sliders comedy
"Melrose Place" syndrome.
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I think maybe it's "Melrose Place" syndrome. Hmmm ... sounds like a good show plot to me ....
The wormhole opens and dumps our four travelers into the pool at 4616 Melrose Place ....
Amanda: "What the Hell??!!!"
Maggie: "We're sliders and in search of their real world so that I can die from not being able to breathe. I can tell from your dark roots that you are not capable of being a leader like I am ... I am the new leader"
Amanda: "Honey, the day they make you leader, I'll stop wearing short skirts. You're nothing but a silicone enhanced, hopeful ratings booster and a Bitch. Now get out of the pool and if you stay, the rents due on the first of the month"
Matt: (to Quinn) "Hey cute stuff, what's going on? ... Didn't I see you on Leno, and you mentioned you were single? ... Want to be my boyfriend?"
Quinn: "Just because I spent all my time in the basement, doesn't mean there was a closet down there .... Hey, who's the redhead (referring to Sydney)?
Sydney: "Hi guys ... I've been a prostitute, stripper, porn movie producer, cult member, murderer, husband-stealer and boutique owner ... mind if I try my hand at sliding?
Quinn: (To Remy) "How much more time on this earth?"
Remy: (looking at timer) "Not long ... I'm not allowed here, there hasn't been a black person living here since season one"
Michael: (pointing at Wade) Hey, who are you ... you're female, in the pool, and I haven't slept with you yet?
Wade: "Remy, push the button, I don't like this world ... it smells of Spelling"
Remy pushes the button and the wormhole appears, our group runs in ... only to land in the front yard of Mike and Carol Brady .......