Name: MAT DAEMON
>>Oh, wow! You must spend a lot of time surfing the web for pages about yourself! *gently* You need to check the spelling of your name.
Website title: I DONT HAV THR TIYM FORE NONSENKE LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>Maybe it's for the better. I can't think of a lot of website places that have spell check.
Where are you from: MASACHOOSETTS
Have you been to any other anti pages? I DONT HAV THE TIYME
>>But you had the "tiyme" to visit this and sign the guestbook
Did you like them: SHUTTUP UR GA
>>Children kno what the means? What's the world coming to? If you were Matt, *you* are the one who is supposed to be...that way
Do you like Ben: HE IS MY BESST FREIND
>>Aw, isn't that cute. Actually it is psychotic. You pretend to be Matt and you say a guy you don't even know is your best friend. Odd.
Was Good Will Hunting really GOOD? IT MOOVED ME TO TERES AND I ROTE IT
>>How stuck-up
Are Ben and Matt...more than friends: UP URS
>>Ha ha. Just get out with it, "Matt."
Do you love or hate Matt: I TRIE TO BE A GOWD PURSON
>>How touching, but do you love or hate Matt?
Comments: LISSEN, I AM...MAT
>>I really believe you when you can't spell your own name
I DONT LIEK U MAKKING SUCH A PAGE(THATS NY MIDDEL NAM)
>>It's commonly a GIRLS name
ABOWT ME. I WIL GIT MY LOYER 2 SEW U DO NOTT DERTORY IT.
>>You're "loyer" will sew me? Like on a cross stitch or something? I am trying to make one of those and they're kind of tricky, so I hope your "loyer friend"has better luck with it than I am.
PIECE, MAT DAEMON
>>Piece. ;) Piece of what? Cake? Matt, don't you need to watch your weight?
(oh, and since I ask a lot of questions on my guestbook, I won't put everybody's answers for every single question. Just the ones that entertain me. Such as these...)
How did you get here: i looked up "the fagiest web pages on the net" and i found this page
>>Really? I guess that's one way for people to find it. Looking up your lover Matt's name in Yahoo gets you there too.
Have you been to any other anti pages: yeah, they all suck but this one blows C-O-C-K
>>Needless to say, she did not spell the word, but their might be CHILDREN reading this, so I can't keep it as it is. Why do you continue to look at anti pages if you don't like them? You need to do something more productive with your time.
Do you like them: look above b%$#
>>Don't swear
Do you like Ben: i'd blow him all night long
>>How nauseating
what other actors do you prefer: leonardo dicaprio, billy zane, ryan phillipe, RICKY MARTIN, ben affleck, casey affleck
>>or I could have just asked "how old are you" and judging from those serious thespians(Billy Zane is not my favorite by a long shot, but he looks positively distinguished compared to the others), I would say about 14
Are Matt and Ben..more than just friends: what? is it your fantasy to see guys buttf#@! eachother?
>>Ew, no. Nice language you've got going there. Bad Will Hunting was obviously a bad f@!#ing influence on you
Any pets: no B&^%#
>>I just ASKED
Why do you love Matt: I LOVE MATT because he is an incredible actor and HE IS F!@#ING HOT AS H$#@!
>>Matt is not an exceptional actor and who cares if he is effing hot as h-e-double hockey sticks? ;)
Comments: YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LOSER FOR SPENDING YOUR TIME AND $$ MAKING THIS F%$#ED UP WEB PAGE
>>Geocities, or the part I am using, is free. I am a WINNER!
YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE
>>Ha ha. A fine display of creativity
DUMBA&^
>>Stop the insults. Stop the pain. You're damaging my self-esteem.
>>What makes you so great?
How did you get here: up my butt and to the left
>>Already we are dealing with somebody who wishes to be taken really seriously!
Have you been to any other anti pages: yeah, every time i take a crap
>>I'm lost. Just give a straight answer
Do you like Ben: no, he's too skinny
>>What a reason to not like somebody. How cheesy
Was Good Will Hunting really GOOD: It was hilarious, especially when matt "cries"
>>I'll bet. So why are you writing a "hate" guestbook signature?
Are Matt and Ben...more than friends: sure, they're gay. Why don't you join and make it a trio
>>Because I'm not gay.
Have you ever been in an earthquake: what kind of question is that? Yes, I am one.
>>You're an earthquake...how unique. Anin the Great is trying to be "profound"
Any pets: yes, the entire human population(also another stupid question)
>>What am I supposed to ask? And I am not YOUR pet.
Comments: don't you have anything better to do?
>>Don't you?
how can you diss Matt Damon?
>>well, you can run him down to your friends, or write him an angry "fan" letter, or write Ben a letter that says you hate Matt, or you can make an anti page for him. That's how you can "diss" Matt Daemon
What has he ever done to you? Look, you might not know this, but most southies are really polite, nice and hard working, even tho they curse a LOT.
>>Some people find cursing not very nice and polite. I'm glad they're hard working, though.
I'm a southie myself
>>Are you nice, polite and hard working?
and everyone I know is exactly like that, why can't you deal with the fact that somne people can act and be polite at the same time.
>> When did I even mention ANY of this stuff that this girl is talking about on my page? I'm lost. When did I say actors were impolite, especially?
I'm not a teeny-bopper, so don't call me one
>>I wouln't have thought to if you had not brought it up. If you're not a teeny-bopper, you sure sound like one.
>>Ew, Sugar Ray? He wrote a song with evil lyrics, so he'll probably love "Dogma" and see it. Of course he and Matt would have the same fans, though. They show him on the Disney Channel
Okay, I *kind of* like Matt, but not so much to curse you off
>>but you just loved him a year ago, right?
Don't take it personally, but I used to make anti-sites when I was 11...and it was immature then
>>And now that you're the big, bad age of twelve, you're too old for that stuff, right? So why did you visit one, "grown-up?"
How old are you?
>>Older than you
I do this to everyone.
>>WHY? To annoy them by acting like you think you're superior?
I just think anti-sites can be evolved into well made ones.
>>If it's an anti-page, who cares what it looks like? What does a page being well made even have to DO with the rest of your message, anyway?
(it was in red letters for some reason. A communist? Don't ask me)
your site sucked.
>>How "deep"
Sorry, but that's my opinion. Here's why.
>>Oh boy, a list. Did you learn this in English class?
1. If you're going to put a section for hatemail up, you should put ALL the hatemail up-not just the few you can make fun of.
>>I've been a little bit busy, dear. I don't spend all day on the net. Anyway, how do you know that's not all of my hatemail? Have you looked in my e-mail? Since you're in the KGB, or something, you probably did
2. When you make fun of the pictures Matt is in, it's pointless. He doesn't dress himself-the people at the photo shoot do
>>Horrors. I don't even want to think of that
He doesn't choose the stance(the way he's standing)-the people at the photoshoot do, alright?
>>And it just so happens that every single photographer who takes Matt's picture somehow makes him look all stupid and he has no say in trying to look better? He can't say no when somebody tells him to flick his wrist or look at a nude baby? I would, if I were the one getting the picture taken
3. Matt Damon is a great actor. Don't rat on people until you're at the same level.
>>Don't make some statement that's a matter of your opinion, and your's alone, and also don't assume I'm not at his "level"(it's not that hard to get there) unless you have a source to back it up. You wouldn't get the best grade if this were an essay. Also, strike the hyphen key twice to make a dash (--). Hyphens are for people's names, or stringing words together. Not for the way you keep using them
In conclusion, Matt's not "overhyped". The reason he's in so many magazines and such is beacause people like him. The magazines sell when he's on the cover. And, in the end, whatever sells, goes.
>>Spare me. Not everyone likes Matt. In some magazines silly poll, he was voted "out"(of style, even though another magazine called he and Ben "best off screen couple.) And the only ones who buy those magazines because of him are little girls who drool over his picture and are sick of him six months later or people who are buying for a different story. Not because of him!
Subject: the word loser is ment for YOU
>>one of those stereotypical hate mails from a fan that even MATT is probably ashamed to have
you f&^%&$# (I had to change that) dork! what the h(-e- double hockey sticks) , ok, i can respect your opinions on the teeniebopper heart throb, but still, that was stomach turning what you said about that cute picture w/ the kid.
>> Hey, I like babies...when they are wearing clothes. I don't think photographed nudity is cute or okay for ANYBODY. Anyway, why are you writing this if you don't like Matt? Why didn't you just leave.
what the h(eck) is wrong with you? g(osh), i don't even WANT to know
>>is this not making sense to anybody else? What does this have to do with Matt in the first place?
go back to the obssession over someone you hate, loser.
>>Have I left the "obsession of someone I hate" or something? Anyway, I thought you "respected" my opinions? Don't contradict yourself
ok, i can see hating a boyband or something worth hating
>>Maybe I think Matt is "worth hating." Don't I say somewhere that I don't, since I don't even know him?
what did he do to anyone besides try to get famous/rich?
>>Stupid boy bands try to get famous/rich and you say it's "okay" to hate them. Trying to get famous is shallow and trying to get rich is selfish. I respect actors who are in the business because they enjoy acting.
g(osh) your sick. feel free to flame me now sistah
>>you're "sick." You want people to bother you. And I'm not your "sistah."
cause i dont care enough to break out the thesaurus and teach you a lesson yale style
>>Does that mean you're PRETENDING to be stupid and spell wrong on purpose? Like I really buy you going to Yale. Why don't you concentrate on your studies and stay away from writing hate mail
From "gfacusa"
Who is the brainless numbskull writing negative comments on Matt Damon?
-Why? Does it matter?Never mind, don't want to know
-So don't ask...but, do want to say a few words of my own...You obviously are either a northern European-descended American with a hatred of your own kind, or, a southern-European or possibly an Hispanic or Asian with a hatred of your opposites.
-Okay...I really, really, REALLY can't stand when people try to turn EVERYTHING into a racial issue. I mean, this is an ANTI PAGE for a "cheesy" ACTOR, not a political forum!!!! Like I really hate Matt Damon because of his RACE! I didn't even think about it.... And let me just add that if you're even bringing this up, you are probably the one who has a hatred of your opposites, which disturbs me.If you are not the northern-European-descended type, then, the following may hurt.
-I am, so I guess I am spared. Oh, phew. But why? Are you racist? This is not the place for racism, hon.How come it is that I can see an Italian giving an award on MTV saying he wished he could attract chicks like Matt Damon or James VanDerBleek can? How come it is that one of those dago boy singers (I think he's from N'Sync) wants to dye and keep his hair red. For that matter, how come so many American boys are dying their hair blond--never black. How come the standout cosmetic contact lens color is blue. How come John Schneider was the best looking (inarguably) man in TV? You see, your opinion does not hold water, it just doesn't stand up. When are so many Americans going to quit praising offbeat looks like those of your Hispanic or your Italian?
-I am so lost! I think that like me, gfacusa doesn't like that Matt Damon is famous for being "good looking," but this is just...weird.The world may never know, but, one thing's for sure---I'm not sleeping with a non-Northern European.
-Don't get trashy, and as if I care.I don't like grease on my hands or stinky sweat glands
-Wash your hands and use deoderant... or encourage other people too, or whatever you're even talking about...and...I don't like "babes" like Gilbert Godfried, Gene Shallit, Jamie Farr, PeeWee Herman, Andre Agassi, or.. help us, that f$#%^ing ugly nosed, ugly faced, ugly bu!ilt Antonio Sabato Junior.
-I don't exactly think of these people as "babes," but who cares, and really, is any of this relevant?Let's face it, all that the Italians and Hispanics need is some face surgery (because their faces are never even, like the odd featured, unaligned face of Ben Affleck). Oh, and, if you ask people like the Asian Indians and Mexicans and Michael Jackson, some skin lightner wouldn't hurt,either. Feel free to write me back.
-No. You're e-mail was pointless. The only reason I posted it is because this is the first time I've updated in awhile.This is more like it...from "Lilmargaret,"
Hi, you suck. I love Matt Damon, and I would f%$ him all night.
-Lil' Margaret's not exactly the most proper lil' girl, is she?You are so f*&^%$ disrespectful to people just cause you're jealous of them! You should be shot in the head!
-I'm "jealous" of Matt. Wow, I haven't heard THAT one about 25,000 times. And I should be SHOT for not liking him? Lil' Margaret, doll, this is a free country. I can like or dislike whomever I choose.No offense, but you are a g-de a$#
-Much taken...but at least I enjoy censoring your profanity. You are NOT free to swear or be vulgar on this site.Even if I didn't like Matt Damon, I would hate you, because it is just wrong to make mean websites about people you don't know and other people really like.
-It's wrong to hate. I've said I don't "hate" Matt, just his stupid, cheesy image.I think someone should make an anti-page about you!
-I would read it faithfully. That would be entertaining.There are plenty of people I don't like, but do you see me making pages about them?? no, its gay and immature.
-No, "gay" is a slang term associated with people who love members of their own gender, I guess that's how it would be described. It cannot, in any way, be used to describe a page. Writing hate mail and saying people need to be shot is sort of immature. Live and let live, Lil' Margaret.You need to get a life.
-You need to get creative.And I am not going to waste any more time typing this to you. I don't give a f*&^ what you think, and you probably don't care what I think either,
-Yes, I VALUE your opinionbut that's your problem, not mine. I think you need some anger-management classes, or maybe some medication. Bye b*&^&
-Bye, and thanks for all of the wonderful advice.I am just going through my inbox at random, and noticed at least two more messages from Lilmargaret...
1.) You are the dumbest person in the world! Get a life that doesn't include dissing other people!
2.) How can you say those mean things about Matt Damon? Do you diss all movie stars just because people like them? You are a sad person. You must feel pretty bad about yourself to enjoy talking a bunch of fake s&^% about other people. Your "anti-page" is soooo stupid. And you must be a lesbian if you rag on hot guys. D^*^(
-If there's more, they're buried, but three in a row is bad enough, especially since they all more or less say the same thing. Lil'Margaret needs to spend more time focussing on other things, instead of writing a bunch of hate mail. It's very sad.... Maybe we should take anger management together!!