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Updated 19 March, 2004
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    This is my internet friend Shilo. She is a sweet girl from system 47..near the orian cluster...oops...I ment Georgia. She is the coolest person I know on the internet. She is what I call a wild and sexy momma just waiting for someone to come and tame her. I Have my phaser set to stun and I think I can do it. First I will have to ask her. Don't want her to be upset with me. She carries a consealed whip just in case she is aproached.  Truthfully tho...I think of her all the time and really look forward to seeing her each and every day. Shilo..you earn the title of being sweet. Just please don't spank me again. I might start liking it and then where will we be? Huh? (Giving you that look you like) "wink"
Shilo
     This is my cousin Steve (10 times removed and adopted when he was only a day old). It is believed that his real parents are actually alian monkeys cross bred with Peewee Herman.  This experiment was banned by the Evil Alian Federation led by the alian queen Monadika. Too evil I guess. Steve has been my friend as long as I can remember. He has always been there for me and I am proud to call him friend. Steve and I are gonna split an apartment in Nashville as soon as I can get there. I am an ageing geek, nerd, dork...whatever they call us now a days. But it give me great pleasure to know he is a bigger one than me. But I like him anyway.  "Know you can"
Steve
      This is my friend Joey. He is so cool. He is here on Earth hiding from space bounty hunters. I met him over a year ago and if there is anyone more deserving of being strapped to a rocket and shot into outer space it is him. But if we did that I wouldn't have my buddy to pick on and talk to.  Joey...we went down a long and rough road together. You helped keep me alive. I don't know what I would have done without your friendship. I worry about you a lot. I think I know you more than anyone and thats why I like you so much. Don't ever stop being my friend. We will always look out for each other. Partners in crime....hmmmm...literally. We are little Debbie Thieves.
Joey
      This is Jeff, one of the coolest guys I have ever met. And one of the hardest working guys I know. Construction worker by day. Bartender at night. And on his spare time he is a bounty hunter from space looking for a guy named Joey. Joey who? Anyway...he also drives a racecar. Is that cool or what. I used to set at the bar and talk to him whenever I got a chance. He saved my life once when he almost sacrificed his  by leaping in front of my car. He practically drug me back into the bar and gave me cup after cup of coffee. I miss those old days. I am glad to have known him . The bar became my second home. I will return so don't put the coffee cups away anytime soon Jeff.
Jeff
      This is Katherine, A LOOOONG time friend of mine from High school.  What am I saying..... MY BEST FRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL. She like Most of my friends is blessed with powers of an other worldly kind. She tried to keep her powers secret in high school but I knew the truth. Her powers? Levitation for one. She could levitate down a flight of stairs and tell people she was falling down them. She would be setting on a wooden railing fence and amazingly lean back and levitate to the ground. Then hide this feat by saying she slipped. She has other worldly strength also. Why I once saw her knock this boy (who made a rude comment) into the 11th dimension. It took a team of scientest to get him back. I recently spoke to her and I'm glad she is doing ok. I'm also glad I found her
Katherine
      This is James and Aiden . I met them in Nashville and they became close friends. They unlike some of my other friends are from here (Earth). James is a member of a lost tribe of stick people. They have people living secretly under bridges in LA. (wink) He is so thin he could dodge a bullet by hiding behind a strand of dental floss. And his son Aiden is blessed with the brilliance of a mad scientest. He is going on five now and already has discovered a way to implant large bolders into the human head and remove them later. Aiden has an unusual diet. Butter and golf balls. Hmmmmm. That one still keeps me awake at night. James has an unusual diet too. EVERY DANG THING HE CAN GET A HOLD OF. So lock the fridge if he comes around. I haven't seen them in half a year now and I miss them very much. I dont have a picture yet of her but I also wanna mintion James' girlfriend and Aiden's momma Rose . I hope to see them this summer.
James and Aiden
More friend are going to be added..... I just need to find there pics. If not I will have to be creative....Look out!
Kelly Bledsoe
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William Tindall
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Jan and Larry Holden

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