis counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Collins - Marcus Alen hops back to his feet. Marcus Alen sends Da Nigga into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Marcus Alen with the hair of Da Nigga.

Richards - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Cover by Marcus Alen ...1 ...2 ... Willis is pointing to the ropes Da Bitch Nigga has his foot on the ropes! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Da Bitch Nigga makes it out.

Collins - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Richards - Da Nigga hops back to his feet. Marcus Alen charging Da Bitch Nigga ... clothesli NO! Da Bitch Nigga counters with a backdrop at the last second!!

Collins - Marcus Alen climbing back to his feet, Da Bitch Nigga moves in... Vertical Suplex! Da Nigga stomping the face of Marcus Alen. There's no need for that! Marcus Alen needs to try for a comeback! Pinning combination by Da Nigga ...1 ...2 ... Marcus Alen grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Da Nigga rolls him over into a boston crab.

Richards - Marcus Alen is tapping out in no time flat!!

[Da Bitch Nigga won the match in 24 minutes and 34 seconds.]

Kelly Williams - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner and still your Cruiserweight Champion... Daaa Biiitch Niiiggaaa

Richards - We'll be back after this short break!

Kelly Williams - This next match is a scheduled for one fall and will be for the United States Tag Team Titles...

Kelly Williams - Introducing first, coming down the aisle, The Insiders, they weigh in at over 830 pounds!!

[They climb into the ring]

Kelly Williams - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 5 hundred pounds! The team of Hornet, and The Doctor!!

[They move down to the ring]

Collins - Looks like Happy Lukie is going to start this match against The Doctor.

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Richards - The Happiness is dazed! The Doc sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Repeated chops to the chest by The Doctor, down goes Lukie. Pinning combination by The Doc ...1 ...2 ... Happy Lukie grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by The Doctor ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Happy Lukie. Happy Lukie needs to try for a comeback!

Collins - Tag by The Doctor brings Hornet into the match.

Richards - Boston crab being applied by Hornet ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Collins - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Happy Lukie got out of that at the last second! Hornet with the hair of Happy Lukie.

Richards - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Collins?

Collins - No. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Happy Lukie makes it out.

Richards - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Hornet pulling Lukie back to his feet.

Collins - Hornet charging at The Happiness.

Richards - Happy Lukie's with a back body drop, NO Hornet reverses into a Piledriver!! Hornet picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Collins?

Collins - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Richards - Lukie hops back to his feet. Happy Lukie scoops slams Hornet and boy did he hit hard!! Figure four attempt by Happy Lukie. Hornet kicks him off quick.

Collins - That could have been the end of Hornet! Lukie lifting Hornet into position for something. He devastated the neck of Hornet with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Richards - Hornet sure could use some help now. Happy Lukie with a lateral press Willis ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Collins - That had to be two and seven eights!! We're not seeing much offense from Hornet. Lukie dives on to Hornet and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Hornet!

Richards - What an incredible series of punches!!

Collins - Hornet is stumbling. Hornet climbing back to his feet, Lukie moves in... Vertical Suplex! Happy Lukie picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! The Happiness's going for a boston crab.

Richards - He's not gonna get it on Hornet is to quick! Boston crab being applied by Lukie ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Collins - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Hornet got out of that at the last second! The Happiness comes down across the back of Hornet with a double axe handle!! Hornet just can't make it to his feet!

Richards - Hornet lunging toward Lukie and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Hornet!! Hornet with repeated boots to the knee of Happy Lukie. Working the leg! The Happiness taking an onslaught of punishment! Hornet is pounding away at his entire body! Hornet repeatedly slamming Happy Lukies down! He could break his nose!! Currently this match is all Hornet! Hornet is moving back to his feet

Collins - Mr. Superstar tagged in by Happy Lukie.

Richards - We've got a stare down.

Collins - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Hornet down hard!! What an awesome match!!!!

Richards - Good call! Cover by Mr. Superstar ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Hornet. Quick cover by Mr. Superstar Hornet kicks out before the one count!

Collins - Tag by Mr. Superstar. Happy Lukie will go at it now.

Richards - Hornet is moving back to his feet Pinning combination by Hornet ...1 ...2 ... Lukie grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Hornet is all over The Happiness! He's choking him out!! Lukie won't be able to take that for long! Figure four attempt by Hornet. Happy Lukie kicks him off quick.

Collins - That could have been the end of Happy Lukie! What an awesome match!!!!

Richards - Good call!

Collins - The Happiness sure could use some help now. Hornet lifting Happy Lukie into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Happiness with a Tombstone type piledriver. Hornet picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Good moves by Hornet. Happy Lukie is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Richards - Hornet out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Happy Lukie went down quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Collins?

Collins - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Hornet with the hair of Lukie.

Richards - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Cover by Hornet ...1 ...2 ... Willis is pointing to the ropes Lukie has his foot on the ropes! Hornet dives on to Lukie and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Happiness!

Collins - What an incredible series of punches!!

Richards - We've got a tag by Hornet which brings The Doctor into the match.

Collins - Lukie hops back to his feet. The Doc is dazed! Repeated chops to the chest by The Happiness, down goes The Doctor.

Richards - Happy Lukie tags in Mr. Superstar.

Collins - Mr. Superstar is trying to pull The Doc back to his feet. The Doctor with an eye gouge!! Down goes Mr. Superstar! We're not seeing much offense from Superstar. Mr. Superstar is stumbling. Boston crab being applied by The Doc ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Richards - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mr. Superstar got out of that at the last second! The Doctor's going for a boston crab.

Collins - He's not gonna get it on Mr. Superstar is to quick! Mr. Superstar moving to his feet. The Doctor kicks him back down!

Richards - The Doctor makes the tag, Hornet is coming in.

Collins - Cover by Hornet ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Mr. Superstar. What an awesome match!!!!

Richards - Good call! Mr. Superstar moving back to his feet Hornet scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Superstar is out cold! Hornet with a roll up. Willis counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Hornet is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Collins - Mr. Superstar Got out of it! He's lucky!

Richards - Hornet lifting Mr. Superstar into position for something. He devastated the neck of Superstar with a Tombstone type piledriver. Pinning combination by Hornet ...1 ...2 ... Mr. Superstar grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Collins?

Collins - No. Superstar sure could use some help now. Hornet pulling Superstar back to his feet.

Richards - Mr. Superstar scoops slams Hornet and boy did he hit hard!! Mr. Superstar pulling Hornet back to his feet. Mr. Superstar levels Hornet with a foot to the face. Mr. Superstar is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Collins - Hornet Got out of it! He's lucky!

Richards - Hornet lunging toward Mr. Superstar and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Hornet!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Collins?

Collins - Well Hornet just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Hornet. Hornet measuring him up elbow smash! Leg drop across the throat of Mr. Superstar! Hornet spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Mr. Superstar

Richards - Hornet Stomping away at the chest of Superstar! Currently this match is all Hornet! Mr. Superstar taking an onslaught of punishment! Hornet is pounding away at his entire body! Hornet drops a knee on lower leg of Mr. Superstar! Hornet repeatedly slamming Mr. Superstars down! He could break his nose!! Hornet driving a knee into the spinal area of Mr. Superstars back!!

Collins - The tag was made and Hornet is going out, The Doctor is coming in.

Richards - The Doc's going for a boston crab.

Collins - He's not gonna get it on Superstar is to quick! What an awesome match!!!!

Richards - Good call! The Doc is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Collins - Superstar Got out of it! He's lucky! Boston crab being applied by The Doc ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Richards - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Superstar got out of that at the last second! The Doc comes down across the back of Mr. Superstar with a double axe handle!! Superstar just can't make it to his feet!

Collins - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Richards?

Richards - No. Superstar needs to try for a comeback! Pinning combination by The Doc ...1 ...2 ... Mr. Superstar grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Superstar sure could use some help now. The Doc with a roll up. Willis counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! The Doctor pulling Mr. Superstar back to his feet.

Collins - They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... The Doctor comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Cover by The Doc ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Mr. Superstar.

Richards - Mr. Superstar hops back to his feet. Mr. Superstar levels The Doctor with a foot to the face. Mr. Superstar's going for a boston crab.

Collins - He's not gonna get it on The Doctor is to quick! Mr. Superstar applying a sleeper.

Richards - He's got it locked on in the center of the ring!! Willis is checking the arm. It goes down once.

Collins - Twice!

Richards - ....Three times!!

[The Insiders won the match in 36 minutes and 26 seconds.]

Kelly Williams - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winners, and still United States Tag Team Champions... Theee Insiiideeers

Richards - Well, we�re just about out of time.
So, for my partner, Jim Collins, and myself, we wish you: GOOD FIGHT AND GOOD NIGHT!!!

[End of Telecast]