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"Laws of the Land"
as seen in Reader's Digest
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Ballweg's Discovery: Whenever there is a flat surface, someone will find something to put on it.
Rabbe's Rule of the Bedroom: The spouse who snores louder always falls asleep first.
Dickson's Gardening Discovery: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and
not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
Dorothy's Dilemma: The heavier the package and the farther you must carry it, the more your nose itches.
Todd's Rule of Bar Code Malfunction: The bar code in the checkout line won't work on items you're embarrassed to be buying.
Rosenbaum's Rule: The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Parent's Law: By the time you're right, you're dead.
Smith's Fourth Law of Inertia: A body at rest tends to watch television.
