Humor Four

To Humor Fier

Things We Can Learn From a Dog

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be ecstasy.
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
When it is in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they have invaded your territory.
Take naps and stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you are not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day~ be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a tree.
When you are happy, dance around, and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you are scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout...run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly. make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim."

If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

I'm lost and I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

A man goes into a deserted restaurant and walks up to the bar. On the bar he notices a lot of peanuts lined up. He orders a beer and then hears someone say: "That's a very nice shirt". He looks around but can't see anyone. A moment later he hears: "That's a nice haircut." Again he looks around but he can only see the bartender at the far end of the bar cleaning up. Again he hears a voice: "You look very handsome." This is driving him crazy and so he calls the bartender over and tells him about what has happened. "You're not going crazy", the bartender said. He went on to explain: "It's the peanuts. They're complimentary."

I didn't climb all the way to the top of the food chain to eat brussel sprouts.

Quick Swim

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town.

Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."

The following are from a book called "Words for the 90s" by Steve Johnson...

arachnoleptic strut (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas penetrating The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.
extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you felt you've been abducted and experimented on. Also known as ETry.
faunacated (adj.) How wildlife ends up when its environment is destroyed. Hence faunacatering (n.), which has made a meal of many species.
foreploy (n.) Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that leads to sex.
Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where arts companies without funding dwell.
haemoglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world.
intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
irritote (v.) To annoy fellow passengers by carrying a large, unwieldy object on public transport.
juggernewt (n.) Something big, drunk, and unstoppable.
kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.
lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.

Rindecella was a geautiful birl who lived in a hig bouse with her mugly other and two sugly isters. They didn't like Rindecella, and made her clean the hig bouse all by herself.

One day, the pransome hince invited all of the girls to a bancy fall. Rindecella's mugly other said she couldn't go. The mugly other and sugly isters left without Rindecella. But Rindecella's gairy fodmother came and said she could go, but she had to leave before the moke of stridnight or she would turn into a pumpkin. Then she gave her a pair of slass glippers to wear.

Rindecella went to the bancy fall and danced and danced with the pransome hince until they lell in fove. Then the dig bock truck stwelve! Rindecella ran as fast as she could, but she slopped her dripper on the way out. Then she turned into a pumpkin and rolled all the way to the hig bouse and took root in the gamily farden. The pransome hince never found his pumpkin, so he married one of the sugly isters.

The moral of the story is: If you go to the bancy fall, and dance with the pransome hince, don't slop your dripper!

After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Arky said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me."

So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Arkansas. This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count "1, 2, 3, 4, 5. .", at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

A couple of fowl jokes..
So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.

One day, it gets to be too much. The guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you" and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush.

At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes Then it suddenly gets very quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.

"Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"

The other "fowl" joke:

     A duck walked into a pharmacy. He asked the pharmacist, "Do you have any grapes?"
     "No, but the grocery store two blocks down sells grapes," he replied.
     The next day, the same duck walked into the same pharmacy and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?"
     "No, two blocks down on the right." replied the pharmacist, somewhat annoyed.
     The third day, the same duck walked back into the same pharmacy and asked the same question. This time the pharmacist said, "We don't sell grapes here. You have asked for grapes now for three days in a row. I have told you we don't sell them here, this is a pharmacy, not a grocery store. If you come back in here tomorrow asking for grapes again, I am going to nail your little webbed feet to the floor! NOW GET OUT OF HERE!"
     The next day the same duck walks back into the same pharmacy, this time with quite a bit of trepidation.
     He looks around and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any nails?"
     "No," replied the pharmacist.
     "Do you have any grapes then?"

An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?

"Yesss, sssshombody stole me car!" the Irishman replies.

The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"

It was at the end of this key"

About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's member is being exhibited for all to see.

He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The Irishman looks down woefully and moans "OOH GOD... they got me girlfriend too!!"

An elderly priest was upset with the things he was hearing during Saturday confessions. After his sermon one Sunday he said to the congregation, "I'm tired of hearing so many people tell me in confession that they have cheated. For thirty years, people have been saying 'I have cheated with Anthony...I have cheated with Mary. I have cheated with Frankie.' I am sick and tired of hearing this ward from now on when you come into my confessional, you will say 'I have fallen with Anthony, or with Mary, or with Frankie.' No-more cheating. It will be FALL."

About a year later, the old priest retired and was replaced by a younger man. No one thought about changing the words in the confessional. After hearing his first round of Saturday confessions, the young priest went to the mayor of the town and said to him, "Mr. Mayor, you are going to have to do something about the deplorable condition of the streets and sidewalks. People are telling me that they are falling all over the place."

The mayor immediately understood the problem, and he leaned back in his chair and laughed. The priest was puzzled, and said, "Mr. Mayor, you shouldn't be laughing! Your wife told me that just last week she fell three times.

UPDATED ISMS

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

Don't force it, get a larger hammer.

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

God didn't create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th.

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

SICK QUESTIONS THAT ONLY A SICK MIND CAN APPRECIATE

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights of?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

                         Women's Top 20 Reasons Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

               1) You can GET chocolate.
               2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
               3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
               4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
               5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
               6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
               7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
               8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
               9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate
              10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
               11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
               12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
               13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
               14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
               15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
               16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
               17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
               18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
               19) When you have great chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbors awake.
               20) With chocolate size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!

LUNCH

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They're eating lunch and the Irishman said "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef
and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed "Burritos again! If get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off too.

The Redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

Next day - the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican open his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and
jumps to his death also.

At the funeral - The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also weeps and says could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look at me" she said. "He makes his own lunch"

Pied Piper Variation

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so
interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs,

"Twelve dollars for the rat, sir," says the shop owner, "and a thousand dollars more for the story behind it."

You can keep the story, old man," he replies, "but I'll take the rat." The transaction complete, the tourist leaves the store with the bronze rat under his arm. As he crosses the street in front of the store, two live rats emerge from a sewer drain and fall into step behind him. Nervously looking over his shoulder, he begins to walk faster, but every time he passes another sewer drain, more rats come out and follow him.

By the time he's walked two blocks, at least a hundred rats are at his heels, and people begin to point and shout. He walks even faster, and soon breaks into a trot as multitudes of rats swarm from sewers,
basements, vacant lots, and abandoned cars. Rats by the thousands are at his heels, and as he sees the waterfront at the bottom of the hill, he panics and starts to run full tilt.

No matter how fast he runs, the rats keep up, squealing hideously, now not just thousands but millions, so that by the time he comes rushing up to the water's edge a trail of rats twelve city blocks long is behind him. Making a mighty leap, he jumps up onto a light post, grasping it with one arm while he hurls the bronze rat into San Francisco Bay with the other, as far as he can heave it. Pulling his legs up and clinging to the light post, he watches in amazement as the seething tide of rats surges over the breakwater into the sea, where they drown.

Shaken and mumbling, he makes his way back to the antique shop. "Ah, so you've come back for the rest of the story," says the owner.

"No," says the tourist, "I was wondering if you have a bronze lawyer."

In the beginning.

After a few days, the Lord called Adam to him, and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the Earth. So I want you to start by kissing Eve."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what's a 'kiss'?"

So the Lord gave Adam a brief description and Adam then took Eve by the hand, behind a nearby bush.

A few minutes later, Adam emerged, and said, "Lord, that was enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Yes, Adam, I thought you'd enjoy that, and now I'd like you to caress Eve."

And Adam said, "Lord, what's a 'caress'?"

So the Lord gave Adam a brief description and Adam again went behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss."

And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam, and now I want you to make love to Eve"

And Adam said, "Lord, what's 'making love'?"

So the Lord again gave Adam directions, and Adam took Eve behind the bush.

But this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what's a 'headache'?"

Adam and God were walking in the garden one day. Adam asked God, "why did you make Eve so beautiful?"

God said, "Adam, so that you would love Eve."

Adam says, "But God, "why did you make her so stupid?"

God said, "So that she would love you."

Murphy's Laws of Computing

               1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
               2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
               3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
               4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
               5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
               6. To err is human .   . to blame your computer for your mistakes is downright natural.
               7.   He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
               8.   If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
               9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
              10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
              11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely
                 what you want to do.

The Mermaid,

There's these three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free and in return she will grant each of them a wish.

One of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says: "Ok, if you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q."

The mermaid says: "Done."

Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare and analyzing with with extreme insight.

The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid: "Triple my I. Q."

The mermaid says.. 'Done.'

And the guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.

The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends, that he says to the mermaid: "Quintuple my I. Q.

"The mermaid looks at him and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider."

The guy says: 'Nope, I want you to increase my' I. Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."

"Please, "says the mermaid, "You don't know what you're asking... it'll change your entire view on the universe. . . won't you ask for something else, a million dollars, anything?"

But no matter what the mermaid said the guy insisted on having his I. Q. increased by five times it's usual power. So the mermaid sighed and said: 'Done."

And he became a woman.

HUMOR: Mrs. Jones and the Hat Pin:

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend, she said, "I have a problem--my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hat pin with you. I will be able to tell when your husband is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him in the leg with the hat pin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister.

Soon, Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"Christ!" Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hat pin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling.

Before long, Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hat pin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that thing in me one more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your butt!"

Medical Humor

A doctor gave a man six months to live.
The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said "Cough."

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back."
Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis."

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do? "
The doctor says, "Limp."

Nurse: " Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead, right as he was leaving the office."
Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."

Understanding Medical Terminology

"This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.

"Let me check your medical history.
" I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending anymore time with you.

"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time.
---or--
I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

"We have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.

"Let's see how it develops."
Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.

"Let me schedule you for some tests."
I have a forty percent interest in the lab.

"I'd like to have my associate look at you."
He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.

"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.

"This may smart a little."
Last week two patients bit off their tongues.

"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?"
I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?

"This should fix you up."
The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.

"Everything seems to be normal."
Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.

"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.

"Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?"
You're crazier'n an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees with me ...

        TODDLER PROPERTY LAWS

             1. If I like it, it's mine.
             2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
             3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
             4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
             5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
             6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
             7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
             8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
             9. If you are playing with something, and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
            10. If it's broken, it's yours. (No, the pieces are probably still mine.)

CHURCH BULLETIN Bloopers:
1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

2) The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

3) The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

4) Evening massage - 6 p.m.

5) The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

6) The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

7) Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30p.m. Please use the back door.

8) Ushers will eat latecomers.

9) The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

10) For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

11) The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

12) The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

13) During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

14) Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

15) Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

16) Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"

17) The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.

18) Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

19) The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

20) The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

21) 22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

22) A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

23) Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.

24) Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?" Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett Hymn 47: "Hark! an awful voice is sounding"

25) On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD Dr. Hargreaves is better.

26) Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

27) Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

28) The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

29) Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

30) 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

31) The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

32) Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.

33) Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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