"THINKING"
A ten year-old boy is sitting in class, and the teacher asks him, "There
are five pigeons sitting on a fence.  If you shoot one, how many are
left?"
"None," the boy answered, "because the others would fly away at the
sound  of the shot."
The teacher replies "That wasn't the answer I was looking for, but it's
very good.  I like the way you think."
So the boy says he has one for her.  "Three women are sitting at a
counter, eating ice cream cones.  The first one is licking the cone,
the second
one is sucking the cone, and the third is biting it.  Which one is
married?"
Flustered, the teacher answers "The one sucking the cone."
"No," the boy says, "it is the one with the wedding ring, but I like the
way you think."