The Poopie List

GHOST POOPIE:  The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no
poopie is toilette.

CLEAN POOPIE:  The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but
there is nothing on the toilette paper.

WET POOPIE:  The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels
unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear wo you won't ruin them with a stain.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE:  This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've
pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie
some more.

POP-A VIEN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-POOPIE:  The kind where you stain so much to get
it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE:  The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to
flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSEY POOPIE:  It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER POOPIE:  The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night
of drinking.  It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of
the toilet.

CORN POOPIE:  ( Self - explanatory )

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE-POOPIE:  The kind where you want to poopie but all
you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE:  That's where it hurts so bad comming out you'd swear it
was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE:  (The power dump)  The kind that comes out of your butt so
fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

LIQUID POOPIE:  The kind where yellowish-browish liquid shoots out of your
butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

MEXICAN POOPIE:  It smell so bad your nose burns.

UPPER-CLASS POOPIE:  The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE:  You're not even at the toilet because you are sure
your're about to fart, but oops!  --a poopie!

THE DANGLING POOPIE:  This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though
you know you are done poopie-ing it, YOU just pray that a shake or two will
cut it loose.