Two lightbulbs walked into a bar.

1st lightbulb: can I treat you to a Bud Light?

2nd lightbulb: what a BRIGHT idea.

What is something you never ask a lightbulb?

Their volt-age

How do you keep Megavolt from charging?

Take away his credit card

What is Megavolt's favorte town?

Electri-city

What's Megavolt's favorite movie?

Flash Dance

What did Darkwing say when someone poured warer on Megavolt?

Pop goes the weasel

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2, one to save his friend from slavery, the other to tell us what a

stupid joke this is.

What was the electronic seasoning charged with?

asSALT and BATTERY

What does Megavolt eat?

Light snacks

Where do you get things you plug in?

The outlet store

The Ultimate Stupid Joke:

Why did the plug cross the living room?

It can't, it's stuck to the wall