--"Men get laid, but women get screwed." -Quentin Crisp (english
    writer)


 --"When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.
    A woman already knows." -Frederick Ryder


 --"Women need a reason to have sex--men just need a place." -Billy
    Crystal.


 --"I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll
    only put it in for a minute.'  What am I, a microwave?" -Berverly
    Mickins (American comedienne)

 --"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women?  So
    that we may love you instead of laugh at you." -Mrs. Patrick
    Campbell (English actress)


 --"Eventually, all men come out of the bathroom dressed as a
    majorette." -Ernestyne White


 --"A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire,
    four times; her intelligence, eight times." -Sanskrit proverb


 --"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't
    think there's a lot they don't know.  Women do.  Women want to
    learn.  Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody
    naked." -Jerry  Seinfeld


 --"We have new evidence as to what motivated man to walk upright: to
   free his hands for masturbation." -Jane Wagner


 --"March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion, out like a
    lamb." -Anonymous


 --" You know why God is a man?  Because if God was a woman she would
    have made sperm taste like chocolate." -Carrie Snow


 --"Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the
    last." -Remy de Gourmant (french writer)


 --"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman
    loses hers after four kisses" -H.L. Mencken (American writer,
    1888-1956)


 --"When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence.
    When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of
    commitment" -Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)


 --"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.  One is to
    let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let
    her have it." -Lyndon B. Johnson


 --"Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single
    and make thousands miserable?" -Carrie Snow


 --"God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer
   for her first question" -Anonymous