Liquidator says I'm too dry

And that being wet is great

I say that I am my own guy

And that he should evaporate.

Quacker Jack says that I'm no fun

He plays all day like a fool

I say a hard worker gets jobs done

He should sit through a lecture at school.

Bushroot says chlorophyll's for me

That my lack of leaves makes me lower

I'm glad that I'm not a tree

He should dance with a lawnmower.

Negaduck's "too cool" to be my friend

And says that I am a dork

When will his cruel remarks end?

I think he should sit on a fork.

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