An American businessman traveling to Japan for business found
himself
with two extra days after business concluded earlier than expected.
Being
single and away from home for so long, he sought after female company
which
he found at a geisha house.
After selecting his partner, they proceeded to the room and undressed.
As soon as the love session began, his female partner started softly
whispering
"Yakamoda", Yakamoda". Not knowing any of the language, he believed
this was good and that she was enjoying the session as much as he
was. He
proceeded to move faster now and the woman said with a firmer tone
"Yakamoda",
"Yakamoda", "Yakamoda". He was beside himself now spurred by the
enthusiasm
of his female partner and proceeded to imitate a rabbit he had seen
on the discovery
channel. She now screamed deep from her lungs "Yakamoda", "Yakamoda",
"YAKAMODA"! As he finished, he found that she had feinted so he
collected his
things and left.
The next day he found himself playing golf with one of his Japanese
clients.
It was a par 3, approximately 173 yards when his Japanese playing
partner
struck the ball which took flight, landed on the green and then
rolled gently
into the hole. Struck with excitement and at a loss for words, the
American
stated "Yakamoda" sir. The Japanese gentleman looked at him strangely
and
stated "what do you mean wrong hole"?