'Poppet To Get Rid Of An Enemy'
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
A chunk of black cloth. Some black thread. See how easy this one is going to be? After all, everything leading up to this nifty little spell was kind of hard, wasn't it? Enough anguish, right? Okay, then, get some black pepper, too. And while you're at it, see if you can get something that was close to or attached to the person you want to get rid of. You'll need some hair, nail clippings or a chunk of some ratty old t-shirt the person used to wear.
WHAT ELSE YOU'LL NEED:
Paper, parchment if you've got it. Black thread. Nine pins. Sharp, sharp, sharp. Just don't poke your own finger. A Poppet is a little doll made of cotton and filled with goodies. You can make your own by drawing a pattern on a piece of fabric and cutting out two pieces just alike then sewing them together.
ARE YOU READY?
Then let the fun begin! Fill your poppet full of cotton, smoosh in some of whatever it is that you swiped (um, borrowed) from your enemy and some of the black pepper. Sew the Poppet up with black thread.
GOT THAT DONE?
Well, now that was fun, huh? Lie to me, dear. Even if it was as boring as Tuesdays at the North Pole and you had an allergy attack from the pepper, just lie to me and pretend you're having a wonderful time. Yes, that's the way! Now I'm going to tell you the really good stuff.
STAB THAT SUCKER!
That's right, you get to poke the daylights out of your cute dolly. Lay your poppet, whom you're dedicating this little ritual to, face down on the black cloth. Write the name of the person you want to banish from your life on the paper and gleefully, joyfully, with relish and passion attach that paper to the poppet's chest. Ouch! Well, nobody said pay back isn't a thing that can be done under the right circumstances. Remember, though, to be pure of heart as you perform this delightful task because of the nasty way evil gets back to you three times! You aren't just doing this over nothing, are you? Of course, not, dear ones, this spell is only to be done to eliminate people who do stuff like drive your car under freight trains or call you at three in the morning then hang up.
KISS THE Fool GOODBYE!
Stick el pin in poppet's back. Yep! Stab that poor cotton doll with one of the pins. Well, I didn't tell you it was going to be nice, did I? Do you feel awful? No? Yes? Hmmm...
CHANT TIME!
Say this, with feeling:
"Evil person, demon thing, begone, begone, begone from me! Never again darken my home, never again darken my soul! Begone! Begone! Begone!"
Wrap the poppet, pin still poking his tiny little back, in the black cloth and put him in a secret spot. Any secret hiding hole will do, dear. Every night for 9 consecutive nights repeat the ritual of chant and poke, chant and poke. Don't take out the pins from previous nights. After number 9 is done, burn the poppet and bury the ashes some place where they will never, ever -- not in a million years -- be found.
