*** DISCLAIMER: The Animaniacs and all related characters belong to Steven Spielberg and whoever else works to produce the series. The Power Rangers and all related references belong to Saban Entertainment. I am not affiliated with either company. ***
Cast:
Yakko Warner - Blue Sibling - power of the blowfish
Wakko Warner - Red Sibling - power of the anteater
Dot Warner - Yellow Sibling - power of the platypus
Dr. Scratchansniff - Otto (the Zordon-type person)
Thaddeus Plotz - owner of the Warner Bros. Studio
'Rita' - a woman in a pink dress w/ a buzzard's nest on her head (& actual buzzards!)
a dog with a Scottish accent
an green alien creature - kind of the "Finster" of the bunch
a pink warthog wearing gray armor - comes up with the ideas
The Warriors - clad in gray spandex outfits with dark gray gloves, boots, and heads
Scene 1: Behind The Scenes
Theme song: ... Hydroplane-y, Animaniacs, those are the facts!
Cut to: soundstage
Cameraman: And, we're clear.
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot jump down from the Animaniacs logo and come around to the front. The cameraman comes down and praises them.
Cameraman: Hey, great opening, guys!
Wakko: Thanks, Bill!
Dot: We couldn't do it without 'cha!
Yakko: Bill, it's people like you working behind the scenes that almost won us an Emmy. (pulls out a bag with a $ on it) Here, have a bag of money!
Hands the bag to Bill.
Bill: Wow! You guys are the greatest!
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot look at each other and laugh.
Scene 2: The Moon, "Rita's" Fortress - a mountain with a telescope sticking out of it
"Rita": Oh, those goody two-shoe Warners! (turns around) I'll get them! But how, I'm wondering.
Pig: Why don't you send your warriors down there to fight the Warners?
"Rita": My warriors, of course! That's quite a plan!
Turns to the left and fires her wand. In a corner appear 3 warriors in gray spandex suits with darker gray head masks & glasses with swirls for eyes.
Warriors: (various kiais)
"Rita" walks over to them.
"Rita": Ah, my warriors! Do as I say and destroy the Warners, goodbye!
Fires her wand and the warriors disappear. The Pig & Dog walk over to her.
"Rita": So long, Warners!
All three laugh.
Scene 3: A Studio Park: The Warners are singing to a bunch of little kids...
Yakko (singing): And that's what we call serendipity...
All 3 (singing): I-P-I-T-Y.
The little kids applaud them.
Little Girl: Gosh, that was great!
Yakko: Thanks. (whips out another $ bag) Here, have a bag of money!
< "Tada" sound as she takes the money. Cue the violins...>
Little Boy: Hey, I liked your song, too!
Yakko: (chuckling) O.K., sport. (whips out a dessert) Here, have a fat-free yogurt.
The little boy takes it and almost starts crying when he sees the girl next to him with the money. A few moments later, the warriors appear about 300 feet away from them!
Warriors: (various kiais)
Little Kids: Aaaaaaaaaahhhh! (run off)
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot look at them, puzzled. They turn the other way and see the warriors! The Warners jump off of the bench and look all tough...
Yakko: Looks like trouble.
Wakko: Let's goof on 'em!
All 3: Right!
The three leap into the air and make funny faces as they leap through the air individually.
B-G song: Super Strong Warner Siblings... Hey, Hey, Super Sibs!
The three land opposite the warriors.
Warriors: (various kiais & karate stances)
The Warners aren't amused. Yakko gives them a "brush-off".
Warners: (various kiais and karate stances)
The Warriors do various stances, then all 3 of them leap back and jump-kick towards the Warners!
The Warners reach behind their backs... here come the Warriors... The Warners pull out giant tennis rackets and smack the Warriors into a wall, where 2 painters are putting up an "Animaniacs" billboard!
Warners: Right!
Scene 4: Back at "Rita's" Palace
"Rita": Curses! Aah! My warriors have failed to destroy the Warners! What should I do now, I'm wondering?
Pig: Why don't you send a giant monster down there?
"Rita" ponders it for a moment, then smacks Pig with her wand.
"Rita": A monster, of course! I'm wondering what kind, however.
The alien walks up to her with a little bug in his hand.
Alien: Perhaps this bug will do.
The Scottish dog walks up to "Rita".
Dog: You could use your powers to make it become a giant bug. That's what I'm thinking, anyway.
"Rita" smacks him with her wand.
"Rita": I agree with your plan! Let's do as you say!
She grabs the bug from the alien's hand...
"Rita": Look out, Warners!
... and tosses it to where the pig & dog are standing. She fires her wand at it, causing it to disappear and the pig & dog to become char-broiled!
Scene 5: Warner Brothers Studio
The bug monster appears full-grown, but falls into a building. He proceeds to destroy it and one next to it.
* WB Shield Logo flies in & out, indicating a scene change *
At the Center for Advanced Mathematics, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot are lecturing in front of a large group of scholars.
Yakko: ...Therefore, if we isolate the variable for the quantities unknown, we are left with a quadratic equation for which there are only 2 real roots: 3 and -5. It's that simple.
Professors: Ohh! (round of applause)
Yakko's communicator starts flashing a WB cleverly done in lightning bolts.
Dot: Sounds like trouble.
Wakko: To Headquarters!
All 3: Right!
They leap out of their lab coats and through the air to the Psychiatry building.
Scene 6: The Psychiatry Building
They enter into a Command Center-esque setting.
All 3: Right!
Dot presses a button, and we see Dr. Scratchansniff's head appear.
Dot: What's up, Otto?
Otto: Ooh! There's a big bug on ze lot!
All 3: * gasp! *
Wakko: Hey, what's wrong with your mouth?
Otto: It's all fuzzy. Now, listen here. You must destroy ze bug before it destroys ze Warner Brothers studio!
All 3: Right!
<-- Transformation Sequence -->
Yakko: Power of the Blowfish!
Wakko: Power of the Anteater!
Dot: Power of the Platypus!
<-- End Transformation Sequence -->
Scene 7: Back at the Lot...
The bug is terrorizing everyone there! The Siblings land, and Buttons the dog is hit by a flying trash can. The Siblings and the bug make eye contact, and the bug throws a roof at them! They leap out of the way.
Yakko: Tower of Power!
All 3: Right!
They leap through the air & into the Water Tower. They press a button, and the tower electrifies. Two of the 4 anchor posts become the arms, while the other 2 become the legs. One arm fires a blast onto a WB shield on a building, causing it to become a real shield. The other arm fires a blast into a board meeting, causing the table top to shatter the window and become the sword.
Dot: Let's get this show on the road!
The Water Tower doors part and reveal the cockpit inside.
All 3: Right!
The Tower starts walking towards the monster.
Dot: There!
The Tower sees the bug destroy a building.
All 3: Here we go!
The Tower rams the monster into a building.
All 3: Right!
The monster gets up and fires a flame. The shot is deflected by the SSWS's shield, but lands on a building, starting it on fire. The Tower stamps out the fire, thereby destroying that building. The monster charges The Tower and is bounced into another building.
All 3: Right!
The Tower kicks the monster. As it's sliding across the lot, "Rita" is watching through her telescope.
"Rita": Curses again! Aww! This never works!
The monster stops sliding.
Wakko: Let's finish him off!
All 3: Right!
The Tower picks up the monster and spin-throws him into a building, shrinking him down to size.
Bug: * chattering *
As the bug scuttles away, The Tower steps on it.
All 3: Right!
They jump out of The Tower and remove their "helmets".
Yakko: Good job, Super Siblings, we've saved the lot from harm.
A charred Thaddeus Plotz enters.
T/P: Look what you've done to my lot! Do you know how much rebuilding will cost?
Pan shot of the now destroyed WB lot!
The Siblings look at each other for the answer. Yakko pulls out a yogurt.
Yakko: Here, have a fat free yogurt.
T/P: (looks at it) Ahh... (faints)
The Siblings karate-pose for the camera.
* WB logo in & out * Public Service Announcement *
Yakko: Hey, kids, playing with giant bugs isn't cool. If someone wants you to play with a giant bug, just say, "No, thanks." That's cool.
All 3: Right!
* WB logo in, crashes into screen & shatters *
The End!
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