Man In the Iron Mask(1998)

role~~King Louis XIV/Phillipe King Louis XIV:Never underestimate the Dutch.
King Louis XIV: Riots! But Paris is the most beautiful city in the world, why should my people feel anything but pride and contentment? submitted by Mina

King Louis XIV: Who is that?
Franciouse: Raoul, the son of Athos.
King Louis XIV: Franciouse, your tastes may run to young soldiers, but I was referring to the beauty next to him.

King Louis XIV: Christine, isn't it? I would have thought it was impossible,but I do believe the excitement of this whole chase has made you even more beautiful.

King Louis XIV: I see by your dress, you are unfamiliar to riches but, don't be embarrassed. That is a condition we can happily remedy. One such as you would fit nicely as a lady in waiting.

Christine: His majesty is...is very, very kind, but I'm engaged to Raoul...or will be when he manages to ask me.
King Louis XIV: You would choose a soldier. A soldier who has not yet proposed above a king?
Christine: I could only be faithful to my heart.
King Louis XIV: How faithful is that heart to you?

Raoul:I won't make her a widow before I can make her a wife.
King Louis XIV: I'm a young king, but I am King.
D'Artagnan: Then be a good king.

King Louis XIV: The next time there are rioters, shoot them.

Athos: The king is a dog!

D'Artagnan: You are surrounded by beautiful woman. Do you love any of them?
King Louis XIV: Quite frequently actually.

King Louis XIV: You don't know love until you've known the love of a king.
King Louis XIV: You're so beautiful (kisses Christine).
Christine: I can't do this.
King Louis XIV(kisses her on the shoulder): Christine, I hope that you know there is more to me to love, than a crown.

King Louis XIV: Of all the wonders I have seen. I've never looked upon anything as beautiful as you.

King Louis XIV: No no my love, you will burn in Hell. I will not burn in Hell, I am a king, ordained by God.

Athos: Louis is a dog.

Aramis:Then God go with you, for none of us will.
Aramis: One day I will ask for your forgiveness...but not until I have restored you for what is yours.
Phillipe: Restored?
Aramis: We will replace Louis with Phillipe.
Athos: That, is your plan? Exchanging one for the other? Its ludicrous!
Aramis: I can assure you its brilliant. What did you imagine we were up to?
Athos: Revolution. Open war.
Aramis: Blood in the streets.
Porthos: But at least its a change.
Athos: Physical resemblence is but a beginning. Louis has an arrogance, a manner.
Aramis: Which can be adopted.
Athos: And people close to him.
Aramis: Do you imagine I've not considered that. That I've not considered everything.
Athos: Have you considered that it is not only our lives that you risk? It is Phillipe's as well?
Aramis: Yes and like us he has a choice. What about it Phillipe? All those years in prison waiting for nothing or have they given you reserves of strength unlike ordinary men. You have the chance to be king, if you have the heart to take that chance. Do you have that heart, Phillipe?

Porthos: I love life!

Phillipe:I've been waiting six years to ask this question...why did this happen to me?
Phillipe: Why should I become him?

Phillipe: I've been in prison for six years. You have freed me, but now you're asking me to enter another prison.
Porthos: The palace is hardly a prison.
Aramis: We're offering you a chance to be king.
Phillipe: You're offering me a chance to pretend to be king.

Aramis: Why are you so glum?
Porthos: I expected action, there was no killing. There was no fighting. I was useless!

D'Artagnan: Anne, I know that to love you is a treason against France, but not to love you is a treason against my heart.
Anne of D'Autriche: Then we will both die treacherous, D'Artagnan.

Christine: MURDERER!!!
Phillipe (as Louis): Christine.
Christine: You murdered Raoul.
Phillipe: No I did not.
Christine: Then why did I write a letter to the Generel under your name and when he answered It was written:'But your highness you commanded me to put him in front of the cannon!'MURDERER!
Phillipe: I did not mean to hurt you (Christine backs from his touch)I will undo any wrong I have done to you.

Philippe:Good night Mother
Anne:Good night my son.
Aramis: It's judgement day!

King Louis XIV: I was told this imposter was dead.
D'Artagnan: You knew? You knew there was a man of such resemblence?
King Louis XIV:He is my brother.
D'Artagnan: Brother?
King Louis XIV: My twin, my blood, the fact which has kept him alive until now.

King Louis XIV: You will hunt down Porthos, Athos, and Aramis and bring me their heads...or I will have yours.

Queen Anne: Please.
King Louis XIV (pushes his mother): You were a part of this too, mother?
Queen Anne: He is your brother. I love you both.
King Louis XIV: And your love has meant nothing to either of us!
Phillipe: It has meant something to me.
[Louis hits Phillipe]

King Louis XIV: As for you my brother, back to the prison you shall go, and into the mask you hate! WEAR IT UNTIL YOU LOVE IT! And you shall die in it.

Porthos: I'd rather die covered in blood than an old man lying in my own piss.

Philippe: I wear the mask. It does not wear me.

D'Artagnan: ...but if we must die, if we must die, let if be like this.
Athos: One for all, all for one.

King Louis XIV: Charge them!

[Phillipe and the four musketeers charge the gunmen with only their swords]
Gunsman: Magnificient valour!

Phillipe (speaking of D'Artagnan): You wore the mask.

Girl: You were right, you really haven't known love until you have known the love of a king.
King Louis XIV: I'm hungry.
(he gets up and puts on his robe)
Girl: Would you like me to have some food brought up?
King Louis XIV: No thanks, I like to eat alone. By the way, you'll be leaving tomorrow.

Critters 3(1992)

role~~Josh Josh: Hey! Don't go down there, kid. There's all kinds of wild animals and shit. Hey, who do you belong to?
Johnny: Who do you belong to?

Josh: Was I right? Or was I right?

Josh: Come on, you can't expect us to believe this horse shit!

Annie: We really have to go now.
Josh: Yeah, give my regards to Mars.

Josh: Don't call me, Sport!

Josh: Hey, come on. He can't help being an asshole.

Josh: How about getting together sometime and doing something normal?

Growing Pains(1991-2)

role~~Hank Mike Seaver: Alright. Fine, fine Carol I'll pay for this trip out of my own pocket.
Luke Brower: They accept lint?

Luke: Mike, why don't you just let Kate pay?
Mike: Look, Luke this is far too complicated for you to understand.
Luke: Mmmm. Mike pays, big man. Kate pays, big wuss.

Ben Seaver: Leo Lime-Tongue Plotnik.
Mike: Lime tongue?
Ben: Well his tongue is green. He only eats green things.
Luke: At least that's the explanation we can live with.

Carol Seaver (riding on his back): Giddy up! Woah!
Luke: I hope she dismounts him before he drives us home.

Mike: I can't let you live on a street like this.
Luke: Oh, you can't let me! Well, this morning I wasn't on the street. I had a place to sleep and a place to eat and a promising academic career. Now, thanks to you, I'm a homeless hungry dropout. Who are you Charles Keating?

Luke: I used to wash airplanes for barnstormers. I grew up next to an airfield.
Jason: Barnstormers in Manhattan?
Luke: South Dakota. The "golden eagles". I remember one time for my birthday, they took me up with them and spun me around until I lost my lunch. God, I love those guys!

Luke: I've never had a date before.
Mike: Really? You've never...
Luke: Yeah, that's right, I'm 15 and I've never had a date. When you live on the streets, you don't go out...you are out.
Mike: So what. Ben says you're a pretty popular guy on campus.
Luke: Sure if I'm just hangin', but if I go out with Susie I'll have to talk about myself: "No Suz, I think I missed the homecoming dance. I believe that was the night I was looking through a dumpster for shoes."

Luke: That's it! I'm done. I'm going to give up this dating thing, live by myself and learn to whittle and spit.

Chrissy: How'd you learn so much about fixing dolls?
Luke: Oh, I was a surgeon at a doll hospital.
Chrissy: You were not!
Luke: Oh, yeah? When Chatty Cathy lost her voice, who do you think got her talking again? When Betsy Wetsy dried up like the Sahara, who do you think opened up the flood gates? And when My Little Pony got the trots, who do you think got her back on track?

Mike: Luke, look how great you fit in with us. I mean, after only a month you're part of our family.
Luke: Not quite.

Luke: The last time I saw a doctor, he went poking around like a Turkish drug enforcement officer with an attitude.

Luke: Uh, hi, Ben had to go to Stinky's. It was an emergency.
Sheryl: Oh, gee, anything serious?
Luke: Nah, emergencies happen a lot to guys named Stinky.
Sheryl: You don't have to cover for him. Its me isn't it? He thinks I'm a dork.
Luke: Aw, no he doesn't.
Sheryl: Really?
Luke: He doesn't even think.

Ben: LUKE!!! LUKE!!!
Luke: Good pipes, every Luke within five miles is on his way.

Ben: I can't believe you humiliated me in front of the entire school.
Luke: What?
Ben: You know Sheryl Murray was my territory.
Luke: Your territory, you treated her like dog dirt.
Ben: We've got a special relationship and its none of your business.
Luke: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm making it my business. I'm the guy who's taking her to the Sadie Hawkins dance.
Ben: Yeah? Over my dead body.
Luke: Oh, that can be arranged.
Ben: Yeah?
Luke: Yeah.
Maggie Seaver: Anybody ready for some dinner?
Ben: Yum yum.
Luke: Mmmm boy!

Ben: Carol, will you please ask Luke to pass the salt.
Carol: Luke, pass Ben the salt, please.
Ben: Tell him I'll save him some in case he wants to pour any of it in my wounds.

Ben: LUKE!!
Luke: You bellowed?

[Ben is sitting right in front of the T.V.]
Maggie: Oh, my poor baby. I can't wait till those glasses of yours come in.
Luke: Oh, there in. The doctor called yesterday. (Ben shoots Luke a death look) Ah, actually it was another doctor, um doctor...Pepper.

Luke: Man, this sucks nickels.

Mike: That's great!...I mean that your back is feeling better.
George: Well Luke's a very persuasive man.
Mike: Good job Luke. Well how did you do it?
(Luke sets down his bag and hesitates)
Luke: I said...I said I am going with him. It's only for a few months...to help him set up, Mike.

Mike: Is that what they make you wear?
(Luke is dressed in a sailors outfit and a sailors hat)
Luke: No, I just like to dress like Popeye.

(Jason is in a hospital bed)
Luke:There's nothing to be scared of. The doctor is your very special friend.
(Jason puts his hand on Luke's cheek)
Jason:You know Luke, I think your really becoming apart of this family. Because your really starting to tick me off!

(The waiters come out to the tables at the "Shrinkarama '91" with ribs, corn on the cob, and mashed potatoes)
Jason: Mike! We can't eat ribs in tuxedos! We were supposed to have veal and truffles.
Mike:Uh, Luke?
Luke:Hey! I looked up truffle, and did you know, that truffle is a fungus uprooted by a pigs snout!?
Jason:How are we supposed to eat this!?
Luke:Oh, check this out.
(Luke pulls up a bib with a picture of a pig on it)
Luke:I almost got the ones without the happy hog on it, but they were a little stuffy.

(a lady approaches Jason)
Lady:Are you Jason Seaver?
Jason:Yes
Lady:I am Fatima!
(She takes off her coat and reveals that she is a belly dancer)
Jason:Mike
Mike:Luke
Luke:Ben
Ben:Now don't tell me you have a problem with this!
Jason:You and you three, follow me.
Luke:What happens now. Do we get spanked?
Ben:Hopefully by Fatima.

Luke:Hey, what's shakin'?
Ben:I'm playing a game of hide and eat with Chrissy.
Luke:Isn't it hide and seek?
Ben:You play your way, I'll play mine.

Luke:The Advanced Placement Exam. Ohhh. Smart guy.

Carol:You guys can laugh all you want, but you are seeing this face, for the last time.
Luke:Does anyone want to field that one?

Luke:Ok. First, I am going to move all of Carol's stuffed animals to the attic, I'm going to get rid of all those dead flowers, and I will get one of those pictures of those dogs playing poker.
Mike:Oh, oh, oh. Get two. I need a birthday present for Kate.

Ben:The issue I'd live and die for?
Luke:Babes in postage stamp string bikinis?

Luke: So, uh, when is Kate doing this bikini shot?
Mike: Next week in Jamaica.
Ben: Oh, wow. I'd love to be the photographer on that job. One guy, all those babes.
Luke:Forget that, I'd love to be the guy that rubs on the cocoa butter.
Ben: Forget that, I'd love to be the cocoa butter.

Mike:Mission accomplished!
Luke:All right, but one question, what are you and Kate going to do surrounded by 18 dufi with cheese in there braces?
Carol:No, I will not participate in anything called a moon-a-thon.
Ben and Luke:All right! Let's go!

Carol:My Rhett.
Jason:My Scarlet.
Luke:My God.

Barney:Alls you got do is find the Queen.
Luke:Barney!?
Barney:Abe! I've been worried sick about you. Where've you been?
Luke:I've been living with a family in the suburbs.
Barney:Oh, that's great. Have they found out yet?

Barney:Boy, you clean up good. Hey! You're blonde!
Luke:You look good too Barney.

Jason:So...you know this guy, huh?
Luke:Everybody on the streets knows Barney. If you need a place to sleep or some food, Barney's the guy to see.

Ben:Why does he call you Abe?
Luke:That's because my birthday is the same day as Lincoln's.
Ben:Your birthday is December 25!?

Luke:I don't want you guys to throw me a party.
Mike:I'm just talking about some potato chips and 1 or 2 balloons.

Ben:A more private gathering.
Luke:You mean, just you and me?

Luke:Ok. I give up. You can throw me a party.
Mike:All right!
Luke:But don't make a big deal out of it.
Mike:How can we? Mon and Dad insist on being there.

Barney:Maybe we should show them later.
Luke:Go ahead Barney!

Barney:Well, this is a lot better than you're last birthday, huh, Abe?
Maggie:Why? What happened?
Luke:Oh, Barney and some of the guys snuck me into the zoo after hours. Boy, did we eat well that night.
Jason:What did you eat?
Luke:Hot dogs. The dumpster was full of them.

Jason:This ones from me and Carol.
Luke:The complete works of Shopenhor.
Jason:I knew it, you already read it.
Luke:Yeah, but not in its original German.
Ben:Here, open mine next.
Luke:All right! Mega Slime, Hammer and Sickle, the Nurses!?
Ben:Yeah, its got there hit single "Turn Your Head and Cough".
Luke:Borrow your walkman sometime?

Luke:THIEF! To Catch a Thief. Hey, Barney, it's a little chilly in here, want to help me start a fire?
Barney:Sure. Where are the trash cans?

Luke:I want the ring you took out of Mrs.Seaver's box.
Barney:Don't start that again. I told you, I was just looking around.
Luke:Give me the ring.
Barney:No!

Luke: Wait a minute. You've been on the show 6 months and you haven't had a line yet?
Mike: But I couldn't talk. I was in an accident and, ah, practically brain dead.
Luke: Well it doesn't stop Geraldo Rivera.

Luke: Ah, who would want that? Besides you have a full house already and if I didn't have a place of my own, how would you come and visit me? Uh! Uh!

Luke: Let's see, uh, she looks as good as new.
Chrissy: Thanks Luke. When I'm all grown up, you better watch out.

Mike: Hey Luke. What are you doing dressed up in Ben's weenie suit?
Luke: I want to make a good impression on the Kimbels.
Mike: So you're dressing like Ben?

{phone in Mike's dressing room rings}
Mike: Hello. Stram Waverly the Third. (in deep voice)
Luke: Hey, Is Mike Seaver there?
Mike: Yeh, Luke, hey, it's me Mike. I was just getting into character. What's up?
Luke: Look. I'll be straight with you. I felt I owed you a goodbye.
Mike: A goodbye? Hey listen pal, you're just moving across town.
Luke: I'm leaving town.
Mike: Luke where are you going?
Luke: I'll spend the winter in Florida. Don't worry I'll be fine.
Mike: Luke. Don't do this.
Luke: I'll look you up some day.

{Guy knocks on bathroom of bus}
Luke: It's busy.
Mike: Luke?
Luke: Mike?
Mike: Hey.
Luke: What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in a coma.
Mike: Come on let's get out of here.
Luke: I can't I'll lose my free seat.
Mike: You're going to ride all the way to Florida in a restroom?
Luke: It beats hanging on to the back with a skateboard.
Mike: Come on, come on. Let's go.
Luke: Just let me go.
Mike: Like I'm going to let you wander the streets while I lead the squad team to the killer with my shirt off.
(old lady leaves bus)
Mike: Luke. What was wrong with the Kimbels?
Luke: Hey, I don't trust a man who uses a pop-sicle stick to fix a cat.

Mike: Ditch you?
Luke: Yeh, my dad split when I was two, my mom died, and. And you guys. (Driver takes off, Mike and Luke plunge forward.).

Mike: Us, Well look how great you fit in with us. I mean after only a month you were part of our family.
Luke: Not quite.
Mike: Driver. Stop this bus.

(Mike and Ben hold pop bottles up)
Luke: If you spit in the air it's gonna land in your face.(raises pop bottle)
Jason: (holds up pop bottle) Words to live by, Luke!

Luke: You can't tell me anything about booze I don't know. It makes you stupid, it makes you sick, it makes you afraid to come home at night, get a glass of water, do anything that will make him mad when he's drunk.
Mike: When who's drunk? No one around here gets drunk.
Jason: No, he's not talkin about us, are you Luke?
(Luke shakes his head no)
Jason: Who gets drunk, your father?
Luke: No, he left when I was two.
Jason: Then who?
Luke: My stepdad.
Jason: Did he beat you?
Luke:(shakes his head yes) My mom tried to stop him and he beat her too. One night he came after me with a baseball bat, if I hadn't of run, he would of killed me.
Maggie: Oh my God.
Mike: So Luke thought...
Jason: Luke thought that drinking would change me into his stepfather. So you didn't drink it?
Luke: No, I poured it down the drain, every damn drop of it! (Luke begins to cry)
Maggie: It's all right.

Luke: I washed all the sheets,vacuumed the matresses and boxsprings.
Mike: Good.
Luke: Where's Ben?
Mike: I think he's upstairs scrubbing everything that hasn't been nailed down.
Luke: Look,you've known Ben longer then I have, I mean, I'm glad he is doing all the work but does he always get carried away like this.
Ben [comes down in a rubber apron and a shower cap]: Hey! Who gave you guys the day off. There's work to be done!
Mike: Have mercy on us Rubberman. I think we're finished.
Ben: Oh really! I'll be the judge of that. Let's go to the big board! There's no checkmark next to stuffed animals!
Luke: Mike and I put them in plastic bags to starve the lice, Your Rubberness!

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