My Original Loving Hate Mail
Needless to say, I was not the least bit surprised when my original Anti Matt Damon page collected numerous letters from people who were willing to spring in his defense? I will never know why fans would begin to bother looking at an anti page , but these lovely people did, and you should see some of the bizarre things that they were willing to write to defend their hero, Matt.
Here is one from a little charmer called "zwoeste"([email protected])
Matt Damon is so hot and you make up an anti page about him
>>I didn't make up an anti page. It is real, or you would
not have found it.

What the h#@^ is the matter with you? It is quite obvious that you are extremely jealous of him, his popularity, his fame and his yummy good looks..
>>What's the difference between popularity and fame when you are an actor?Yummy good looks? Odd...

So stop dissing Matt, you little puke. People like you make me sick.
>>Stop being so mean!And is that why you called me a "puke?"

So knock it off and GET A LIFE, ONLE ONE WITHOUT A LIFE WOULD MAKE UP AN ANTI SOMEONE PAGE.
>>You're really creative. Nobody who sends hate mail "ever" tells people to get a life, though I suppose somebody without one would make an anti someone page. Somebody with a life would be a little more specific.

From the very mature "[email protected]
listen up, why u baggin on mat damon?
>>Some advice: You. Y-O-U. Matt(you'd think this young 'un would know THAT) M-A-T-T.
i bet ur just jealous cuz u can't get him!
>>Oh yeah, you found me out!
haha stupid a%^. you're a fag
>>Little ones aren't supposed to know words like that. And if I was, are you trying to say that Matt would be interested?...
From ashlee carlson([email protected])
i really disagree with your page because not only is matt damon hot he is smart and very talented so that's all bye
>>Just how old is the average Matt Damon fan and how many English classes have they taken? I love all of the punctuation and carefully thought out sentences. If Matt is so smart, maybe he could quit acting and become your tutor.
From "DAN HOUCK"([email protected])
>>A guy likes Matt Damon? I thought he only appealed to little girls, unless this is somebody using daddy's e-mail address.
You are such a stupid piece of decaying rotten trash i've ever heard of in my life!
>>WHAT?! That makes no sense. Doesn't Matt have any fans who use a capital I when refering to themselves? Maybe Dan feels he is not very important.
You need to get a life(boredom about Bad Will Hunting deleted) because what kind of a dumba$# loser actually counts the number of curse words in a script?
>>The dumba%* losers as screenit.com who make sure that children do not watch bad movies.
I'm not some sort of little teenager that buys Teenbeat magazine
>>You could have fooled me
I genuinely respect Matt and Ben for the wonderful GENUISES that they are
>>Why would a genuis appear on a magazine for 12-year-olds?
Who do you think you are? You need to get over it because NO ONE gives a flying crap about what you have to say, OK? It's pathetic losers like you who need to be shot
>>You would SHOOT somebody for not liking Matt Damon? How sick
From "Fred Cahn" ([email protected])
We looked at your site and we really think you suck.
>>Thank you all for looking at my site, but "we" who? "We" are not too creative, are we?
We also think that you have better things to do than make fun of people who look alot better than you and has a good job.
>>Did "we" take a vote on all of these things? How do you all know what I look like? Have, not has, by the way
We would like you to put your picture on the internet so we can look at your ugly, retarded demented face so the whole world can laugh in your face
>>*gently* The whole world would be laughing AT my face, not in it, and by saying "we" do you mean the whole world or some silly little group of your friends?
We would appreciatte if you would take your site off the web
>>Sorry, no can do.
From an utter genuis called "Box"(?)([email protected])
(The subject line was seriously "y would u")
make a page if u hate the guy u are a slessy stupid low down butt wipe!
>>You are an amusing lad who has not yet grasped the concept of spelling and has to resort to child-like insults
u and ur parents and couz and all your family are buttos
>>Buttos? Like you know my family and "couz"
what actors do u like butts your ugly likr ur dog
>>I like actors who look like my dog? Well, I don't think so. Actors I like include Jeroen Krabbe, Gary Sinise, Gary Oldman, Kevin Bacon, Robert Sean Leonard, Frank Whaley, Dylan Baker and many others. I don't think they look like my dog, even though a meanie once said that Gary Sinise looked like a bull dog
if u don't have one(a dog) ur a Gorilla
>>A pet lover. Don't worry, I have four dogs
u are a butt sleesy a cant hagit panny waste who weres there momma jumbo bro fatty
>>WHAT??!!! I'm sure Matt Damon would be HONORED to have such a fan!
From "the doells"([email protected])
>>The whole family gathered together to write me a hate mail? How is that for "family bonding?"
Why waste your money on a stupid stupid site.
>>I have wasted no money on it. Fortunecity(the home of my original page)and geocities are free. You end questions with a question mark(?) by the way.
You gay carpet licking- cunt suckin dike!!!!!!!
>>What a family! Do you all go and rob banks together? I'm not the one who is alleged to be gay. That would be your "hero" Matt.
Get a grip. You must be just pissed because no one cares about you proclaiming your homosexuality.
>>Like I'm really gay. Grow up.
Get a life. OK? I give good advice. Believe me. really do.
>>really do what? Believe you? You don't give good advice, you give very uncreative advice. I can't even count how many times I have been told to "get a life"
From "Kevin James Dwyer"([email protected])
to miss idiot:
>>At least they get the gender right
HOW COULD U NOT LIKE MATT DAMON U FREAK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH U U MUST HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS !!!!!!!!!1
>>Nope, I have no problems from not liking Matt Damon. I am just going along, living a normal life. It's pretty easy not to like an actor and that doesn't make you a freak. You need to work on punctuation. How come you can spell "serious" but you can't spell "you" or add question marks?
WELL I DON'T KNOW U BUT I KNOW I DON'T LIKE U
>>That's not too nice of you
WAKE UP SUNSHINE AND SMELL THE COFFEE SEEYA
>>If you don't like me than why are you calling me "sunshine" instead of , oh, some insult? I suppose I shall return the favor. Seeya, sport!
From Miranda McRae([email protected])
Dear Jealous,
>>That's not my name!
What do you think you are doing?????
>>Replying to your message at the moment
You don't even know Matt Damon. How can you so so many rude things about someone you have never even met. You know you would wet your puts if you saw him
>>Sick! Maybe you would, but not me.
Are you a boy or a girl anyways?
>>A girl
If you are a girl you must be crazy,
>>I'm plenty sane, but thanks for the concern
and if you are a boy, you are a player-hate'in fag!!
>>I'd love to see what happens to Matt's fans is he does happen to be gay. What homophobes. What does "player-hate'in" mean? It makes no sense
LATE!!!Lindsey and Miranda
>>If you had done more productive things with your time than writing hate mail than you would not have been late. Thank you for telling me, though. My life has changed since I found out that you were late. I hope you did not get into trouble
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