1002. Muffy drags a mannequin in her basement to make preparations for her party.----------------------------0
She finds an old jack-in-the-box on a shelf.

1003. Flashback of an old birthday party when young Muffy gets a-----------------------------------------------0
jack-in-the-box as a present. She opens the box, and a monster puppet pops out of it!
The other partygoers laugh their asses off at her expense.

1004. Nan arrives at the docks a little late. While the others board the ferry,--------------------------------------1
Chaz the cameraman tells Buck that his "fly is open and [his] Hostess Twinkie is hanging out"
before kissing him on the forehead. How sweet...

1005. As the ferry leaves the dock, Archie and Skip play with the knife while---------------------------------------0
Harvey (call him Hal) and Chaz flirt with Nikki and Nan. Boy, these characters sure
have some WASPy names!

1006. While Archie and Skip bicker over who won their knife game--------------------------------------------------0
(what the hell are they playing, anyway?), Archie accidently chucks the knife
into Skip's stomach and causes him to fall into the water. ("Man in the boat overboard...")
As Buck and Rob jump in the water to rescue Skip, it becomes evident that it was all
just a prank. April fools!

1007. Buck accidently gets crushed by the ferry and is carried off into the lifeboat.--------------------------------0
One side of his face is seriously messed-up now. Uh, April fools???

1008. Muffy's Island. Muffy comes out and asks what happened. Sheriff Potter suspects----------------------------0
that it's just a prank but wants to take the only boat around to the mainland just in case
it isn't a joke.

1009. Skip, Kit (she's from Friday the 13th Pt. II) and Rob ride in the truck to Muffy's house.------------------0
Skip blames himself for the Buck disaster.

1010. The whole gang checks out the dining room in Muffy's house. How lovely!-----------------------------------0
Everyone gets their own place card, sporks and napkins with cute little bunnies on them!

1011. In the kitchen, Nikki reads a sex survey to Kit and Muffy while they cook some beans-----------------------2
and slide a hot dog out of its bun (rather phallic camerawork there).

1012. Chaz films Archie making fun of Nikki and Muffy.------------------------------------------------------------0

1013. Hal swipes a cigar from the box while nobody is watching.---------------------------------------------------0
Now how is he going to smoke that whole cigar without getting caught?

1014. Sunset. Skip tells Nan about his problems with his father.----------------------------------------------------0

1015. It's dinner time and somebody planted whoopie cushions in the chairs.---------------------------------------0
Archie sits on a trick chair, which causes him to somersault onto the floor
while everybody laughs. ("You're so gullible, McFly!") During the toast by Nan and Muffy,
another trick is played when everyone ends up spilling their drinks out of their trick glasses.
What's next? Trick gum?

1016. Hal smokes the stolen cigar while everyone else unpacks. He finds a----------------------------------------1
newspaper article titled "6 Die In Fog." Chaz wanders into the room and catches Hal smoking.
When Chaz leaves, the cigar explodes, and Hal now looks like an extra from a minstrel show!

1017. Nikki gets sprayed in the face when turning on the bathroom sink.------------------------------------------0
She finds a dog collar and chain in her drawer. ("Oh, you beast, you savage...
Bark like a dog, bark like a dog...I will teach you the meaning of the word 'respect.'")

1018. Archie tries to open a door, but the doorknob comes off in his hands!-------------------------------------0

1019. Rob and Kit see eyes moving back & forth in the painting.-----------------------------------------------0
Rob removes the painting and finds a cat clock behind it. (Ah, cat clocks! Those take me back!)

1020. Nan hears a baby crying in her room and finds a tape player hidden in a cupboard.------------------------0

1021. While Muffy picks up her dolls and turns off the lights in the dining room,---------------------------------1
Rob tries to turn off the lights in his room. The problem is that whenever he turns
one light off, another one turns back on!

1022. Archie meets Muffy in the hall and goes back to his room,--------------------------------------------------0
where another trick chair awaits. He falls for it twice. ("Hello? Hello? Anybody there?
Think, McFly!")

1023. Skip goes outside into the garage and gets nearly scared to death by the cat.---------------------------------0

1024. Next morning. Hal does some stretching while watching Nikki------------------------------------------------1
(who's practically naked) stretch at her window. Hoo-wah!

1025. Nan thinks she saw someone scurry across the balcony and runs downstairs----------------------------------0
to get a better look. Meanwhile, Rob and Kit make out in the garage.
Kit can see Skip's body floating under the planks!

1026. Rob & Kit run to tell everyone else about Skip. Muffy is acting really strange--------------------------------0
(looks like she could use some Prozac, Xanax or something). Rob, Archie and Chaz
find Skip's knife and they each split up to find Skip.

1027. Nan yells at Muffy about Skip disappearing and the mean trick with the baby crying.--------------------------0

1028. Archie gets snared in the woods. A nearby viper repeatedly bites at Archie--------------------------------0
as he hangs helplessly above it. Now how can that be an April Fool's joke?
Did Muffy surgically remove the venom glands from the snake or something?

1029. All by herself, Nan picks at the plants and cries. ("Why me? Why? Why? Why?")--------------------------------0

1030. Unable to locate Skip, Rob and Chaz return to the house while Archie-----------------------------------------0
is left hanging in the woods. They try to call the police, but it seems that they're on their own now.

1031. The kitchen sink does not work anymore so Hal and Nikki have to draw-----------------------------------------0
some water from the well. Muffy is still acting strange.

1032. Hal tries to impress Nikki because he wants "to plow her field."----------------------------------------------2
The rope attached to the bucket breaks, and the bucket falls to the bottom of the well.
Nikki spazzes out and drops the flashlight down there too. Hal is afraid to go down the well,
so it's up to Nikki to go down there. One of the rungs snaps and she falls down the well.
Well, well, well...The bodies of Archie, Skip, and Nan's emerge out of the water
and scare the living sh*t out of Nikki.

1033. Back at the house, they get a phone call from Sheriff Potter who urges-------------------------------------0
everyone to stay together.

1034. Kit finds an old picture of twins in the study. Muffy, creepier than ever,----------------------------------0
says that the tides might delay Potter's return.

1035. Hal, Nikki, Chaz and Kit argue with each other in the den--------------------------------------------------0
while waiting for Potter to arrive.

1036. Nikki packs up her things while Chaz tries to convince her into staying.------------------------------------0
He dresses up like "the gimp" from "Pulp Fiction," but that doesn't help much.
When Nikki leaves the room and returns a moment later, she finds Chaz lying motionless
on the bed--with his schlong missing! (Oh my god, Lorena Bobitt was here!)

1037. Kit and Rob check out the attic and find dolls symbolizing the deaths---------------------------------------0
of Archie, Skip, and Nan. They also find a couple other dolls covered in blood.
It looks like two more people are going to die!

1038. Kit goes into a darkened bedroom and falls prey to...a loose doorknob!-----------------------------------0

1039. Rob and Kit open door #1 and win...a room covered with blood! Dunt-dah-dah!------------------------0

1040. They check out what's behind door #2...---------------------------------------------------------------0
Their prize: Hal strung up in a hangman's noose!

1041. Rob and Kit run outside to the docks hoping to find Potter.---------------------------------------------0
No such luck, but they did find his motorboat and a note warning about a "Ms. St. John"
being a perennial mental patient.

1042. Rob and Kit want to get the key to the motorboat, but the keys------------------------------------------------1
are inside the house. Suddenly, they get locked out so they re-enter the house
through the basement window. In the basement, there is a trail of blood drops on the floor.
Rob & Kit find out that Muffy has a twin sister named Buffy.
Kit moves a painting aside, and Muffy's head rolls out!

1043. Rob and Kit desperately search the kitchen for the keys to the motorboat,-----------------------------------0
but Buffy locks up Rob from behind and goes after Kit with a long knife.
Kit pleads for her life with Buffy the Muffy-Slayer. Sorry, no sale.

1044. When Kit runs into the next room, she finds the whole gang safe and sound---------------------------------0
in there. As Kit's blood pressure is probably still solidly in the 200's,
she realizes that she's been tricked! April Fools!

1045. Buck surprises Rob and gives him a kiss. Wow, this horror film-----------------------------------------0
(if you can still call it that) gets its share of guys kissing other guys.
Buck SMEARS the gory make-up on Rob's face for good measure.

1046. Muffy says that her big prank was a test for her new business idea.--------------------------------------0
I just hope she doesn't try it on the cast of "Cocoon" or "Grumpy Old Men."
To celebrate, she brings out some bottles of beer. It's Miller Time!

1047. Muffy goes into the room where Hal was "hung" and finds a present.---------------------------------------0
Let me guess, is it a jack-in-the-box? She opens it. Yep, it's a jack-in-the-box.
For old time sake, she opens the jack-in-the-box. No monster pops out this time,
but she does get her throat slashed from behind--with a phony knife. April Fools (again!)
THE END.