You enter a tent, only to be blasted by a thick cloud of incense. You cough a few moments, waving at the smoke, before you can make out a figure seated pristinely on a mat in the center of the tent. The large, round man reminds you of Buddha, and he beckons you to sit beside him. As you sit, you notice that the tent is covered tastefully with many vibrantly colored carpets and that everything is impeccably neat. The miniature Buddha smiles down at you. "I am Chien-Po, and I am certain we will make excellent companions." You nod and smile back.
Beyond Chien-Po is an array of food. He turns gracefully to retieve a couple of the dishes and set them in front of you. "Do you prefer rice or noodles, before you yoga?" You shrug and gladly accept a pair of chop-sticks.