I'm sorry that you haven't gotten much email from me lately. I try to
send stuff everyday, but it doesn't always work out. It's because I'm
tired. For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack
of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out the
real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this
country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133
million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leave 48
million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the
federal government. This leaves 19 million to do the work. Four million
are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work. Take
from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City
Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work. There are 188,000 in
hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work. Now, there are 11,998
people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the
work.
You and me.
And you're sitting there reading humor email.
No wonder I'm tired; I'm the doing ALL of the work myself.